His my golden key episode 1
π His is my Golden Key π
Brought to you by choice novels π
America with a touch of 9jaπππ
Crazy Is her middle name π€£π€£π€£
Let me be ur magic π
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π€Sophia
πΆNow I donβt mean to sound rude, baby, or hurt you or nothin’
I want an independent woman if she workin’ with something
I want a slim, fine woman with some twerk with herπΆ
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(I want a slim, fine woman with some twerk with her) Throw that, twerk that (I want a slim, fine woman with some twerk with her) Shake that, bounce that (I want a slim, fine woman with some twerk with her) Cardi Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy (I want a slim, fine woman with some twerk with her)πΆ
Me and my mum sang as we both twerk at the phone camera recording
“Omo this girl is a badass when it comes to rapping! “Mum said collapsing on my bed tiredly while I followed suit
“Yes ohhh, see the way she was twerking her ass up and down in the video! Gawd kukuma kill me! “I said and we both laughed
“But mumcy forget this babe ohh, I twerk pass cardi B! “I said standing up twerking for mom to prove my point while she kept laughing
“Ehhhnn, so because you have the same ass with her, you think you can twerk more than her? “She asked clapping her hands together like the typical Yoruba woman she was
“Ehhnn lah,i even get ass more than her!(Am more curvy than she is) “I replied moving around in circles shaking my ass
Mom burst into an uncontrollable laughter with tears flowing down her face
“So if them day call yansh,you bring this agege bread come outside? “Mum scorned eyeing me
“Yes lah,my ass is fire ohhh! ”
“No be only fire, lah water,omo if you dy look for ass,asin better ass to compete with cardi B, see am here! “She said pointing to her ass and she slapped it making it to bounce up and down
“Ahhh momma the momma! “I hailed
“Yes ohhh! ”
“Mommalistic momma! “I hailed again and she paraded myself raising her shoulders high
“We are humble MA, “I bow down playfully and she tap my back
“Thank you my apprentice! ”
We burst into laughter again collapsing on the bed
Hey guys
I guess you must be wondering how a mother will be saying such with her daughter especially a typical 9ja woman
Let me start by introducing myself
My name is Sophia Ajumoke Williams , am a Yoruba girl of 24
This is my mum, Miranda Kemisola Williams
She is a typical Yoruba woman but grew up in Canada were she meet my dad who was also a Yoruba man,so they decided to get married and come over to Nigeria to settle down
Worst mistake ever π
Am the only daughter of my parents out of two
I have an elder brother but he is not in Nigeria presently
We are just four in my family
Well my mum.
Hmm my mum is a typical Yoruba woman but she doesn’t act like one
She joked around with me and plays alot with me
We are very close because mum said that when she had kelvin(my elder brother) She thought she would never give birth again until I came
She promised to be not just my mother but also my sister and my best friend.
Which apparently,she is
People usually envies our relationshΒ‘p and as we know, typical Nigerians rated my mother as someone who could not properly raise a child
My mum didn’t care, her usually phrase was “People will be people, they will always talk, Dama na them get the mouth way them dy use talk! them go talk, them go tire”
Mum is a light-skinned woman while I was chocolate in complexion
Mum is Verry pretty
Asin lah Asawan (Beauty) she be π
She has the packaging
Full b-ob’s that were still standing, full hΒ‘ps that could drive a man crazy
My mum does yoga slot so it helps her maintain her shape
If you are looking for who I took my broad wide hΒ‘ps and ass from, then look at my mum
Although my hΒ‘ps are fuller than hers but her b-ob’s were bigger than mine
Whenever we walk together people always whispers and boys seems to be lost in out beauty
Those that don’t know us called us twins.Mum and I will just laugh and shake our head
“Honey! am home! “Dad yelled from downstairs as I could hear his footsteps coming upstairs
Meet my superman π
My king π
My money monger π
My supplier π
Doc general Olamide Williams
My multi billionaire father, My dad is everything anyone could possibly ask for father
He is caring, kind, loving, supportive,fun but he loves his wife more than his children π
“My Ola! ” Mum calls him my ola while he calls her my Kemi
He came to my room and opened it asif been chased all because he is missing his wife π
“Kemi! ” My mum hugged him tightly And he squeeze her ass k-ssing her fully in her l-ips
Ewwweee π
Can’t this honeybirds just go to their room already
I don’t want to get blind π
Mum and dad does this everyday yet I still can’t get used to it
“I miss your booty! “He said not minding I was there, still squeezing her ass
“Ahhh,mo ti jadi (You are bad) “She mo-n out making me cover my ears
“Welcome oh Mr Williams, it seems it is only ur wife you saw! “I rolled my eyes folding my arms dramatically
“Ehhhnn, who are you?? “Mum asked scoffing still k-ssing him
“Ahhh my Jumoke, my pride, don’t worry once am done with ur mother, I will give you the stuff I bought for u! “He said and I smiled widely
Dad doesn’t fail to always buy me stuffs whenever he is coming back
“Enough, come and deal with me how you like! “Mum jumped ontop of him circling her legs and arms around his body while he used his hands to hold her ass firmly
I just scoff as they walk out of my room heading to theirs
Thank God the room has sound proof
If not, am sure mum’s loud voice can bring down a building
I took my phone and uploaded the video to my instagram asking them to check who is the better twerker
I dropped my phone and stretch to my full length on the bed quite exhausted with the wh0le twerking stuff
My phone rang almost immediately and I picked it up
Mark
Mark is my only friend and he is a g-y that’s why I even choosed him as a friend
I don’t do girlfriends cause girls can be funny at times and me I don’t have time for their drama
“Hey donkey d*ck! ” I yelled on the phone making him gro-n in pains
“Jesus Christ,do you have to be this loud! “He asked still gro-ning making me chuckle
“Ya so pathetic, Wetin dy sup joor (What’s going on) ?”I asked as the maid brought the lemon juice I requested for
I smiled at her then she bowed and walk out
“Omo u dy hear Wetin dy happen?? ”
“Yes I hear about the killings at lekki’s toll gate,!”
“No not that, I mean that is part of it sha,but I heard madasion is celebrating her birthday tonight !” He said and I hissed loudly
Mandy is my first cousin and the only child of my uncle
Proud brat, she is very bossy and annoying
Just because her dad is part Is of the Senate and that makes her automatically God π
We never get along
She is always jealous of me cause am way more package than she and her mum
“That bi*tch….i hate her so much! “I scoff making mark burst into laughter
“Common she aren’t that bad!”
“Scoff, she is worst than bad, anyways about her party, mum says I must go cause apparently it is my sisters birthday “I said sarcastically while mark kept laughing
“Well I will come over by 6,get ready before then! “He said and I frown
“Whatever, bye donkey d*ck!”I yelled and he gro-n again as I burst into laughter
“Crazy girl! “I cut up the call and yawned loudly falling down on the bed
Immediately I fell asleep
*********Hours later***********
Well am in the pathetic party with Mark no were to be found
The idiot came by 6 as he promised then he and mum practically had to force keep to dress and come over
Now the fool has ditched me to God’s no where
I will kill him when I set my eyes on him
The party was held In a club and was filled with some many people, celebrities and non celebrities
Some were drunk while others were making out
DJ cuppy was on the set hitting us with some sβ¬Γy Nicki Minaj beats
“Hello sister! ” I heard the voice I hated so much
God! Kukuma kill me
This witch π
I turned and fake a smile
“Hello Mandy, happy birthday! “I muttered and she smirk eyeing my dressing
“Hello Sophia, you look good! “She said and her stupid minions laughed
What’s funny π€·
I was putting on a fitting silver gown with a silver shoes that cost almost a million
“You look…. urself as usually! “I complemented back smirking as she glared at me
She was putting on a short bumshot and a crop top
Note: Biko for girls out there,if you no get ass,abeg avoid bum shot
And especially those that bleaching want to finish their skin
“Why are you wearing a bum shot? “I asked and she glared at me
“Because she looks fantastic in it!”One of her minions said
“Who is this cray fish? “I asked eyeing her from head to toe
“When women are talking, Plywood will also want to talk! com’on shift one side “I taunted while the other minion sniff in her laughter
“And don’t let these two idiots standing beside you deceive you, bumshot are for girls with broad hΒ‘ps and sβ¬Γy ass, Not swollen Nokia battery that has rotten ! ” I taunted still eyeing her
She was fuming red in anger
if looks could kill, I would be dead by now
but too bad, it can’t
“I will get back to you,i swear you will pay! “She yelled storming off with her minions by her side as always
“Ohhh and Mandy! “I called after her and she turned around glaring at me
“Happy birthday baby! “I wink at her making her more redden in anger as she scoff almost in tears, storming off
I busted into laughter
I thought this party was lame, but getting to insult my cousin, is an opportunity goal for me
I walk to the counter and ordered a whiskey mixed with devil lime
I felt cold all of a sudden, maybe it was because of the air-conditioner and my dress was quite revealing
The waiter passed the glass cup to me and when I picked it up, it froze
I immediately dropped it down in shock
It unfreezed immediately
What is going on??
I look around to check if anyone noticed but they all seems to busy to notice
I quickly took my purse and walk out not waiting for mark
My purse froze immediately I touched it making me fling it and away in shock
It immediately unfroze back
OMG what is happening to me??
I lay on a tree feeling sick in cold
The tree also froze but I was too weak to even move
I collapsed beside the frozen tree as my vision went from blurry to blank
π―TBCπ―
How did you see the first episode huh?