(Letters to h¡s celebrity crush✉️, search!ng for h£r)
Tags: Comedy, secret admirer, jealousy, hatred.
Sett!ng: Russia, Moscow city
Everyone was shocked at th¡s. Evan who was com!ng from h£r room stopped on h£ar!ng th¡s.
“Why is everyone shock, I was j√$t kidd!ng”Dan laugh£d.
“Better Dan, but don’t joke with such th!ng aga!n. My h£art already flew”Evan said walk!ng d©wΠ th£ stairs.
“Whatever, not bad though. So if $h£ married h¡m is not bad I like h£r m©r£ than you. You are not good. You are evil”Dan said.
Khalid clear h¡s throat. Jasm!ne dish ©vt Khalid food.
“Mr Walter you should eat your food. If not you will late “Jasm!ne said.
“Dumpl!ng, I thought we are to have light food today”Khalid asked fac!ng Clara who scratch h£r h£ad.
“Yeah, But I was th£ one who decided to prepared someth!ng different. It’s my first time of prepar!ng food !n h£re. So I decided to go for your best meal” Jasm!ne said.
“Not bad.Thanks alot”Khalid said.
“Why are you thank!ng h£r now. $h£ did th£ wrong th!ng. !nstead of you to scold h£r yet you are thank!ng h£r”Evan said.
“Hmmmm, th¡s is yummy, it taste like my mum food”Khalid said ignor!ng Evan.
“Aren’t you th£ one am talk!ng to”Evan asked.
“Must you talk, why do you like to blab alot. You j√$t provoke me sometime” Khalid said.
“Exactly dad, I have been long!ng to say th¡s. $h£ talk to much. $h£’s a parrot. $h£ compla!ned on unnecessarily th!ngs”Dan said.
“What th£ h£ck is wrong with th£ both of you?”Evan asked angrily.
“You are th£ ma!n problem h£re, Please lemme have my breakf*st !n peace. Stop wail!ng all th£ time. If not I will take you to see a th£rapist Maybe you have mental disorder” Khalid said.
“Yeah that’s a good idea” Dan smiled.
Evan fumes. “Well miss Evan, I am sorry but you don’t have to sh©vt. I didn’t prepared th¡s for you !n th£ first place.
Don’t you have legs and [email protected] Common that can’t be possible, maybe !n your imag!nation” Jasm!ne said with an eyeroll.
“Common Dan, let go, I am done eat!ng”Khalid stood up. ”
Yeah Dad”Dan said.
“Common my boy. Lemme give you a goodbye klzz”Jasm!ne said.
“Yeah”Dan run to h£r. Jasm!ne bent to h£r level and klzz h¡s foreh£ad.
$h£ arrange h¡s cloth well. “Leave my son”Evan yelled.
“Evan stop th¡s. Why are you so nasty? Don’t be a joy killer”Dan said.
“You h£ard that”Khalid said smil!ng.
“Common aunty, can you klzz me on my ch£ek like th¡s”Dan p©vted.
“Sure”Jasm!ne peck h¡s ch£ek.
“Promise you will give me a welcome hug and klzz”Dan said avs stretch£d h¡s [email protected] forward.
“Yeah”Jasm!ne hold h¡s [email protected]
“Don’t worry I will marry you”Dan said smil!ng.
“I say Leave my son for me”Evan said and dragged Dan to h£rself.
“No Evan”Dan sh©vted.
“Common boy, I can do all that for you”Evan said and was ab©vt to klzz h¡m.
“Huh, you m©vth st!nks. Haven’t you brush s!nce a month now. Th£ doctor said we should brush our teeth daily. Oh my goodness. You will !nfect me”Dan said and ran to Khalid.
Th£y all laugh£d at Evan.
“I can’t take that”Jasm!ne hyped.
“Do you really mean what you said, I mean say!ng Evan m©vth was smell!ng”Khalid asked.
“Not at all. h£r m©vth wasn’t smell!ng. I j√$t don’t want h£r to klzz me. I don’t like h£r. $h£’s not nice like aunty Jasm!ne. I really like h£r aunty Jasm!ne Evan blab too much. Ewww”Dan said irritatedly.
“That’s was so embarra$$!ng. You are a smart boy. Evan is not a good moth£r for you. I am th!nk!ng of gett!ng ride of h£r”I said, j√$t th£n I remembered h£ was talk!ng to a child.
Th¡s could affect h¡s th!nk!ng. h£’s too young for that.
“Hmmmm, I don’t like h£r eith£r. $h£’s always on my nerve. I guess $h£ has been manipulat!ng me. $h£ always tell me to pressurized you. I th!nk that’s a good idea, we should get rid of h£r”Dan said with a p©vt.
Th¡s boy. h£’s weird. h£ doesn’t talk like a child at all.
“How do you know $h£’s manipulat!ng you? Who told you ab©vt be!ng manipulated?”I asked.
“Cartoon, yeah i watch£d th¡s !n my cartoon. Th£ girl was be!ng manipulated by h£r stepmoth£r to pressurized h£r fath£r. So I refused to be manipulated aga!n” h£ said.
“Oh I see You are so smart j√$t like your dad. High five”I said.
“No Dad,you are driv!ng. So behaved if you don’t want get us kill. Follow rules and regulations of th£ road. Focus”h£ said po!nt!ng to h¡s front.
“I see, thanks for remember!ng me though” I said.
“Dad I like you because you always say thanks or sorry, even wh£n you aren’t at fault. But damn! Evan is not like that”Dan said.
“That’s because it is good you used th£ Magic words”I said.
“Hmmmm, so dad, what’s DNA. Wh£n I was slightly awake at th£ hospital. I h£ard th£ doctor talk!ng ab©vt DNA test. So what’s DNA”Dan asked.
“Hmm” I smirks. “Deoxyribo nucleic acid” I said.
“What does dioxiri means” Dan said f!nd!ng it difficult to pronounce.
“Deoxyribo nucleic acid (DNA) is an h£reditary materials found !n a liv!ng cell” I said.
I j√$t pray th£ didn’t asked anoth£r question.
“h£reditary. do you mean trait” h£ called with all h¡s milk teeth opened.
Th¡s boy is so smart.
“Yeah” I said. “So why do th£ doctor want my DNA” Dan asked.
I can’t believe th¡s boy is smart to th¡s extent. What if h£ asked a question I might not be able to answer. I need to stop h¡m now.
“Common son, maybe th£re are talk!ng ab©vt someone else. Why would th£y want your DNA. You know doctors are complicated. Am sure th£y are talk!ng ab©vt someone else” I lied j√$t to make h¡m quiet.
“I th!nk I wanna became a doctor” Dan said smil!ng.
“Good Idea that’s my boy” I hail.
I couldn’t believe Dan could say such th!ng to h£r. I can’t imag!ne th£ shame on h£r face that very moment.
$h£ walked |ns!de with©vt say!ng a word.
“Jasm!ne I must say you are too much. See how you turn Dan aga!nst h£r. Tell me how were you able to do that?”Clara asked.
“What? Do you th!nk I turned h¡m aga!nst h£r. Not at all, I can’t do that. One th!ng ab©vt me is that no matter how troublesome I am, you will got to like me. That’s j√$t it. Dan didn’t like me at first, I th!nk you are aware”I said.
“Yeah, that’s why am ask!ng how you won h¡m over to yourself. I mean what Evan wasn’t able to do for long “Clara said.
“j√$t be!ng pure. Dan is still a kid, so it is easy to w!n h¡m over. j√$t some joke’s, story and song will do” I said.
“That boy isn’t a kid anym©r£. h£’s weird. Do you forget h£ was ask!ng h¡s dad if h£ will marry you?”Clara asked.
Jasm!ne choke from th£ water $h£ was dr!nk!ng.
“I th!nk talk!ng ab©vt marriage make you choke. Aren’t you gonna get married?”Clara asked.
“Why not, I will surely get married to th£ man of my dream. That’s th£ only person I could th!nk of”Jasm!ne said smil!ng.
“I can see you are blush!ng. So tell me who’s th¡s person?. Do you love h¡m so much. How do you guys meet. What is h¡s name? wh£re did h£ stay?”Clara asked.
I don’t know how to escape th¡s question what will I say now?