Mr irresistible episode 16 – 18

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Episode 16
I wake up with headache in the Evening,
I grab my phone and texted Ejiro and
Nkiru to start work tomorrow. I went into
the kitchen to prepare Bachelor’s food,
indomie nobe say I nofit cook better soup
oohh… and fried rice, just that my headache
will not let me cook. I ate a little
and
took medicine then slept off afterwards.
I saw myself bare footed running helter-skelter
from something in the dark, running and
sweating profusely, couldn’t continue
running anymore cause of tiredness and
rested under a tree, a lady with black
wrapper appeared before me with a gun
laughing and pointing a gun at me. I
begged she shouldn’t shoot me but she did
I jumped off from my bed, my alarm
blaring non-stop, I glance at the wall
clock to see the time 9:00am. I showered
then dressed for work, I drive crazily to
work getting enough your father, sheyi
you wan die, suicidal, naija people sha..
Sharon: good morning, sir.. happy Christmas in advance.
Me: thank you, dearest Sharon.

I peck her soft cheek and head to my office.
to see someone with natural long hairs
looking down, eventually it is the new secretary
employed by Samuel, she is beautiful.
I look closely to see her mouth wide open
staring at something with wide eyes under
the table, she is doing her morning ritual.hi ishmeal on+2335444142683 to be added to story room to enjoy more of this.
I ignored her and went into my office
s€× is the last thing in my worried mind.
I
Picked a piece of paper on my table that reads
Paper: welcome back to office handsome, legs are wide opened expecting your hærd and delicious c–k.
My d–k
twitch responding to paper temptation,
I glared at my d–k, is time I warn this d–k oohh..
before it land me in 6ft. I pointed at it
bros will you respect yourself and stay
one place, am seeing deadly dreams and
you are thinking s€× and getting hærd.
Who dropped this paper sef?

Episode 17

There comes a time in life of a man when your living on Earth depends on self-will and discipline, that is the position I am. I think
I have to stay clear from s€× if I want
to live longer on Earth, I love my life more
than s€× oohh… my secretary walk in looking
beautiful and hot, I admire her curves
round face, with glittering fair complexion.
I imagine myself s-cking her round and
firm br-asts. She was moving her mouth
but I wasn’t hearing any word, I snapped
out of trance with hærd-on.
Me: what were you saying?
Secretary: good morning, sir *looking concerned*
Me: morning, you are the new secretary, right? *she caught me staring at her b-obs*
Secretary: yes, sir. Am Diana Dante by name *smiling*

Me: it will be nice working with a beautiful lady like you *jackpot*
Secretary: *blushing* thank you, sir. You are loo… *knock sounded at the door* sir, Mr. Samuel Ishi is here to see you.
Me; you can let him in.
She
turned to the door shaking her huge a-s
dangerously that I didn’t know my mouth
is opened and am on my feet, staring
and walking like zombie to the door.
Sam: oga coma, is good to have you back, all thanks to Chibaby *stretch his hand for handshake*
Me: *no respond, staring at the door*
Samuel; *grab my two arms and shake me vigorously* call 911, emergency oohh.. a-s madness.
Me: *shrugged him off* your father Samuel *both laughing*
Sam: so you still know my name *continue laughing*
Me: *we shook hand* have a seat bro.
Sam: that your secretary no gree my bleep the treasure between her legs, I will not give up until I c-m in,side her.
Me: she is into self-service *Sam, grinned* but there is something more important I want to share with you than s€×.

Sam: you know is against office ethics and business etiquette *I frown at him* okay, what is it that you want us to talk about?
I
narrated the dreams I had through the week
to him, he shake his head side ways without
saying a word.
Me: Sambisa, my life is in grave danger.
Sam: one of the dream landed you in coma, I think we should see Baba for solutions.
Now
the devil want to place his bet in my life,
isn’t good oohh… all this thing that is
happening.

Episode 18
We
resort to meet Baba during weekend. Sam.
didn’t mention the actual day we will
go see him, I asked about Chichi whereabouts
he dryly said Abroad, I hope isn’t what
am thinking, I hope those white niggas
are not planning to bleep my wife. the
thought alone could send me to coma
so I pushed it to the back of my mind, the
Christmas days didn’t go down well with
me cause I refused to hang around the
fear of death, the fear was so much that
I called my dad to stay under his roof
he took the opportunity to remind me
of my inability to zip up and wouldn’t
like me turning his maids to wh-res or his
house to brothel. I removed my mind totally
from s€× it was a difficult task but I had
no choice, when the mind always _crave
s€× it leads to masturbation and frequent
s€×, when I couldn’t bear the urge anymore
I m——–e, s€× has nearly turned me
into a dog, I resisted the urge not to look at
asses and b-obs comforting myself that
after having Baba protection I will tear
off many p-nts as possible, the day finally
present itself, during the drive to the shrine
like office, Sam. gist me about a beautiful
waitress who is able to resist his advances.
I wasn’t interested _cause sister Gorilla has
been frequently coming to my house to
my dismay, I didn’t even understand
that girl’s problem, my two house girls
have left to celebrate the x mas hols. With
their various families, I asked them to go
anyway cause I can’t live under a food
I love without tasting it.
Baba: you are welcome to my shrine *I look around the office that he called shrine_ , if not of the bones_ and some old stuffs, ICT _supplements_ rob off shrine attributes, the legal _license_ have taken _their_ business to another level* how may I help you?
Me: sir, I want to be indestructible.
Baba: simple, *I grinned* you will just have to pay a price.
Me: and what is that?
Baba: the day you sleep with any woman you don’t love, that is the end of it

*Sam. Chuckled*
Sam: sir, the price is simple, lets get on with the rituals *I glared at Sam*
There
is no way am gonna leave all those goodies.
Devil harsh oohh… am doing this for wetin
em dey ask for as price.