My crazy Housewife batch 2

👰MY CRAZY HOUSEWIFE👰
(she’s psycho 😂 & troublesome 🙆)
Collaboration story📝
Episode 3
🎲STEVE🎲
my breakfast was totally ruined with what Tessy just did. Blackmailing me like that…
I went to my room and brought out my briefcase. It contained all my credit cards. I took one and left the room.
Tessy was waiting at the living room.
“Steve, let’s go now so we can go to the amusement park before it gets crowded” she whined like a baby.
I rolled my eyes and we left the house.
🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘
We got to the mall and I ‘opened’ the door for her which is something I don’t usually do.
Just to please the pregnant pepper.
I walked some distance away from her As we entered the mall.
“Okay, what do you want?” I asked and she squealed like a baby.
“Let’s buy shoes first” she said going to the clothing section.
I followed her like a sheep cause I hærdly go to the mall. I don’t know a thing about this place, it’s the
maids that run errands for me.
She starts to grab jeans and leggings which I assume are going to be very tight on her.
Is she taking them to make me mad or what? 😡
“How can you wear those when you’re pregnant? Won’t it…affect the baby somehow??”
I stuttered trying not to sound like I care.
“Then help me select better ones that wont hurt our baby. ” she air quoted.
I grabbed the trousers she was holding and threw them to the floor.
“Try something like this” I said taking a big jean from the hanger.
She gasped.
“Do you hate me this much? How do you expect me to where something so big?, it won’t even hold on your mom’s wa-ist” she stated angrily.
Crazy😒
I took the jean and held her by her shoulder.
“C’mon, let’s go and try it” I said.
“Try what? It looks like you don’t want me to get noticed by guys around. You want to hide my beauty” she said tapping my forehead as she spoke.
Drama queen
“You want me to be stuck with you” she said and scoffed.
“You’re not even the last person I would care about on earth. I was just concerned for my baby. I am the one that created him, right? But if you want to wear rags and explosive clothes, sooth yourself.” I said and let go of her.
I dropped the trouser on the floor while she picked the ones I got rid off. She even took a dozen crop tops and mini skirts…she’s driving me crazy!
I saw a busty cheek nearby picking clothes. Just her backside can make a man bow…
I approached her and she gasped on seeing someone like me in person..
I became a celebrity cause am a hottie. Very cute and s*xy guy.
Tessy should know she’s lucky to have a baby with me. She should be lucky I gave her a VIP time while we made out and now she’s my wife.
She’s really lucky.
The girl smirked.
“Do you need help with that?” I asked her and she blushed and nodded.
I helped her take a shirt from a table next to her and give it to her.
I’ll just play with her till pregnant pepper is done shopping.
🎲TESSY🎲
I came out with all the clothes I had and got quite a shock. Steve with a busty lady…. What does he think of me?
And here I thought he was setting things right between us.
I smiled as an idea came to mind…
I left the scene and looked for somewhere to hide.
If he have never been so worried in his life, he would now..
🎲STEVE🎲
I stopped my conversation with the cute girl the moment I noticed Tessy was taking so long.
I went to the back of the clothe collection where she should be but she wasn’t there.
I chuckled.
Tessy, missing??!
My mom would kill me…
Was she kidnapped?
I rushed to the counter to let them know am looking for my pregnant pepper, scratch that, pregnant wife.
They all set out to look for her.
Oh my God Tessy, where are you?
For the first time in my life,
I actually care to know where someone was
We looked for Tessy for like 3 hours and am already going insane.
My hair is a mess
My Gucci top was already sweaty.
How do I tell mom?
She got lost at the mall?
She’ll tell me I wasn’t watching my wife. I wasn’t paying attention to her.
I looked behind me to see Pregnant pepper walking to me. She even have the guts to catwalk!!
She pouted her l-ips.
“Am done taking what I want, let’s go and pay” she said with the most innocent face.
Episode 4
🎲TESSY🎲
Steve payed for everything and we went home. It’s already late anyway
Steve was acting weird.
He hasn’t said a word to me after he paid.
It was like he was suppressing the anger.
We went into the house and I ran to the kitchen just to lick mayonnaise. I suddenly felt like having it.
He ignored me and went upstairs and after a while I heard the shower running.
After licking the creamy sauce, I went to my room and dumped the clothes we bought.
Too bad I didn’t get to go to the amusement park. I took my phone and deleted the video of Steve f#*king that good for nothing woman.
My door opened and Steve walked in.
I hope he’s not here for a make out.
He wore a tank top and black p-nts. For once his dressing impress me.
“Never play the prank you did today. if you dare try it again, just know I’ll never look for you… Ever!” He said.
I Chuckled and stood up from my bed and approached him.
“Stop being so mad… It’s really not my fault. You were busy conversing with a slut so I decided to shop without you.
“Tell me, were you able to get her number?” I asked grinning.
He scoffed.
“Now I know you’ve lost it!!
“It’s none of your business and you know it” he retorted.
“Okay hubby, I won’t pry, but please when cheating on me, use protection. Your mom is a very kind woman, she doesn’t deserve to watch you die slowly of AIDS” I said.
“I already have AIDS so I think I share it with you. We’ll both raise our child with AIDS” he grinned and pulled me close by my wa-ist.
“Oh… Let go of me, you man wh-re!” I rapsed trying to push him off.
He carried me to the bed and starts to take off my dress.
He laughed watching me struggle with him.
“Yeishh! Leave me alone. Don’t give me AIDS!!!” I yelled.
My voice came out so loud and I suddenly feel so shy.
Steve left me and I ran to the closet just in my undies. How embarrassing!!
Next Day 🀄
🎲STEVE🎲
I stood before Tessy as she knot my tie for me. She suddenly offered to help me with it and here she is trying to strangle the life out of me.
“I can’t breathe! Wait…” I rapsed and tried to touch my neck but she slapped my hands off.
“Stay still, am almost done!” She warned sternly.
I brought down my hands and looked at her serious face as she worked on the tie.
Seriously, the tie 👔 was too tight and caused me discomfort. It’s feels like am her goat and she just tied me to a tree.
She smiled
“Am done hubby!” She beamed.
I smiled wyly.
“You won’t be the one to kill me” I stuttered and quickly loosed the tie.
She laughed.
“You promise to be back before 3…I want you take me to yoga practice” she said.
I rolled my eyes.
“Whatever”.
We are on our honeymoon but I need to go to the office. The good for nothing company supervisors had to come today and I need to be there blah blah blah…
But aside all the stress that made me weary, something great I’d receive at the office today.
A blow job from Vanessa.
I really need it since wifey is not willing to give me any 😪
Not her fault though.
This marriage is just to please mom.
Once the baby comes, I’ll pay her heaven and earth to live me alone.
I can’t be tied to one woman when am still young and wealthy..
“Bye pregnant pepper” I said grabbed my phones.
“What did you just call me?!!!” She thundered from the bathroom..
I rushed out of the room running for my life before she kills me!
🎲🎲🎲🎲AT THE OFFICE
I watched Vanessa strip dance infront of me. The meeting was over minutes ago..
I don’t care what time it is but I need to mate right now..
“Come here” I said coldly and she came to me.
I pushed my seat backwards and she knelt between my legs and removed my belt. She unzipped my p-nts and brought out my hærd c*ck.
She put it in her mouth and starts to s-ck.
I just watched her do her thing.
So sweet…..
Suddenly a knock came on my door.
What?
Who could that be?
All my employees never dare to come to my office unless summoned.
The door starts to whack loudly.
“Steve, it’s me!” I heard.
Pregnant pepper!!!
What’s she doing here?
Vanessa let go and hid under my table and immediately, the door burst open. Tessy actually broke my locked door!!
She came in.
“What are you doing here? I’ve been waiting…” She said.
I quickly used style and zipped up.
🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆to be continued