MR IRRESISTABLE 🔞
Me: Baba, is there no other option for me to be protected from my enemies.
Baba: there is but. .*but again, I exhaled* you won’t be directly protected it will only warn you against impending danger.
Me: thank you Baba.
Sam: thank you Baba.
did some incantations and hand me an
ancient ring, he warned me not to get the
ring close to water or it will become powerless
I nodded. we left their after I was mandated
to drop some notes for gods that will not
use it to buy something. it 30th of December
it won’t be a bad idea to bed a beautiful
girl, me and Sambisa head to the bar to
chill out. The girl Sambisa talked about walk up to us,
to demand for our ordered, I wasn’t disappointed
the waitress in question is very beautiful
no wonder Sambisa is drooling over her.
Waitress: good evening, sir. You are welcome to local bar, kindly place your order *with angelic voice*
wanted to say something but I step on
his foot, he groaned but I ignored it. The
ancient ring start emanating little light,
I ignored it and continue the conversation.
Waitress; *smiling* but am not in the order list.
Me: is you I want, can I have your time. I will talk to your manager on your behalf.
light got brighter.
Waitress: *thinking* fine *she sit close to me*
Voice: all of you get down now!
was gun shot, I find myself under the
table sweating profusely, I heard footsteps
approaching our table but they stop when
one of them notify them of police.
Voice1: government don land oohh…
Voice2: see f–k up!
Voice3: we no go fit carry the guy, make we push, Queen go vex for us *they left*
didn’t move until I saw some policemen
inside the bar, Sam walk to one of the
officer thanking him, I did the same also,
I left there without looking for the necessarily
evil that would have sent me to the devil
net. my question is who is this queen. I
bath and jump on my bed, I saw myself
in a garden, standing before me is Chichi
looking at what I don’t know, I walk upto
her and touch her on her shoulder. she
turned with teary eyes and her face changed
into a beast and she shouted at me wake up.
I did instantly to see little light emanating
from the ring.
Na woow oohh…
these guys nodey smile oohh…
I for dey sleep if I no go carry this ring.
I rushed to my wardrobe grabbing my green
trouser and shirt, the ring light get brighter
every minute. I passed through the secret
door to my garden, the light there didn’t
help matter, I mixed with the grass. Waited
patiently for those who are going to ransack
my house. Mosquitoes sing joyfully giving
me nice bite, that is less of my worry. I
waited till the ring light gone off that
is four hours past, I checked my watch
is 3am. I walk to the security post trembling
with fear, noise coming from a room cause
of incessant banging at the door.
Me: Adamu, is that you?
Adamu & Uche: yes, we are locked inside.
Me: so you allow those small boys to lock you inside there?
A & U: *silent*
Me: make yourself comfortable, I will be back tomorrow morning.
A & U: please, sir. Let us out.
I called my dad and D.P.O to arrange
his boys to secure my house. After eating
and ready to leave for work, I unlock
the door to see Adamu and Uche sleeping
inside the security post toilet. I didn’t
bother to wake both of them. 12noon there
was commotion at the ATM machine cause
it refused to pay some cards. I went to
the queue to talk to them cause those
who the ATM machine refused to pay refused to give way
for others that eschew cursing and fight.
Me: good afternoon all, we are sorry if it isn’t paying you, please. if the machine rejects your card do not try it again to avoid card cease.
left there making sure security men are
piloting the affairs properly, some people
will not just understand that they are
not destined to withdrawl today, I told
Sambisa about the attack last night he
was surprised and suggested I should leave
the country. I didn’t welcome the idea
of running from my doom, I called Bright
one of the security in the Bank to get me
big Holy Bible, it is time I repent or Karma
will reinforce. the ring emanate light when
I want to leave the Bank, I rub my tempo
this people will kill me before my time.
I entered inside my car acting like I don’t
know if someone is behind me, I called
DPO to send his boys, I drive slowly allowing
them to catch up with me, they drive crazily
pass my car to block my way, I turn into
the street by my side. alerting the police
officers taking cover to attack them.
they pursue my car to the street and police
officers open attack on them. after here
na church oohh… from today henceforth
no more random s£x, I give my soul to
Jesus, I pull over and prayed. 31st night
a day to burn old sin, welcoming new year
with new life.
I received a call from D.P.O that his boys
have gotten one of them, that he will tell
on the others, I know the guy will not say
anything. I return home to see many officers
chatting and joking in my mansion Jesus
Christ, hope am save with this peoole guarding
my house. that evening I picked up my
bible and car key and head to the church
at my street. The service was woow.. I gave
my life away, and even schedule to have
batptism at new year, a girl at 17years asked
the man sitting by my side to stand up for
her, I was shocked and not ready to spoil
my Christian mind, I left to another chair
when the dancing section start again.
I felt a hand on my laps, I jerk up cause
I have been subconsciously sleeping. Is
the girl again, I picked up my bible and
went outside ignoring what my d–k is telling
my head. I went to lone place to think
about my player life that has given me
so much misery and restlessness. I heard
Kizz Daniel Yeba song from a phone, I
raise my head to see the same girl backing me
shaking her a-s dangerously, Oh… daughter
of Eve, I was staring and my d–k took
control of my psycho. We start kissing
and moving into incomplete Church building,
I get hold of her huge a-s and squeeze
life out of it, how can 17years old girl
have such big a-s,she m0an. I felt her hand
on my d–k, I groaned. raising her flair
skirt to see pantless p—y, two fingers
in her p—y. my ring emanate gentle
I removed my two fingers without explaining
anything and run, I jumped through
the window land in another street, I
taking left to go home but the ancient ring
light got brighter, I have no choice than
to take right. I ran like a mad
till I got to a guest house to book for the
night. dialed Sambisa number.
Me: hello… hello… Sam. Sambisa, Samuel
Sam: how many people u dey call na?
Me: they want to kill me *breathing heavily*
Sam: are you in your car? *panicked*
Me: they have surrendered my car already.
Sam: send me address wherever you are, I’ll come with some officers 6am to get you.
Me: guy 6am? I go dey hell fire by that time naa. *he sighed*
Sam: so na me dey good to die for you, stay there 6am. You just interrupted me from cvmming.
Sam is not a good friend at all, see the way
em call off the call, I asked the receptionist
the address and sent it to Sam.