I’m ho-ny And The Police Arrives episode 3
I’m ho-ny And The Police Arrives
Episode 3
My gf had suddenly become a jelly fish,all
jittery that the 3 police
men on patrol quickly noticed her
vulnerability and took
advantage of it to the fullest,following
conversation ensued:
Police officer 1: so una no see anywhere do
am,na for dark
roadside sweet una no b so?
GF: sir,its not like that,it’s not what you
think,we weren’t doing
anything.
Police officer 2: walahi,iskanchi ne
(hausa),wen u reach
station,tell dem say we enta ur house,catch
una dey do
jangolover.
Police officer 3: una be car snatchers or
informants or I fit even
talk say constituting public nuisance or
indecent exposure in the
public, na how many be that? 4count
charge,na prison be that or
fine or both.
I had to shout, I said ‘officer haba! Na
wetin?’. This I knew in,side
of me where hungry police officers looking
for brisk cash,so I
called the sergeant amongst them aside,and
pleaded with him
that he should let us go,we weren’t actually
doing anything,by
this time the other two officers had pushed
my gf in,side their
patrol vehicle and asked I drive behind to
the station.
The sergeant said 50k last or no deal, I said
for what offence?
come and see brainstorming in,side my
head,sharply I told him
all the money on me was 2k,that I’m an
ordinary mechanic
oooo!!!! Staying with my master who
travelled which was how I
got access to this customer’s vehicle,to my
utmost surprise,5
count charge came from nowhere,officers
this is a stolen vehicle
yelled the sergeant.
At that point, I understood the meaning of
‘one chance’ that was
the only thing that came to my head. One
of the officers joined us
and aksed what the problem was,the
sergeant told him what I
had said, he said very good,you both will be
charged to court first
thing tomorrow. I called both their attention
once again pleading
that she was an also an apprentice at a
beauty salon while I
stuck with my story of being a mechanic.
After much pleading,they settled for 7k,d
problem now was
getting the money since I wasn’t with cash
and only had my atm
with me,they asked for my car key as a
collateral while I go get
the cash believing that I could wish to leave
my gf behind and
disappear then return for my vehicle when
they must have left,so
I did as requested and left for the cash.
I ran as fast as my legs could take me to
the nearest bank atm
around,with fear all over me due to the fact
I’m leaving my gf in
the hands of 3 officers of the ‘nigerian’
police. When ever I got
tired of running that thought pops up and I
switch turbo on and
speed increases. Got back with the cash
about 10mins
later,p-nting badly and the sergeant was
like all this was just
because I wanted to f*uck,my ear drums
almost blew out. He
went on saying if it was in my house I know
he has no right I said
true.
My mind was like is this officer just trying
to make me undergo
corporal punishment then let us go?
Sergeant went on saying to
me I remind him of his son(for my mind,see
preaching ooo!), that
he his not happy with all I have passed
through this night but
anyway I should learn from it,finally he
asked for the cash, I was
like wait oooo,so after this plenty ‘tori’ una
still collect money(my
mind ooo). After counting to confirm that it
was complete in,side
my car, he left for their patrol car with my
gf in there with
them,guess they wanted to reach a sharing
formula which lasted
for about another 10mins.
Finally,one of them came to me guess from
Benin,saying that
now he’s talking to me like a brother,that
he’s pained I spent so
much for doing nothing,that a motel should
be far cheaper than
being caught,all I told him was I concur.