Crazy Side Chick episode 1 – 2

~CRAZY SIDE CHICK~ 🤦‍♀️
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#Story_Introduction….

“Boi,am finished!” announced Mwewa,and hit his forehead with both palms.He pulled himself back and stood up from his office chair and capped his chin with his hand,in shock.

“What is it?Man,that’s an expensive iPhone you just hit hærd on the table!” Said Mwewa’s friend and colleague,Daniel.

Still in shock,Mwewa slowly wandered around his office silently.

Daniel,still seated in one of the guest chairs, overturned his head up to Mwewa in surprise and asked again,”man,what is it?”

“Boi the pregnant girl has a video,” he finally spoke.

“A video?” Daniel puzzled up.

“You remember about the night I called her over to my house?” asked Mwewa.
“Yeah?” Daniel said with a smirk.

“Man,it’s not funny.I had the V-rginity on a condition that I was going to marry her….Boi
You know…you too are a man…you know how it is when the hormones crush..I promised and swore to marry her just for s*x. I didn’t know the b*tch was recording a video of everything!She just sent it now for me to see and she is threatening to expose me!”

“What for?Is it money she wants!”

“No,”

“What does she want?”

“You know I lied to her about being married.I told her the truth the moment she told me she is pregnant for me..”

“I know all that,tell me what she wants!”

“She wants marriage.A wedding!And according to her,no amount of money will stop her from circulating the video all over the internet for my wife and the world to see!”

Daniel now realized how serious his friend’s misfortune was.He pulled back in his chair and gave a deep sigh,”man,this is not so good.Your wife has made you and I who we are today.We need to find a way out of this before it’s too late.”

“But what are we going to do?”

“I need to think,” Daniel was tapping over the table with his fingers.He too was bothered because he was the best friend to the husband of this woman,whose father owned this high income generating company he and Mwewa worked for.Indeed they really had to find a way out before it was too late.

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When Mwewa got home,he found Mwaka the pregnant girl by the gate.She had arrived earlier than he expected after he called her over.But this was better for the plan he had conceived with Daniel at the office.He needed to do this as soon as possible and she had just helped.

He lowered the window of his car and faked a wide and happy smile that seemed so genuine,”hey.Hop in.”

He honked for the gate man to Open and he was let to drive in and park.

“You still angry with me?” He asked while still in the car with Mwaka.

“Where is your wife?” She asked with a solemn face.

“Why?” He panicked,” you want to show her the video?”

“That’s up to you,” she said and looked away,” why did you call me here?”

“I missed you” he lied.

“What about your wife?”

“Still at school.She will be back next week,I suppose,” he said.

“So what are you going to do about what I told you?” She now turned to him.

“Oh that,” he blushed,” don’t worry.I will give you a white wedding.I will find a way to divorce my wife.Just give me a little time,okay?”

“I need results in a month,” she said.

“Yeah…yeah..am all yours already,” he said,” I will simply accuse her of having an affair at school.Don’t worry I will handle this.By the way how’s my baby doing?Come on let’s get in,side and have a good time with him”

As they both moved towards the door,Mwewa’s wife came out and met them at the entry point.Luckly he had no hands tied with her.

“Hey,” his heart vibrated out of him,” what…a surprise!You came back?”

“Who is she?” His wife suspiciously asked at the sight of Mwaka,a neatly dressed in a chitenge and beautiful young lady.

“Honey,” he cooked up,” who could it be?Are you not the same person who directed me to get us a maid?Of course I got us a Maid?”

To be continued…
~Crazy Side Chick~ 🤦‍♀️

#chapter_1

“Maid?” Mwewa’s wife scanned Mwaka from head to toe.The girl was well figured and too beautiful for a maid,she thought.

“Yes,our maid,” Mwewa faked a relaxing smile.

“Can I talk with you for a moment?” The wife gestured a thumb into the house.

“Sure,” said Mwewa.

Mwaka was then left standing outside.

“That girl doesn’t look like a maid,” the wife clearly said.

“What do you mean,honey?” Mwewa pretended as though he never figured out what she meant.

“I know I asked you to get a maid while am in school,but not a girl like her!” the wife was too open, though.

“What about her?”

“Honey,that girl is too beautiful to do a maids job.You know pretty girls have attitude,” the wife tried not to make it look like it was exactly with her mind: the insecurity in her right now!

“Yeah…you right.Let me tell her you already employed another person?” Said Mwewa.He knew declaring Mwaka as their maid was somehow a bad idea.How could life with his secret affair and blackmailer be like in his matrimonial home? Weeeeisshh.

“Wait..Where did you find her,and why would such a beautiful girl be wanting to work as a maid?” The wife asked.

“I…I…,” He stammered,” she came hunting for a job as a cook or maid at the office.I told her there was no vacancy then she begged me to offer her any kind of job including cleaning the bathroom. Hi kwaku ome on+233544142683 to read more of these story from our telegram and WhatsApp page. She said she really needed a job so I told her I wanted a maid and so she told me she would take the job…and that’s how I came here with her.”

“Mmm,” his wife wondered,” well… let’s try her.But she is not going to be a live-in maid.”

“Try..try her…uhm..sure,not a live-in maid,” he said.

“Call her in,” she said.

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“What do you think you doing?” Mwaka asked curiously as Mwewa came out of the house.

“Ssshhh,relax,” he said as he tilted his head over and over in the direction his wife would overhead them.”Look,I know what am doing,okay.For now just accept you are our new maid.This is the beginning of your journey as my very near future wife,okay?”

“Honey!” the wife called from in,side.

“Yes,love,” he answered and quickly turned to Mwaka,” follow me.”

So he led Mwaka to his wife, in,side the house.

“As I said,” he began,” this is Mwaka our new maid.Mwaka this is Majory,my sweet and loving wife.”

Mwaka gave Mwewa a quick grave look at the compliment on his wife such that he blinked away and shifted to his wife:

“I will leave you guys to discuss,” Mwewa said and went outside to his car.

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He hurriedly reached for his phone,locked himself in the car and called Daniel.

“Boi the plan is messed!”

“What happened ?” Daniel asked keenly.

“The plan has gone sour,my wife came home without informing me,” he said.

“What?! She caught you red-handed?!” Daniel shrieked.

“No!Moron…we found her already here,” He said.

“What did you tell her about Mwaka,then?”

“I told her that she’s our new maid”

“Did that work?”

“I guess so.My wife has accepted her as a maid and I have managed to convince the little b*tch to stay in her lane.She seems to have buried her destructive attitude for now.”

“So what’s the plan B?” Asked Daniel.

“Our first plan is still valid.I will still find a way to terminate Mwaka’s pregnancy minus her knowledge.Then I will pretend to be very disappointed and grieved at the loss.I will comfort her by lying to her that I want to make her pregnant again cause I really want to divorce my wife to marry her.She will believe that I really love her and want to marry her.And when she does,I will ask her to delete the video.When that destructive video is gone forever,she will know my true colours!”

“Good,” Daniel sighed over the phone,” just don’t mess up.And don’t keep her in your house for long or Majory will find out about her.You will then loose your chance to inherit her father’s wealth.And I,being your best friend,I cannot risk being considered just the same man you are.You Bloody Cheat!”

“Shut up, thief!Or I will send the rightful auditors to your office so you can be sent to Mukobeko Hotel(Zambian prison)” said Mwewa.

To be Continued……
~CRAZY SIDE CHICK~

#Chapter_2

“You are the crime lord in that company,” said Daniel,” so if I go down,I definitely go down with you,Sinner!”

“Shut up,let’s meet at the junction for a drink we make plans,” suggested Mwewa.

“Be quick,it’s getting late,” advised Daniel.

” sure…but I must drop Mwaka by her place cause my wife doesn’t want a live-in maid.”

“Ok.Don’t forget to caution her,she must behave herself if she must marry the GM of SD Rides ,” said Daniel.

” Marry the GM my foot!” Said Mwewa.

By the way,Mwewa was the General Manager of a famous and big company that sold and serviced vehicles.It was owned by Majory’s father,the director, and the SD were initials for Son and Daughter because Majory was the only child of her widowed father.A family of two,of course.

Mwewa was also the appointed GM of other businesses owned by Majory’s father–such as the Real Estates.

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Later in the evening,Mwewa had to take Mwaka home as his wife had refused a maid living under their roof.She would be reporting for work in the day since there was not enough work to do in the house according to Majory.Mwewa and Majory had no kids to baby sit.

He got out of the car and went in,side the house and found his wife showing Mwaka round the house.

“Honey,I got to meet up with Daniel at the Junction for a few minutes,” he informed from the living room.

Majory left Mwaka in the p-ntry and came to talk with Mwewa in the living room.

“Honey,I just came.I want big time with you,” she told him as she tapped a pointing finger on his l-ips.

“I know.And I want the same,come on.Its been a week we ever had the bed dancing and I really want to wreck it tonight,” he said with his hands chained with hers.

She smiled at him and eyed him sed-ctively,” I did miss you so very much king of the bedroom?”

“So did I,” he smiled back at her as he waited for his obvious k-ss.

Majory stood on the tip of her toes to meet Mwewa’s l-ips with hers.But oops! Mwaka entered the living room and made a cough that the mission was unaccomplished.

“Can I go home,now?” She asked and looked weird.She didn’t even say sorry!

Majory turned away from Mwewa and told Mwaka,”you will respect my privacy with my husband, okay?”

“I get you,” she sounded rude and she didn’t care.

“You can go,” said Majory.

Mwaka walked outside silently.

“She has no manners,” complained Majory.

“Honey,we can get another maid if you don’t like her,” said Mwewa.

“I will give her some time.You know we are both busy to start searching for maids,” she said.

“Well,if you say so,” he said.

Majory walked to the kitchen,” what am I cooking for my king this evening?”

“Nshima with finkubala!” Said Mwewa.

“Mmm,sorry finkubala finished,” said Majory.

“Well,you know what else I love.Cook anything I love to eat,” he said.

“Ok go fast and come back soon,” she told him.

“Thank you your highness,” he said.

When Mwewa got outside,he found Mwaka leaning against his car.

“Hey,I will drop you off by your place but I suggest my wife shouldn’t know about it.I don’t want her to be thinking otherwise.So let me find you outside the gate.”

“Are you playing with my mind?” She asked and opened the car door and jumped into the passenger seats.

“How do you mean?” He said as he got into the driver’s seat and started the engine.

“You don’t show any signs of getting into ways to divorce your wife,” she said.

“Come on! Should I divorce my wife overnight?I need to plan.I need to set her up with some wrong to find her guilty.You worry too much my love.You and I will surely wed,Kay?”

“Don’t forget,I want results in a month,” she ordered.

“Month? Wait and see how soon I will send her packing,” he said.

She smiled,” are you sure?”

“Yeah,am very much sure,” he lied.

So he drove her home.She lived a few yards away from his house.There after he went to meet up with Daniel at some beer Junction near Mwewa’s home.
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Daniel received Mwewa with a teasing laughter,” the poligamist!”

“Get out of my way!” Said Mwewa.

They ordered some beers and began to drink by the bar counter.

“So when is your wife going back to school?” Asked Daniel.

“She came for a night,” he said.

“Mmm…”

“What?”

“You got to get home soon enough then.She needs enough rounds I guess.”

They both laughed.

“And the maid..hahaha….I guess you will have enough time to bonk when your wife is gone tommorow huh?” Said Daniel.

“Definitely,” said Mwewa,” the last one.After that,she will be wiped out of life for good.”

“Meaning you will poison her pregnancy tommorow?”

“You ask useless questions.You know the plan,” said Mwewa.

“Yeah,you got to act fast,” Daniel said.

Mwewa’s phone rang.

“My wife misses my ‘johnie’,I got to go,boi”

“Sharp my guy.Go and punish her!

They both laughed

“And are you remaining here?” asked Mwewa as he walked out to pick the call.

“I will just have a few more bottles and leave,” said Daniel.

But when Mwewa left the bar.Daniel fished his phone out of his pocket and dialed a number.

“Hello…find me at the Junction now,” said Daniel over the phone.

A few minutes later,Mwaka showed up and joined Daniel by the counter…..

To be continued…..