Life as a teacher episode 1 – 2
Life as a teacher
Episode 1
January.
Monday.
2014.
“Gbrrrr” my alarm rang out loud..I was so angry that I quickly stopped it and continue my sleep..I was still sleeping happily and still enjoying it when I realise am going for an interview at 8am at one secondary school not far from my house…I quickly jumped up and unlocked my infinix hotnote to see 7:30am..whaat!!..I ran to the bathroom with usain bolt speed..after bathing that seems to last for decades..I dashed outside and quickly dressed in a nice suite and coporate shoe,,I sprayed perfume all over my body even my head as I hate my body odour…my phone began ringing..its my mum..
Mum: goodmorning my son..
Me: goodmorning ma
Mum: how you doing?
Me: am really fine ma
Mum: just wanted to hear voice..
Me: alright,,I’ll call you later mum..am late for an interview..
*i quickly hang up coz my mum be talkative*
Time is now 7:52am..chaii..I ran out of my self contained house and locked the door..I was crossing the road when I saw a yoruba okada man running towards me with great speed..thank God am so fast,,I quickly crossed while people shouted “yeeeeh” thinking I would be hit..well,,the guy cursed me really hærd..coz I can hear “iya e,,oti yawere etc”..I just ignored him and continue walking..
I am jason,,21years old with wizkhalifa’s body,,am a little fair in complexion with my killer dimples..I graduated recently from a polytechnic,,I was called for interview at the first school I wrote an application letter to..I am the only son of my mum who is so fair in complexion and my dad that is dark in complexion..I have a little sister,,abigeal,,18yr old..she looks exactly like mum though been spoilt..I sponsored myself in school coz my parent are farmers though they helped me a lot especially in terms of food..
Story continues……
On getting to my destination,,I can see some student kneeling at the front gate..I guess they are late comers..I re-dressed my cloth and re-wore my hand bag..I tried to ginger some swaggers then walked to the gate like a londoner..I can see those students kneeling staring at me and some were even laughing..”why are those things laughing” I thought to myself..”Don’t worry let me be your teacher finish,,ah go beat that stupidity out of una” I murmured..
a car (camry 2016) suddenly packed just right at my front,,stepping out of the car is a young girl of about 18yrs with an extremely big backyard and can’t even describe how big her b-obs was…she angrily slammed the door closed walking away while I can hear the driver calling her name (lizzy)..those spoilt brat..don’t worry na me go teach you lesson..I was so suprised when she was allowed in,side without any fight or argument..chaii..I finally made it to the gate and I can see a boy and a girl standing there..
Me: hi
Boy: hello *rudely*
Me: am here to see the principal..
Firstboy: you?
The girl slapped her hand..
Girl: you can go in sir..
Spoilt kids are full of this place..chaii..but this girl seems to have respect..she is really pretty that I stared for some seconds…
Me: can you please take me to his office??
Boy: hissed..
Girl: alright sir,,no problem..
She took me to the principal office…she was eating so she asked me to sit..plasma is even in her office,,what a school..I sat for almost 20minutes before the stupid woman/lady finish her food…
Principal: how are you gentleman..
Me: am fine ma..
Principal: you are jason right?
Me: yes ma..
Principal: congratulations,,you have been employed here..
Me: what about the interview?
Principal: no need,,your cv shown it all..
Me: when will I start?
Principal: you are starting now..
What??..I have not even prepared..she later took me to ss3 and promised to show me my office after the lecture..I can’t deny how my heart was pounding hærd..we made our way in,side and she introduced me as their biology teacher..I can see that girl that shown me principal office and that boy that answered me rudely..they are having my period first so I decided to show them my skill..
Me: hello students..
All: hello sir..
I taught them reproductive org-n and I delibrately asked that rude boy a very tough question which he surely failed to answer,,I smiled in my mind..I was about answering when that spoilt girl from before raised her hand,,I was so suprise as she got it correctly without any mistake..woah..is she a genius??..I later left the class after they all clapped for me…I started feeling myself..I suddenly heard “sir” someone called..what now..I turned back to see that girl that shown me principal’s office..
Girl: sir,,you forgot your phone..
She handed me my phone while I thank her..she walked to me and placed her mouth at the entrance of my ear..”Your zip is loose”..whaaaat??..I quickly zipped up..how did she know sef..
Girl: my name is dupe by the way..
*she winked at me then walked away*
Chaii…
Episode 2
I went back to the principal’s office and she was reading a novel this time..I used the opportunity to view her..she is a lady of about 27..with big backyard and medium b-obs..she is fair in complexion and a little taller than me..
Principal: what are you staring at? *joking tone*
Me: nothing ma..
Principal: nothing?,,I caught you staring at my b-obs twice..
What?..she really caught me..
Me: I was j..ust staring at the design of the cloth..
Principal: you mean louis vutton?
Me: yes ma..
Principal: pardon me,,I was thinking you have another motive,,make sure you are careful around here,coz I can’t trust handsome guy like you..have in mind you will be sacked immediately if you are caught with an unlawful act..
Me: alright ma..
*She finally stood*
Principal: I am anna
She stretched her hand for a shake and I quickly accepted it..she showed me my office and then left for her’s..the office is air conditioned and well painted..the book shelf is filled with biology books and the office is smelling nice..I sat on my chair to relax..a knock on my table woke me up…so I have already slept off..d–n that mtn night plan..I opened my eyes to see a very beautiful chocolate skinned girl with the biggest b-obs and a-s I have ever seen..my thing rise immediately..
Girl: sorry for disturbing..
Me: its nothing madam..
Girl: I am not madam,,am still a lady..*jokingly*
Me: pardon me..
Girl: *smiled* am the school secretary and am here to ask some things about you..
She asked for my name and other things,,she then recorded my name in a book(school staff book SSB)..
Girl: am bisi by the way..nice to meet you sir
She then walked out shaking her a-s left and right..oh my God,,temptation dey here..Lord help me o..not upto 30minutes that bisi left..another person entered and I was suprised to see its that spoilt girl from before(lizzy)..
Lizzy: hope am not disturbing?
Me: *smiled* you are not..so why are you here?
Lizzy: there are some things I didn’t understand *she sat opposite me*
I was just staring at the beautiful innocent looking girl..she shown me those things in her textbooks and I explained them to her..
Lizzy: thank you..you are really a genius and not as cold as our former biology teacher..I am lizzy..you didn’t even ask my name..
Me: I know your name before..
Lizzy: really?
Me: sure..
Lizzy: can I have your number,,I might need your help anytime..
I gave her my number and she left for her class..after the lesson..I left my office after locking it..principal offered to give me ride but I turned her down coz I feel like just trekking..I exited the school gate to see dupe waiting under the mango tree outside the school..she ran to me immediately she sees me..
Dupe: what took you so long?
Me: you mean what?
Dupe: I’v been waiting for you to come out since..
Me: oh,am sorry..I had to complete the book am reading..
Dupe: hmm,,mr genius..
I sighted lizzy’s car coming our way..she was sitting at the backseat..I waved at her as her car passes beside us but she frowned and failed to wave back instead stared at me somehow bad..weytin do the girl..dupe bursted to laughter and I was embarrassed..
Dupe: you shouldn’t meddle with the girl..
Me: why?
Dupe: she is a psycho and too proud,,many hates her and besides she is the school founder’s daughter..
What??..that one she dey look at me like person wey weed dey high,,no b say she wan tell her father mak he sack me..chaii..ah don die..I and dupe were both suprised when we realise when were living at the same area..she later went her house and I went to mine…on getting home,,I took my key where I used to hide it,,under my room door..I unlocked it and went straight in,side..I quickly uncladed my clothes then went into the bathroom and freshen up..stepping back into my room,,I noticed my phone blinking,,unlocking it,,I saw 3missed calls all from one unknown number,,I quickly called the number back..the person picked it immedately..
Person: hello mr.jason
Me: hello..I missed your calls..
Person: its bisi..
Me: oh sister bisi,,how are you?
Bisi: am good o,,that’s my number..make sure you save it..
Me: no problem..
We talked about other things and she later ended the call claiming she wanted to cook coz she is hungry..I retired to bed then drifted to wonderland..I later woke up and checked my time to see 7:55pm..chaii..I slept so long..I saw three unread messages on whatsapp..I clicked the whatsapp icon to see it was from an unsaved contacts..the messages are:
“You”
“Can I trust you?”
“What are you doing with dupe” from lizzy
Lizzy?..but what did she mean?..mtcheew..another message entered,,it was from another unsaved number..”Mr handsome” from dupe..what?..how am I going to reply both girls now..
TBC