Legendary toto episode 6

Legendary toto episode 6
Me: Que.. Queen..
Lady:[confused] Queen??, If I may ask how did you know her.
Me: so you no be Queen??
Lady:[exhaled] first of all please we don’t tolerate pidgin in this school, and morever my name is Cynthia..
Me: no vex… Emm abeg sorry…
Cynthia: I can see you’re qualified for to be a teacher.
So, you can start right away… I will call the school prefect to take you to the staff room.
Me:[nodded] okay ma..
She made a simple call, then minutes later a girl emerged out of no where..
Cynthia: [angrily] are you so stupid to forget you have to knock??
Girl: madam no vex, Mike say em no fit come so I come represent em.
Cynthia: And when did you become the assistant school prefect?? Get out!!..
The girl was about going when she called her back..
Cynthia: what did you say your name is??
Girl: shey na me una dey talk to??
Cynthia: no your ancestors!!
Girl: well, my name na Sandra aka the only ogbonge fine girl for this school….
They seem to have forgotten me, I just sat down watching their drama I didn’t mind them coz my mind was Faraway how come this lady resemble Queen so much
Cynthia: shut up!! I asked you a simple question..
Well it’s not your fault here is Mr Marvellous he’s your new biology teacher..
Haha it’s accountancy I read in school how come am now a biology teacher??
Sandra: welcome Oga my name na Sandra aka the only…
Cynthia: shut up take him to the staff room..!!
We stood up and and was about to go out when Cynthia called me back..
Cynthia: Emm Mr.. I noticed the name Queen doesn’t seem to cease from your l-ips… well, I also have a twin sister whose name is Queen she died no quite long ago in which she died through a ghastly motor accident..
I hope you enjoy your stay here Mr Marvellous..
Those words seems like a long epistle to me..
It means Queen has a sister and Cynthia is definitely the one.
This Sandra of a girl kept talking which I replied with nods.
Sandra: welcome to our school ehn, I swear you go enjoy our school oo, Bros you no know say you too fine, no worry I go help you wash cloth clean house ehnn..
Me: Sandra where’s the ss3 block??
Sandra: haha you wan hurry go to class like that make I take una reach ur office fess naw.
I reasoned that so we kept walking.. she started her story again
Sandra: you see that winch wey call em seff principal ehn I no say she go soon fall for my trap.
She too dey run mouth too much..
One could easily conclude that Sandra is a jovial girl but saying that to their principal even in my presence no good at all..
Me: you know Sandra you should..
Sandra:[cuts in] abeg Bros talk better language wey I go understand coz this your grammar too dey pain me for body..
Me: okay wetin I dey try talk be say make you respect una principal..
Sandra: no worry bros.. leave dah geh matter…
We got to the staff room, luckily I found an empty seat, they said the woman who owns the seat just put to bed so I should manage it for the main time..
I settled down while Sandra left..
I scanned around the office and found out almost everyone in the room are ladies the guys are very few.
After some time I picked a biology textbook from the school almost castrated library then strolled down to the SS3 class.
The class was very noisy Asin noisy I tried my best in calming the atmosphere then did some introduction before starting from the beginning of the syllabus given to me, mid – way into the class I discovered they were all bookless[sorry for the English] I waved that off since it was my time with them then gen gen I asked a question..
Me: Class what’s a spirogyra??
Every where was dead silent I heaved a sigh of relief coz I have been trying my best to make the class look normal..
We all have been looking at ourselves since morning coz none of them talked..
Then I asked the same question again when a boy raised his hand up… Naso dem start to hail the boy oo.
Me: okay before you say anything introduce yourself to the class..
Boy: okay my name na Samson aka Sam the driller my paddys also call me samkoko and Sam scatter scatter.
Me:[smh] okay answer the question.
Boy: okay a si…pin…rohn…..gin….rah… is when a geh and a boy go to a hotel and do pakapaka then the thing dah come out of the boy cuc-mber na sironginrah…
Naso dem start to hail am again ooo.
Me: shut up!! dumb heads!
Well, before I corrected him I fess look into the textbook well well to avoid stories that touches the heart..
I finished the class and it wasn’t long before they rang the bell for closing..
I decided to cool my brain a little before I stood up and started walking home uttering a goodbye to my colleagues..
I walked passed the route that lead to the school gate when I heard gro-ning sounds..
My mind just dey tell [dey go, dey go E concern you??]
As I traced the voice laidis it led me to a des**ted class.
MEHN that was when I saw students in uniform giving it to each other..
The girl just dey shout.
“Asssshhh, Fu*ck me oo, tear my toto make I no remember house pound me like say you dey pound yam!!
Oooooh God how I go take survive for this school eeh??