Love and pr-stitution episode 6 – 7

#LOVE_and_pr-stitutION 🔞

#CHAPTER_6_and_7

Written ✍ Sadiq_Infinty

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#TONY 😎

Tonight’s the night.. Mom’s party is tonight and I hope it’s not that kind of formal parties that everyone would be forming like proud peac*cks and be smiling like donkeys…
Well, at least it’s better than staying at home with that my nosey sister Cecelia… God… It was a good thing I finished pumping my loads in,side Sonia.. Before she barged in making both of us feel embarrassed especially Sonia.. So after I was done dressing up in my expensive black tuxedo, I went out to meet Chris my driver and as usual there he was standing at the door looking cool as always.
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Tony ➡ Chris my man… You look retro man… Ready to get on the road.
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Chris ➡ Yes sir… You look splendid for tonight.. I’m sure the ladies would fall at the sight of you..
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Tony ➡ I sure hope so… Let’s get going..
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Sooner afterwards.. We got into the car and drove off, as we were half way on the road.. Chris drove into a nearby petroleum ⛽ station to get some fuel… As the car was being filled, I decided to look outside and see the beautiful paved streets as light shone on them… Luckily for me.. The car window was tinted so that people wouldn’t know I was in,side… Just then, my eyes caught the sight of a very beautiful and lovely fair young lady.. She was walking slowly as if something was bothering her… Man was she hot, her shape was so curvy and s€×y.. And from the looks of it.. Her hair wasn’t attachment.. It was long and straight.. And her ass, OH MY GOD!
I was hoping I could get down and maybe introduce myself.. Probably get her on my bed tonight.. But that wouldn’t happen cause, the car’s tank was filled and Chris had already gotten into the car… Soon, we drove off to mom’s party… Ad we drive to her place, I couldn’t get my mind off that mysterious girl..I’ve met many attractive women before none of them was as captivating as her… Even without make up, the girl was a ravishing s-nsation… God how I wish I could meet her personally… Well, its too late for that.
Minutes later, we arrived at Mom’s house, but to our surprise there was no party… I couldn’t believe it… I thought she said she was going to have a party…
As Chris parked the car, I came out and went in,side the house… On getting in, I saw mom in lovely black gown with a purse to match… I couldn’t help but ask myself if she was okay?
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Tony ➡ Mom… What’s going on?
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Susan ➡ Tony… What perfect timing. Give me a sec.
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Tony ➡ Mom… I thought you said you are having a party? I don’t see anyone…
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Susan ➡ Tony, don’t be silly .. Have you forgotten what I told you… I said you were going to esc-rt me to a party that I’m being invited to… I never said anything about having a party.
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Tony ➡ Jesus…. I forgot… Well let’s get going.
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Susan ➡ Sure… Hmm, you sure know the right clothes to put on… Tonight you’re going to find the lady of your dreams..
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Tony ➡ Yeah whatever… Let’s get going.
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Lady of my dream? What a joke….. Soon, we left the house and drove to the party… As we got there, there was sure a lot of crowds… And everyone of them was a jet setter, if you know what I mean… They all looked rich and from their dressing and the way they were socialize , you’ll definitely know this ain’t a place for *Church rat 🐀 *.. 😂

As soon as Chris parked the car, we went into the place with style… I was surprised when I saw nobody was jumping and rushing towards me to sign an autograph… Everyone behaved as if I was some stranger to them.. Weird.
Anyway, that doesn’t matter, Mom and I went around exchanging pleasantries with some people.. Turns out most of them were mom’s business associates… And all they talked about was business… I couldn’t believe it… That’s why I let mom and Cecelia handle all this business nonsense… It’s so stressful and confusing… Really.. So as I was about to excuse myself…. The owner of the Party appeared at the scene and approached me and mom…

The org-niser of this party was none other than Chief. Adejumo omowale… What a long name 😂.
For those of you who don’t know… Chief. Adejumo is a politician.. And not just a politician, but a very wealthy and well connected politician… And like all Nigerian politicians, he’s a two timing, corrupt and a money laundering b*stard.
People who don’t know him thinks he’s a man with good reputation but little did they know that the old dog is nothing but a wolf in a sheep’s clothing.
He was once a senator in the house of reps.. Now he’s ambassador for internal affairs.. Wherever there’s money deals or contracts.. The b*stard will definitely be there… And what’s even surprising is that how come his vile acts haven’t been known or exposed to the public… He may be connected by he doesn’t have power over all the news tabloids in Nigeria except maybe he tried the bastards to shut their mouths up.
Apart from being a crooked politician, the chief is also a business man as well.. Even in the business world, the chief also double crosses his clients with limited resources…The chief has tried numerous times to do business with me but has failed to do so cause whenever he come around to see me, I avoid him. Since I’ve decided to stay far away from his sight, I won’t allow some idiot to take over my family’s business…

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Adejumo ➡ Susan.. I see you’ve made it… You look lovely tonight… And I see I have a celebrity here tonight… Tony it’s good to see you. Hope you’re having a good time.
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Tony ➡ Yes sir… I am.
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Susan ➡ so chief, what’s the occasion for this party?
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Adejumo ➡ Oh… Its for my daughter.. Funke… She’s celebrating her birthday..
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Susan ➡ That’s lovely…
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I couldn’t believe it… This is a birthday party? It’s more like a funeral party, No cool music, no grove, nothing… Just plain boring…
As I noticed the fool talking to my mom about business partnersh¡p, I excused myself and went to have a drink.. If that fool thinks mom will partner up with him.. He’s wasting his time…. As I got to the buffet table serving myself… I noticed one hot s€×y lady standing a few meters away from me… She was on fire… Her body was just too damn curvy and s€×y… Kai.. I won’t let this one pass.. So I served to cups of wine and walked over to her.
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Tony ➡ Hello Beautiful… Mind if I keep you company?
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Funke ➡ But I’m not alone…
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Tony ➡ Oh… I don’t see anyone around…
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Funke ➡ Okay… You got me.. What do you want?
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Tony ➡ get a chance to know you better… Let me introduce myself, I’m…
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Funke ➡ I know who you are… Tony Richærds, movie actor, business man, Play boy and a philanthropist…
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Tony ➡ Wow… Somebody has done their home work.
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Funke ➡ It wasn’t that hærd really… Everyone knows who you are..
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Tony ➡ Really? minutes ago, I thought I wasn’t just a stranger, nobody seems to be excited about my presence.
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Funke ➡ Funny guy… Not everyone jumps at the sight of a movie star..
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Tony ➡ Yeah… But I know people will jump at the sight of you.. You look attractive..
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Funke ➡ Really?
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Tony ➡ Absolutely… I would like to know your name?
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Funke ➡ I don’t give out my name.. You have to be worth to know it.
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Tony ➡ Playing hærd to get eh? Well, if I can’t know your name, can I know something about you, please?
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Funke ➡ Since you asked nicely… I run a newspaper 🗞 company, called * Daily Globe*.
And a news network called * Global News *
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Tony ➡ Never heard of them.
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Funke ➡ Don’t you read or watch news?
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Tony ➡ Heck no! Nothing pleasant comes out listening to news… I prefer watching cartoons than news.
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Funke ➡ I’m surprised… So how do you know what’s going on around the world or country?
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Tony ➡ Social media, darling.
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Funke ➡ Unbelievable….
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Tony ➡ So what do you do when you’re not working?
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Funke ➡ let’s see… I usually do golf, polo and I visit the gym from time to time.. To keep myself in shape.. So how about you?
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Tony ➡ Well, I do go to the gym, its in my house but when I’m not working.. I party…
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Funke ➡ Really? Party.. Wasting all that money on drinks and b*tches…
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Tony ➡ its not a bad way to go.. Don’t you have fun… Like Real fun?
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Funke ➡ Oh you mean s€×? I’ve had my share of that but everything has it’s place and time..
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Tony ➡ Hmmm, not only are you attractive but you’re org-nized as well.. I like that..
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Funke ➡ I’m glad that you do…

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Tony ➡ This party is boring, don’t you think? Why don’t we leave this place and go somewhere else where we can get some air and be alone.
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Funke ➡ Somewhere? Like the hotel room?
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Tony ➡ That’s not what I had in mind but if you want we can go..
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Funke ➡ Funny guy… That’s a tempting proposal but I can’t leave this party.
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Tony ➡ Why? What could you be possibly enjoying in this dreadful gathering?
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Funke ➡ This is my party.. It’s my birthday..
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Tony ➡ (shocked) Your birthday!? Oh shit..
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In that moment, I knew who she was Adejumo’s daughter… I remembered the old pig saying this party was for his daughter… I never knew that swine had a goddess for daughter.. Damn.. It’s a good thing I didn’t talk about her father in front of her… That was close.. As I was about to surprise her by telling her name.. My mom and her father showed up interrupting us.
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Susan ➡ Tony, I seen you’ve met Funke!
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Tony ➡ You two know each other?
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Funke ➡ Of course we do.. It’s nice to see you ma.
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Susan ➡ Me too dear..
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Adejumo ➡ I see you guys are getting acquainted…
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Tony ➡ Yeah we were…. I was hoping if we could go out on a date sometime.. If she wants..
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Adejumo ➡ Of course she will… Won’t you dear?
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Funke ➡ I’ll think about it… Daddy, I have to be somewhere now..
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Adejumo ➡ Okay.. Sure..
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Funke ➡ Its really nice to see you ma… I have to go now..
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Susan ➡ Okay.. Bye dear..
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Tony ➡ Bye..
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Funke ignored me and walked out of the place… I knew she was playing hærd to get and I’m not going to stop until I get her complete attention… Damn.. That b*tch is hot..
After a while.. My mom and I left the party and went home… As we were in,side the car.. My mom began to ask me if I had interest in Funke.
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Susan ➡ What do you think of Funke?
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Tony ➡ Well, she’s such a fine bit– I mean lady.. She’s not that bad..
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Susan ➡ So you like her?
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Tony ➡ Mom stop asking me that…
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Susan ➡ Okay… I’ll tell her you’re not interested in her..
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Tony ➡ I didn’t say that..
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Susan ➡So you like her?
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Tony ➡ Yes… Are you happy now?
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Susan ➡ Finally… My son is going to settle down… Knowing you, make sure you impregnate her when you guys start…
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Tony ➡ MOM!! COME ON…
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Susan ➡ What? I just said the truth.. Sooner or later, you’ll lure her to bed..
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Tony ➡ Mom stop.. Enough of this talk.
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Susan ➡ See you.. Oh… I. Almost forgot.. Adejumo wants to make a business deal with you…
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Tony ➡ Mom.. I wouldn’t let that happen… God. Forbid.. I don’t trust that thief!
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Susan ➡ TONY!! Watch the way you talk about him… Besides you’re not sure if he did what people accuse him of..
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Tony ➡ Mom.. This is Nigeria.. And he’s a politician.. That enough proves what he did.
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After that, we said nothing… After a while, We reached mom’s house and dropped her off… Immediately we dropped her, Chris drove me straight home…
As Chris was driving me home, I began to think about Funke and the mysterious lady I met on the road… Funke was definitely hot and she’s the kind of woman every man would want to have as a partner but My heart was still pining over that mysterious lady.. She was something else entirely and from her appearance, she’s belong to the middle class status but if she were to be like Funke, she’d be 10 times more beautiful and attractive than Funke… Well, she’s since gone, I guess I have to manage with Funke.
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#LINDA 🍓

Thank goodness, the weekend had arrived… During the weekends, I get to rest and unwind… No stress and no sleeping with disgusting men…
Since I wasn’t going to church anymore, I stayed at home and read the bible or watch Christian channels on satellite… During this time of the week, Regina would go wild and host a party inviting her friends…
I don’t usually stay for her parties, I’d go out and roam about the neighborhood.

So later in the evening, just minutes before Regina’s party could start, I wore my casual clothes preparing to leave the house… But before I could do that, Regina intercepted me.
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Regina ➡ Where are you going?
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Linda ➡ I’m going out now… I’m not going to stay for your wild parties.
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Regina ➡ Why are you behaving like mother Teresa now? Live a little have some fun.
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Linda ➡ Live a little abi? Before you know it you’ll be bearing a future you didn’t ask for… Sorry o… I’m leaving.
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Regina ➡ See your problem bah? Always thinking negatively. Why can you be positive for once.
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Linda ➡ My dear, its better like that.. My negativity will lead me to positivity… Let me put in a simple term.. Me thinking negatively to avoid problems like HIV or unwanted pregnancy, that will put my life on a positive path to free worries and wahala… I dey go o.. See you later.
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I left the house and went my way… There wasn’t any place I could go to, so I just roamed about without any point of direction… Evening had already set in and soon darkness would cover the sky… So with the little spare change I had on me, I decided to go to the shopping mall to see if I could get anything…
Minutes later, I arrived at the mall, I went in,side and checked to see what I could get with my money.. As I was checking what to buy.. A man approached me.. He looked quite old but he sure looked quite charming and calm.. His dressing was way too good and from the looks of it.. He was quite rich.
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Man ➡ Hello..
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Linda ➡ Hello.. How can I help you?
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Man ➡ I was busy checking some things over there, when I saw you.. You look lovely.
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Linda ➡ Thanks..
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Man ➡ Can I know your name?
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Linda ➡ My name is Linda..
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Man ➡ Linda? What a lovely name.. I see you’re occupied?
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Linda ➡ Yeah.. I was checking to see what I could buy..
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Man ➡ Well, what do you want?
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Linda ➡ I’m not sure..
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Man ➡ Okay then, allow me to shop for you..
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Linda ➡ Thank you sir but please don’t..
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Man ➡ Please allow me..
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Before long, The man decided to buy some stuff for me.. He bought me yoghurts, cakes, drinks, and quite a lot more.. I had to stop him because he was spending a lot on me… He was quite nice though.. Such a gentleman… He invited me over to a small fast food joint which was in,side the mall..As we sat on the table, he asked if there was anything I would it.. I didn’t really know what to order so I told him to do everything.. Minutes later.. The waitress brought us our meals.. It was a spaghetti 🍝 jollof assorted with meat and salad and as for drinks we got cold chilled bottle of Coke.
As we were eating, we began to get more acquainted with each other… I later found out the man’s name, it was Julius okafor.. And he is a medical doctor.. He told me quiet a lot about himself and I listened with rapt attention.. Believe it or not.. I was falling for the guy.. He was quite simple and easy going.. But Despite how I felt about him, I didn’t show it.. After he was done.. He started to ask me about myself… And that was when I began to get scared.. My legs were shaking and my body was beginning to sweat.. If I lied to him about who i was… He’ll eventually find out… God what should I do?
It’s not my fault I’m in this condition but no man wants to marry pr-stitute. So I excused myself I went to the mall’s toilet..
As I was in the toilet, I decided to calm down and relax… Lying to him would only make things worst… Its better if I told him now.. If he wants me the way I am.. Fine.. If he doesn’t.. Fine..
So I took a deep breath and went out to meet him..But to my surprise I saw something else..
Upon arriving there.. I saw Romonike in my seat.. What was she doing?
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Linda ➡ Excuse me? What’s going on here? Julius?
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Romonike ➡ LINDA???
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Man ➡ Uhm.. Erh.. You see.. Erh.
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Romonike ➡ See as you dey vibrate like you wan shit for trouser… And who be Julius?
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Linda ➡ Julius.. What is going on here?
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Romonike ➡ him name no be Julius o.. Him na Clement.. You get me.. Like cement.. Add the *L* in the middle e go give you Clement..
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Man ➡ Linda.. I’m sorry..
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Linda ➡ How could you? Why?
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Romonike ➡ (mimics Linda) WHHYYY? See her o.. Even for here you wan spoil my business abi.. Your ashawority don dey reach here abi…
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Linda ➡ So everything you said about being a doctor is a lie?
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Romonike ➡ Heh, heh,… See me see wonder.. Doctor.. Clement na you be doctor.. Chai this girl your brain na fish brain.. Na this person look Like doctor For your eye.. If he say him be president of america now you go believe mumu.. This goat na gateman for dangote company o.. And he get wife and six chidren! This man na Shege and him be my client o… So oya carry your Ashawo body Comot for here.
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Man ➡ I’m sorry Linda..
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Linda ➡ Sorry for yourself fool…
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Out of anger, I plastered the plates of the spaghetti on both the man and Romonike.. I left immediately after that without taking the stuff the fool bought me.. I couldn’t believe I was fooled like that… I felt sad and hurt, to think I was getting worried about lieing to that man.. Turns out he was a big fool liar.. God.
I walked home slowly feeling hurt and depressed.. I didn’t know how long I was walking on the road and I didn’t care..
Minutes later, I arrived home finally but as I reached the door step, I heard mo-ns coming from the in,side… I knew what was going on So I sat outside waiting for them to finish.. I can’t believe my day started out in positively only for it to end negatively.
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To be CONTINUED

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