Maid epiaode 2

👙 MAIDS 👙

👠 They
👇are 👇
desperate 👠

💮 Episode 2💮

💓 Mae 💓

I spit out my hair which entered my mouth while I was asleep as I kicked Jane’s legs of my head

I look messy

My hair was scattered and the wh0le house messed up

Now it’s my time to wake this bítches up

I went to the attic to get my special wake up device

“Paaaaaaaasaasaa” the Mega phone sounded all of them fell off the bed

“What the hell was that for” Maddie shot

“Think of it as a pay back for yesterday And also a WAKE THE HELL UP” I yelled the last part

I ran as they all start to chase me

“Am sorry I just wanted to wake you up”
I said between laughs

“That was totally crazy” Toria said

“What my heart jumped outta my mouth” Jenny deadpan

“I wasn’t able to k-ss Justin Bieber” Madison Said and we all turn to look at her

“Really? Like seriously”

Before I knew it they had pounced on me tickling the hell out of me

I love my little family

Though we jobless penny less but we are F-cking happy

After 5mintues of laughing we enventually went into silence

“What are we gonna eat this morning” Jane asked

“You are such a foodie” Toria taunted while Jane made a disgusting facing at her

We were sitted round in a funny postion

“What’s our situation” Maddie asked

“We jobless penny less and starving” Jane said

“What are we gonna do” Toria asked

“First we look for a way to get food this morning and then we go job hunting again” I said

“How do we get the food”Maddie asked

“Follow me” Jane said smiling mischievously

Oh no we are in trouble

We walked stealthily behind Jane who’s behaving as if we were going for an heist

We were actually going to steal some fruits from our kanky neighbor Mrs Norris she’s about 85 years old but very troublesome

She complains a lot and Cherish her fruit a lot which we were about to steal
Jane’s idea
Toria played the look out while Maddie helped Jane get up the tree

I was just neutral pacing up and down ready to catch any fruit she throws down into my sack

One funny thing is Mrs Norris doesn’t know we’re her know she’s just too old or maybe not observant but we cause her lots of trouble

Back to our heist

“Psst Jane throw that down” I whispered

“Maybe another one”she said with a mouth full

“This is like the third fruit you’re eating” I said angrily

“Okay gimme a sec”

She threw up to ten fruits at once and j beamed happily

She was about continuing when the breeze brought the scent of fresh cooked chicken casserole Jane’s favorite meal

“This is bad real bad” Toria mouthed to me

Oh yeah it’s bad because Jane would trace the smell and make sure she has a bit of the food

Before I could blink I heard a loud thud
Don’t even ask you should know it’s Jane

“Who’s there” Mrs Norris said from her kitchen which was the place we’re actually at

From where I stood I could see her leaving her kitchen and coming over to where we were whereas Jane has found a way into her kitchen carrying the wh0le pot

Before I could say jack she carried the wh0le pot a loaf bread and an apple before taking to her heels

“Run” she yelled as we all took to our heels

“Oh my that was not okay” Maddie said p-nting heavily

“At least we got some food” Jane said with her full

“Really Jane really” Toria was glaring hærd at her

In a matter of seconds we devored the food like hungry predators

“Ahhhhj” I breathe in relish gulping down a cup of water

The time was past 10 in the morning so there’s still time to look for job

“Next on our agenda now is job hunting number 146” I said marking it out on our check list

JK: that’s the number of times we’ve job hunted in the past three months

We said our goodbyes as we all set out to look for jobs

**

This is an hour later after I got chased out by the lady I was assisting to sell her goods

She fired me all because I said she made a mistake

It’s not my fault just that I can’t keep quiet when you are wrong

Now I am in front of a 5th grade class with a pot bellied man he employed me as his teaching assistant

“Do you have any question” he asked the students

“I do” a young girl said standing up

“Go on Lizzy”

“Sir i want a detailed explanation on a flower is I don’t really get it” she said politely

“The flower is a reproductive structure of the flowering plants” he simply said

She said details is he daft🙄
Thank goodness I am here I decided to answer

“A flower is a reproductive structure of the flowering plants which contains a female and a male S-x org-n and it enables them to exhibit S-xual reproduction. The structure of a flower is made up of four floral parts
1. The calyx
2. The Corolla
3. The androecium
4. The gynoecium

The floral parts…….* I was saying when the man cut me off angrily

“Shut the hell up”

“Sir? She asked for a detailed explanation and I was thinking you didn’t get the English so am…..” I said and the wh0le class bursted into laughter

“Shut the f-ck up” he growled angrily

“Sir language we have little children” said pouting

In a swift I was on the streets with my books flying in air

“F-ck you welled Belly” I yelled at the man

Oh oh he’s coming run!!!

😂😂

💓 Toria 💓

🎶How did I?🎶
🎶End up falling for you🎶
🎶I find myself calling for you🎶
🎶Into the dark followed you but🎶
🎶I should’ve known this ain’t the type of shit I’d go through🎶

🎵Send me away🎵
🎵Send me away🎵
🎵Send me away🎵
🎵Send me away🎵
🎵Send me away🎵
🎵Send me away🎵
🎵Send me away🎵

🎶I feel you, I feel you🎶
🎶I feel you, I feel you ABC🎶
🎶You take me up and down and I follow you like ABC🎶
🎶You act like you in it but you were never here with me🎶
🎶I wish it could be🎶
🎶Wish it could be like ABC🎶

🎶She ask me
Junior do you like it when I cry? (Huh)🎶

🎶Do you consider my feelings when you lie (Huh)🎶

🎶You put me second to some bitch on the side (What)🎶

🎶You just gon’ let a ride or die die in,side (Damn)🎶

🎶You forget I was with you before the racks came🎶

🎶Before these skanks came🎶

🎶Before the plaques came🎶

🎶Before you started getting money and your raps changed🎶

🎶I was with you when you was still thinking about changing your rap name, nigga🎶

🎶Say something now🎶

🎶Are you choking?🎶

🎶Baby I’m sorry🎶

🎶Are you joking?🎶

🎶So much for convincing me to be open🎶

I don’t know why I bother with you

🎶When you’ve clearly chosen, this music over me🎶

🎶It owns all your emotions

And you really have to give it your undivided devotion🎶

🎶But somehow my heart feels safer when you hold it🎶

🎶Like you not the one that broke it🎶

🎶End up falling for you🎶

🎶I find myself calling for you🎶

🎶Into the dark I followed you but🎶

🎶I should’ve known this ain’t the type of shit I’d go through🎶

🎵Send me away🎵

🎵Send me away🎵

🎵Send me away🎵

🎵Send me away🎵

🎵Send me away🎵

🎵Send me away🎵

🎶Yeah
🎶Look I’m in Joburg working
And you know I need money🎶
🎶Instead of telling me you hurting
Focus more on your studies🎶
🎶I’m not ignoring you trust me
I’m always busy with something🎶
You call too late or too early
🎶I couldn’t talk I was grumpy
You couldn’t talk you were grumpy?
We supposed to be🎶
🎶Junior you told a hoe you don’t love me🎶
🎶She posted about it you dummy🎶
🎶All I ever did was love you🎶
🎶I don’t deserve to be punished
I cut off all my friends for you🎶
🎶What more do you want from me?
You cheated too🎶
🎶That was so long ago
One of my dudes🎶
We dated long ago
🎶That makes it cool?
I said I’m sorry though🎶
🎶What the f-ck were y’all doing all along, huh?🎶
‘Guess I’ve always been a dummy🎶
🎶Bitch I dare you to lie to me and say you told him you love me
And you know what🎶
I should’ve known you were hiding 🎶something
You laughed at everything he said
That nigga wasn’t even funny🎶

🎶You made me feel so insecure and weak as f-ck🎶

🎶But I’m not sending you away
So you going to have to run from me
‘Cause I still love you🎶

🎶End up falling for you……” I was singing when I felt a spit ball hit me at the back of my throat and choked

People start booing

I looked up to see a little boy grinning stupidly and I knew instantly he did it

In anger I left my guitar and ran after him

I made sure I gave him w-t willy and wedgie next time he won’t come near me any more

“You are fired” the owner of the place o was singing at said

I sighed dejectedly as I picked my bag up and dragged my self to the streets

I sat at a bench and brought out my Guitar and began playing John legends song all of me

🎶What would I do without your smart mouth 🎶

🎶 Drawing me in and you kicking me out🎶

🎶 You’ve got my head spinning I can’t pin you down 🎶

🎶 You’re my down fall you’re my muse my worse distraction my rhythm and blues🎶

🎶 You give your all to me I give my all to you 🎶… I was singing when I heard claps

That’s when I realized my eyes was closed the wh0le time and my guitar box was filled with money

I squealed happily as I ran home

💓 Jane 💓

I was sitting at an old man’s office and he’s giving me those preverted stares

Lusting after my body as he licked his l-ips

I scoffed out loud and his face met mine

“So you want a job”

“Uh yeah obviously”

“Then you have to do one thing”

“Which is” I asked obviously aware of his intentions

He came closer and was trailing his smelly hands on my beautiful body

I stared at him in absolute disgust my eyes caught the Money on his today

I smirked as I kicked him in the balls grabs his money and bailed out

“Guards” I heard he called

Oh my gosh berries Temple run

I ran in full speed

Thank God I was an athlete back then at school

I was looking back to see if I lost them at intervals that I didn’t look we’re I was going

“Bang” was what I heard and down I went

I had hit my head on a wall

🤦🤦

💓 Maddision 💓

“Two palates of pasta”

“Yes ma’am”

I hurridely made it and served

I got a job at a restaurant and a busy one at that

And happily I have not been jinxed since morning

I carried the plates and proceed to serve the starving customer

“Your food is served” I said dropping the food on his table

But he spanked my aßs he F-ckin spanked my aßs

“Are you crazy” I yelled angrily at the customer

“Maddie” my boss called signalling me to come

“You don’t harass my customers especially the one that pays a lot”

“But he spanked me ma’am”

“And so”

“But….ma..I… Cam…I came here to sell food nothing more”

“We sell everything here” she said leaving me in shock

I went back to the kitchen to make some cakes for the bake sale

I wasn’t looking so I slipped and all the flour came falling on my Head

By the time I stood up I was covered in flour every where

Oh my gosh 🤦

Tbc

One word for the girls 😂