Gift episode 11
Gift episode 11
was so happy my first day in school, before
mass punishment scatter everything.
I no know who provoked the senior prefect
girl, I later learnt that a girl in our class
made her boyfriend to dump her. And
the girl is now dating our senior prefect
ex-boyfriend, Gift you have suffer. Na em
them flog us five five for back for crime
wey I no commit. Sha… Nothing spoil,
I still had a wonderful day when Mill took
me as her school daughter, she is the
labour prefect that means no labour for
me. I also made two friends in that
second week of resumption, Hannah is
very naughty and Choima is a quiet girl
that mere seeing her, you will think she
has never seen a man’s genital. I returned
from school happily a day like that after Hannah
had told me about what co-ndom is.
even showed me one, I think is Gold-circle,
she told me that skin to skin is sweeter
than wearing water-proof, I even bought
One and kept it in my school bag, the chemist
man just dey ask plenty annoying questions.
I told him is my uncle that sent me, he now
start blabla… My uncle should stop sending
a little girl like me to buy Gold-Circle as
if say I no know say na condom. Matcheew..
can he even handle me more than two
rounds?. I was still confused on who to
use the Gold-Circle to fu-ck me, when
I got home. I met Dumebi and Brother
Titus at it again. Our Elder say a bird who
doesn’t know when to stop dancing is
a meat to the fire of a hotel.
Dumebi: useless man, no be your mate they hustle? na so so ice fish I godey chop everyday.
Titus: even Je*** eat fish for bible, who you be?
Dumebi: the same bible no tell you say em no shift person pa**, give girl with better future belle, ehhnn?
Titus: na who say make you carry belle? Just small spe-rm. Your stomach don get balloon, how am sure na me get that pikin. Because my bible say by their seeds we shall know them.
Dumebi: ooh! em no talk say man take care of your wife, shameless man.
Titus: if no be say you deceive me. I think say you be better girl as you dey sing for choir, I no know say you be Lucifer daughter. Upon say I dey last two hours for bed, you still dey ask for more.
Dumebi: shame oohh! stupid man!! You wey nodey last upto two minutes, Estate people make ona hear oh! My husband na two seconds man.
Titus: Estate people make ona hear ohh! My wife get borehole in between her legs oh.
hissed and entered inside my apartment.
Grace have reduced the movie volume
she was watching giggling. Those two
people no get shame at all, as them dey
always disgrace themselves outside their
apartment. Grace claimed that men will
never agree that they don’t last too long,
that is why she broke up with her boyfriend
in the Village when she told him that he
doesn’t last up to three minutes. The guy
started insulting her, I no even listen to
the story. My mind is who and I will use
the condom in my school bag. One Friday
like that Hannah started gisting I and
Choima about her boyfriend Chima who
have a shop along the market on our school
road, she said she slept in his house last night and
lied to her parents that she went to night
vigil. She claimed that her boyfriend and
her had almost six rounds of se-x, and Choima
claimed also that her boyfriend and her
usually have seven rounds whenever
they are having se-x. They asked me how
many that my boyfriend and I usually
have, I no even get boyfriend talk more
of how many se-x rounds. I lied to them
it is eight rounds, and two of them said
they want to meet him. I come dey wonder
who I go even show them. After school
closed that day, they took me with them
to Alhaji’s place. He has a big house, we
didn’t meet anybody apart from Alhaji
who was at home. Hannah claimed that
his di-ck is very long and big, I wanted
to see for myself. Both of them removed
their uniforms and went inside his room
with him, Choima asked me to do the
same. I was so shy to do such, I went
inside the room after some minutes with
the condom in my hand and met three
of them n@ked on the bed. Hannah was
riding his huge di-ck, while Choima was
s—–g the ni-pples on his chest. After
Choima was tired, Hannah took over. They
asked me to join them and I brought out
Alhaji: you say I pay am for your friend to use am for condom, shege bakasa!!
Choima: Gift, Alhaji nodey like condom.
Hannah: w€tin you dey do na? pull your clothes. Them don pay us to.. *Choima eyed her* no condom, abeg.
Me: ona collect money from am?
were silent, I took that as ‘yes’ and ran
home. From that day henceforth I started
avoiding them, I later learnt from my school
mother that my friends have HIV. She
later taught me everything about the disease
and how to prevent it, she educated me
on what is condom, I come dey laugh myself
say I no know w€tin condom even be sef
I come dey jack am upadan. Our elder
say a stubborn fly follow the corpse to
the grave. Hannah and Choima later begged
that they were sorry, I forgave them and
we became friends again.
weeks later Papa Tabara came back to
the Estate with some of his relatives and
took Tabara away in the absence of Mama
Tabara’s husband, the woman couldn’t
do much to prevent the situation, he claimed
that they should return the money he spent
on marrying her. After some days Tabara
came back to the house with her real daddy.
Titus and Dumebi didn’t cool their fight
at all it got worse everyday, Ben the prodigal
boyfriend returned from wherever he had
disappeared to and Grace seemed pleased
to receive him back, and they began fu-cking
in ernest. I was single and kicking, just
that I have to end up peeling off my skins
due to self-servicing. Hannah introduced
me to a cute guy like, he started preaching
love like pentecostal pastor, I was surprised
on how much he deeply acted the love
script. I wonder if we have met before
that I couldn’t remember, I gave him the
capital ‘NO’ answer straight up. Anything
and anybody that has any connection
with Hannah and Choima have HIV blueprint
to me, it still baffled me on how love seed
grew within a few seconds into a big Village
compound tree na wa oh! ‘for all these
mama thank you boys’. I was wondering
why I still don’t have boyfriend amongst
the cute guys living in Estate. I was thinking
my beauty was intimidating or they were
just scared of my father, either ways I
am supposed to have one abeg, make
I advertise say I want boyfriend at thirteen
years, all these mumu boys ehnn.. One
Sunny afternoon I returned home from
school to meet Grace and Ben arguing
inside her room.
Grace: this your thing don dey small nowadays oh! why na?
Ben: na who dey scatter your toto, the thing no tight again?
Grace: how em go tight when your cucvmber don turn carrot overnight, abeg repair that thing oh.
Ben: I no know w€tin you want make I do oh, talk truth Grace. Who dey yansh you for this Estate?
Grace: you nofit even last two rounds again, you don spoil my mood. Come dey go…
must have licked all the honey in Grace’s
pot with that his amnesty kulikuli. I was
still in hunt for boyfriend but they were
no where to be find, Christmas that year
got me single and ho-rny as we landed
in the Village. I was amazed to meet Okonye
as a dad of a baby, I wonder which kind
bad belle dey follow me since I enter that
Girls Secondary school, hope isn’t the demonic
spirit of lesbianism chasing me upadan.
I vehemently rebuked that spirit, ah ah!
How I go leave sweet something like kulikuli
over mere fingers and rubbing body.
Okonye’s wife is very handsome like
him no offense to the woman, their baby
was one hell of cute big head black baby.
I felt like breaking his balls, I was freaking
jealous. I was thinking he will be up and
running in and out of my ho-rny puna.
Matcheeww.. Useless man, my dad drove
on us around the village and saw some
young girls backing baby. He now met
a woman like that, that I was told is one
of my relative. I accepted sha..
My dad: mama Adanne, ah ah! na only you dey go farm today, what of Adanne?
Mama Adanne: Adanne don go carry belle for one useless village boy, she don even born pikin sef.
My dad: as she small like that?
Mama Adanne: all these children of nowadays na old person something dey sweet them.
My dad: my daughter no go ever try that kind thing.
the woman left and we moved the car
my dad asked if I were still a virgin, which
I answered ‘yes’. This man no know what’sup
at all. I was in my room dancing to
a song when a knock landed on my door,
I opened it and saw Okonye. He entered
the room and started begging me, that
he is sorry blablabla… that he wouldn’t
have gotten her pregnant if I came home
last December and many more shit. He
started telling me how beautiful I am, he started
touching all over my body. I mo-aned ‘ooh’
and I enjoyed his kulikuli once again.
Elder says a masquerade is regarded
as spirit isn’t for nothing.