Diary of a broke Playboy episode 12

Diary of a broke Playboy episode 12
“What are you two doing?” he asked, he wasn’t smiling, Eva was already kneeling on the floor.
“Chasing lizards” Eva quickly answer while i crutched at the window stealthily trying to rescure my d*ck from the zip.
“What do you mean chasing lizards?”
“We were at the parlor when one lizard ran in here” Eva explained, he didn’t look convinced
“So why is your face like that?” He asked facing me
“Sir, i hit my head at the wall while trying to catch it”
I was relieved to see a smile on his face.
“So where’s the lizard?” he asked
“out the window ” Ada ch¡pped in
“And you want to jump after it ehn?” he asked me, i smiled as precious walked in.
“Welcome dad”
“How are you?”
“I’m fine sir”
“Where were you when they were chasing lizards around” He asked her
“Erm, it actually came out from the kitchen ” Precious said to Eva’s and my amazement.
The man had only come home to pick some files before going out again. We were lucky he had no business going near the bed or we would have had to explain how the lizard got the bed w-t. He left 30 minutes later. I and Eva eyed each other as we joined precious in the kitchen.
“Preshy, so the lizard came out from here?” i asked her
“Shut up ” she said and grabbed me while she k-ssed me. I wasn’t going to ask any questions, i knew she knew what the lizard saga was all about although i didn’t know how she knew and i didn’t care to find out. I lifted her onto the kitchen freezer and k-ssed her Savagely while Eva watched silently, being who she is, she couldn’t watch for long, she came and joined us and we had a prolific threesome. Precious was savage but not up to Eva. I sure shot out all the sp**m in my body. I found out that My holy precious wasn’t so holy after all and the spaghetti burned.
I couldn’t eat when i got home that day, i was over satisfied by Eva, precious and a burnt spaghetti. Precious had insisted she was going to throw it away.
By 8pm, my door slowly opened. I decided that if it was Amara, i was going to send her out, i have had enough for the day. Heavy slaps landed on my back and i jumped up to see Chinaza staring at me.
“What is wrong with you and what are you doing here”
“Shut up and answer my questions ” she said and I just stared at her
” What are you doing with Precious?”
“What do you mean? She’s my girlfriend ” i answered
” Are you serious? ”
” Yes naa, what is your business with it or are you Jealous?” i asked laughing
“Of course i’m jealous, anybody can have you but not her”
“Hmm, unbelievable, aren’t you a drama queen, what does it matter whether its her or not after all i’m not complaining about that guy you are brandishing everywhere”
“Hmmm, i’m done with him” she said
“Really? ” i asked looking at her, i was glad she did, at least she now has a space for a new guy, i was intending to be that guy but i’m just not telling her yet.
” yea, he’s no fun joor”
“So what are you doing here now?” i asked
“Don’t flatter yourself, i missed you shaa and i’m back to claim you”.
She k-ssed me and did everything that finally led into a hot s€× session for over 15 minutes.
“Neche, i want you back” she said after the s€×
“Naza, my life is not just an open door you can walk out of and walk in anytime you want, you dumped me without even giving me a clue”
“But i did walk in this night and you fukked me like you missed me” she said and laughed.
“stupid girl” i hissed and smiled in the darkness. I was glad she came back.
So school had resume and we were all back. Chinaza was once more happy with me, not just for the s€× but because i was trying hærd to live up to her expectations. I could at least try and be a good boyfriend to her for some days, it wouldn’t kill me, would it? Of course not, after all i lived the first 15 years of my life without s€× and i didn’t die.
She had gone back to my lodge with me before going back to school. She just wanted to secure her territory. I had introduced her to my lodge mates as my wife to be, an introduction that endeared me to her the more. I didn’t like that introduction because it was going to ruin my chances with the girls in my lodge especially the new ones but a man’s got to do what he’s got to do to keep his woman.
So a sister to one of our female lodge mates just got admitted and had come to live with her sister. Damn was she gorgeous, she was my spec, all pros and no cons.
I was a smart guy, everly, but I never knew Naza was smarter. Of all the girls in the lodge, she decided it was the new one that she wanted as her friend. As in, they got so tight that naza would have invited her for a 3some if she wasn’t a jealous girl. I was even getting scared she was turning into a l-sbian when the wh0le idea of her sweetness to the girl hit me. She probably knew i may go after her in future and wanted to reduce the chances of the girl falling to my advance. I mean, besties don’t sell each other out right? Well i’m a risk taker and would definitely want to find that out.
“Naza, are you away you are older than this girl you are going everywhere with?” i asked her one night as we lay on the bed.
“And so? ”
” Its just that i expected you to roll with bigger girls that are your mates and level, not a year one student naa”
“Chinecherem come, you talk too much after s€× these days, that i’m friends with her, how is that your business? ” she said
” It is my business o, when my guys see you rolling with her, they will think both of you are age mates and then will come and be thinking that i’m dating an underage girl ”
” Hahahaha, but you dated my school daughter naa” she laughed. I was like which kind wahala be this.
“And so? You now want to come from ansu and have a school daughter in unizik?”
“So what do you want this night, should i leave you here and go and join her in her room?” she asked.
“No sorry, i won’t talk again ”
And that ended our argument, she was capable of the impossible. I didn’t want to miss my midnight and midmorning s€×.
Naza stayed for a week plus before finally going back. I had seen her off along with her new friend to the park. She hugged her more than she hugged me, all this girly nonsense but she k-ssed me though.
“Naza won’t you hand me over to her so she can take care of me now that you are going” i asked her feigning seriousness and the girl laughed. Only her laughed.
“Hand you over for what, take care of gini? ” she asked
” You know naa, cooking and so on ” i said smiling.
” So when she was not here, you were starving abi?” she asked.
“Naza come and be going, you will miss your bus”
And so she left. To be honest, i was going to miss her. She was top on my food chain.
“Shape let’s go home” i called to my companion.
“What did you call me? ” She asked me
” Shape, you see, back home, a lot of people call me Ocha as in fair guy because i’m fair so since i haven’t gotten your name, i had to refer to you with a feature in your body and i think shape is perfect ” i explained and she laughed.
” So can i hold you” i asked her as we moved.
“no” she was blunt and sharp with the answer.
“I’m sorry for asking, i don’t usually ask, i just go ahead and do it” i said and smiled
“Please don’t hold ” she said. I ignored her and tried grabbing her wa-ist, she ran and i went after her, caught up with her and put my hand around her wa-ist. She didn’t complain, she just smiled and put her own hands around mine and the Lord was good.
Keke napep’s were cheaper but we took a bike, one bike to be precise, i needed a kind of closure. I would have stayed in the middle and she at the back so she can give me a good dose of that b-obs but it wasn’t a coded thing to do, so i had to stay at her back. Her booty just rubbed on me as the bike galloped and my prick was just rising anyhow like yeast. I don’t know if she felt it or not, but if she did, good for her because i assume she would be feeling it in full soon for the rest of her life in that lodge.
I had intended to take over the relationsh¡p between My bae and the new girl. Almost every guy in our lodge was eyeing her. Chinaza had set the precedent and so i became the first guy in line and tagging closely behind me was my right hand man, James. Nobody wanted to find out her name anymore, they all liked the name i gave her, shape, and it stuck to her. The race for shape was real.
Like i said, Naza had made everything a little simple for me, i didn’t need to stand in line with other contestants, i might as well have given her out to whomever i wanted if i wasn’t eyeing her too.
James was up on his feet, tagging alongside her anytime he sees her. I wasn’t jealous abi i wasn’t so jealous, in the end she always came around. I was her favorite guy at the moment.
“Guy see, everything wey dy happen for this lodge, i like am well well, the only thing wey dy provoke, the only thing wey i nor like na the way you dy try colonize Shape, i no like am at all” i said as we were all outside one day and everybody laughed. It was more of a challenge to James, he was trying to prove to me that he could beat me to having her, me, i didn’t send, it was all about the h0πeyp0t to me. Anybody could have her, i no send, as far as i still got my share.
So on a Saturday like this, James busted into my room like a car in Grand theft auto and ran straight to my wardrobe
“Guy o gini, kilode? ” i asked him
” Nothing, Chiboy shey you buy new jeans? ” he asked
“And so?”
“i wan use am go out tomorrow” he said as he pulled out my tinted new Blue ski-ny jeans from my wardrobe.
“No, you no fit use am” i said
“I no dy ask you, i’m just telling you ” he said
” Where you dy go sef, this one you no invite me” i asked him
“I wan go flex one girl like that ”
” Which girl naa”
“E no concern you” he said and left, i shrugged and continued with my phone. If he doesn’t tell me about the girl today, he will tell me tomorrow.
Later in the day, Shape came in to my room as I was watching film, it was the first time i was seeing her that day.
“Shapy baby ” i called her as she came in and she smiled. She sat on the bed and i gave her a detailed hug.
“Baby wassup naa” i asked looking at every part of her body but her face.
“Am good o, stop searching me with your eyes naa” she said smiling.
“Is it possible?, its only a g-y man that will see you and not stare” i said still checking her out.
“But naza get am naa, she may even be s€×ier”
“Naza is a queen but you shape, you are chilli abi kilishi, too hot”
“Stop whining me joor”
“Why i go whine you? Abeg wetin you bring for me abi make i unpackage you? ” i asked and she laughed
” Nothing joor, i just need you to accompany me somewhere tomorrow, i hope you will be chanced. ”
” Why not, even if na hell fire, i go follow you go, just that i would be at the gate while you enter in,side”
She laughed and hit me on my hand.
“But where are we going?” i asked
“James wants to take me out, i want you to come along” she said and i laughed. So that was where James wanted to go, i thought in my mind. I wasn’t going to miss it for anything.
“Sure, i go come” i said
So the next day , i swear i must have gotten ready before they even remembered they had a date. I was in my room waiting, there was no need eating that day, i decided i was going to have my breakfast, lunch and if possible, dinner too there. Around 2pm, Shape came into my room looking like a model.
“Let’s go, he’s waiting outside ” she said and i got up, locked my room and followed her outside. The expression on James face when he saw the two of us was to die for. I stifled the laughter that was trying to jump out of my mouth as i looked at him.
“So are we taking a bike?” i said as we got to where he was. He didn’t answer, he was just observing me from head to toe and biting his l-ips. But me, i no send.
After waiting for sometime, a bike pulled up.
“Guy, make me and Shape enter this one, just stop another one and start coming ” i said smiling. James didn’t even talk, he took her by the hand and they entered the bike.
“Meet us at Marble arch hotels” he said to me as they drove off. I shrugged and stopped a keke that pulled up. No dulling..
I entered the hotel and soon located their table. James was smiling and Ada was laughing. I approached them and the smile on James face froze and Shape’s Laughter turned into a lovely smile. Their table was empty, they said they were waiting for me before they would order. We soon placed our order, James did the ordering himself, he didn’t want stories. He tried though. At least i achieved my aim of eating 3 square meals at a sitting which was courtesy of James being drunk and making orders anyhow. Shape too got drunk and was all over me but i played it lowkey before james would decide that i should pay for her since it looked like i was the one who took her out.
We rounded up by 7 pm and chattered a keke back home, James staggered into his room, Shape into hers and me into mine. I managed to get out of my clothes and flung them into space, i crashed on my bed and closed my eyes. I opened them again as shape walked in, her sister had gone to visit her boyfriend and would be sleeping over, she fell on me and we k-ssed, i frisked her wh0le body as she practically licked me all over my face and neck. She bit the tip of my chest and gradually down to my bellybutton and then my Prick, i mo-ned as she put her teeth on the tip.