Legendary toto episode 12 – finale

Me: Sandra, wetin all this rubbish mean naw??
Sandra:[grind her arse on my crotch area] wetin una think say E mean??
Me: stand up abegi!
Sandra: [licked her l-ips] you wan make I stand up but una no push me, you wan make I stand up but una p—k don dey sta…
Me: shut up and stand up.
Truly my di*ck have stand at attention, but with the way I yelled the thing juss bow down.
As E bow down laikdis em just boost my Mora…
Sandra: huncle why una dey do laik 1day pikin ehnnn??
Me: [pushed her] I said get up did you?? now out!
Sandra:[crying] na me una push laikdat, no worry I go show una…
She got up and stormed out, I looked at the other corpers they had an expression less face, except Lucy wey dey smile like restaurant rat
Lucy: correct Oga Marve, correct I like how you do am
Purity: eeehya, Lucy shey una know say na first time I meet una I don know say nothing dey una brain box
Faith: kai purity na true talk be dat, this babe na crayfish brain dey em head
Purity: come, E be like say un no know the girl??
Faith: help me ask am so
Lucy: hey hey hey em don do abeg no do landlord meeting Untop my head
Faith: shuu, na who off generator wey dey shine
Purity: na Lucy oo!
I stood up and went to Sandra’s class to look for her but I was told that she left class few minutes ago.
I hope say I have not match snake tail sha, coz every new day for me na brand new wahala…
I left school to prepare for Legendary, but E be laiksay dem dey follow me from school.
Them no let me dress at all them juss dey rush me say make I do qui qui.
I followed them and we land for one uncompleted building the place too dey des**ted, infact one could easily talk say my ancestors wey don die dey come here to play tennis.
Coz one human being laikdis I no see.
We entered the building and we met few more people.
They introduced me to the rest and we all sat down.
Out of nowhere na so one rugged guy enter infact if una no look am well una go think say em don dey mad since 1601.
Them hail am small before em unpack his bag MEHN different kind of guns axe and knife na em dey there.
I shook immediately, them caution me while I quickly hol body I cannor comman die young.
They shared one black cloth between themselves them give me one sha, but the smell dey dey the cloth body fit kill one grown agric fowl.
We wait a little before we swing into action.
It’s one chief house, the man geh money buh na original mopol em too dey stingy.
The position wey we catch am seff gann, em dey knack em wife while dah idiot too dey shout like hausa cow.
I wonder how em dey enjoy am seff.
We do our job and moved out of the house we no walk reach 5 metres when we heard HOLLANDIA!
And this na my first time oooo
Baba God why me??
At first we’re all transfixed to a s₱0t, but how this niggas geh liver na him I no know.
Officer 1 – Asay iffuna move I go fire una head!
Legendary – come Oga una no dey see face, make we go one corner go reason matter now
Officer 2 – as una dey see us so, we be criminal??
Starboy: Oga forget dah one money dey how much una want
Officer 2 – shut up! Infact you’re under arrest!
Legendary:[pulls out bundles of money] Oga take this one hol body
Officer 1:[shakes head] na from your generation corruption take start.
Na so legendary pull out another bundles of money to
Those nonsense officers too yaff fall immediately
We were released and we walked away, we walked few meters from them when different kinds on police van came to
My brothers and sisters in the Lord kon see relay race infact all of us just scatter enter bush.
And Glory be to God na my hand the money dey.
I ran as fast as my legs can carry me till I found myself in another road, I ask the passersby and knew am not far from house just 50naira bike, I got home and freshened up
I quickly hid the band under my wardrobe to avoid stories that will touch the heart, I jumped on my bed and and vooom sleep carry me.
I decided no to go to the next day and take a rest I slept, ate and watch movies, I got many calls from all those school mumus wey dem call their selves my school wife wey I no marry, as I see say Dem no wan relent laikdis I just off my phone straight…
I went out to receive some fresh air when I heard the new of Legendary and his crew been arrested.
Infact dem still talk say Grace do abortion, na the thing kill am.
Well my stomach juss dey dance for joy, I’ll have my freedom and I’ll also spend cool cash
After a week I went by to school to see everywhere normal.
But not without madam Cynthia interrogations.
I was free like ehn!
I juss dey happy
Sandra came back to school look fu*ckable but the babe juss dey neglect me.
After some weeks I later knack am sha infact na for in,side school we do am…
I gnash Sandra no reach two days before I knew say na Legendary babe infact dem say their parents don dey do preparation for them Dem wan make them finish secondary school
Imagine!
This village people shaaa!
I was in the staff room one day when I heard some fast rising noise.
Legendary is back!
THE END