Early Days Of My Life

Friend: l£sb!anism is the S#xual act between girls, an example is the type you saw yesterday where two girls were doing that thing you told me you saw. Me: hmm hmmm Friend: some girls believe only in l£sb!anism why some are into bisexual…

☆☆ don’t guess again, let me tell you how it goes… if ritababe or cherrybrown saw it, them go pick race… . Friend: see snake Me: yeh! We wanted to run out of the class till we saw it was a lylon they used in wrapping a ruler. So,…

☆☆☆ as that master isiaka caught me, he made me kneel down in the front of the class till his period is over… he then tell me to come meet him in the staff room after braging that he knows my face… but like sexytemi and cherrybrown,…

And lastly, Falayo deji. I was nervous as I heard the man calling out the names but relaxed when I saw my name wasn’t included. Mr Adesomi: These Students, lead by olohinuha Dayo went out of the school premises yesterday without informing…

As I ran into the hall before I get into Mr Adesomi’s trouble, I met 7 people on punishment. I then dodge in a corner to avoid been punished by Adesomi or the seniors but I ended up in a pot of hot soup. I taught I hid well. I ran into a…

☆☆☆ As we entered, A senior then shouted at us…. Where are you coming from? Friend: I went out to urinate. Senior: okay, you can go. And you fawaz! Me: (stammering)I .I ..I …I ….I w. w.. w… w… went to… Senior: (shouts) where are you…

I was like ‘na me dem dey yeye o’ when I heard something in my trousers…. One of the girls grabbed my (Mr man) 1st girl: stop it kemi, bro fawaz jawe, my name is Titi.. Nice meeting you. Me: okay. Titi: you dey dull o, u know even know…

☆☆☆ So, the day flew away with usain bolt speed, its like 3hours that e take reach night from the break period. I was feeling like what’s going to happen before I heard a gunshot! Guess what it was? It wasn’t a gunshot sha, it was a…

Early Days Of My Life (18 +) – Episode 1 In the mid 2006, I gained admission to GCI, school II as a boarder… I am an easy going guy that loves being quiet when lonely but my loneliness didn’t last long as an hostelite. I could still…