My crazy Housewife batch 11
đ°MY CRAZY HOUSEWIFEđ°
(sheâs psycho đ and troublesome đ)
written by Eunice Nwodu đ
Episode 21 đBonus Episode!!!!
đ˛STEVEđ˛
I woke up with Tessy beside me.
I stared at her baby bumb. Her big tummy.
Nine months, check!
The doctor said she is sure to give birth tomorrow or next.
We have everything ready and once she starts to scre-m whatever, I take her to the hospital.
I got a call to go to the office and just conclude a seminar that has been going on for three days nowâŚ
I need to be there.
I went to the bathroom and took my bath before retuning to the room.
I picked out something to wear.
I was done dressing up and just stayed by my dress up table wearing my wrist watch. I looked so handsome.
I hope my s-xy features wonât disappear after I become a father.
I want to still be able to attract ladies and make Tessy drool over me.
*Steve. Where are you going to?* I heard and turned to see Pregnant pepper on the bed staring at me.
âI have stuff to do at the officeâ I replied spraying my million dollar worth perfume on my body.
âCanât you send a representative or something? You canât leave me like this, hunnâ she said obviously nervous.
I smiled.
âYouâll be fine. Tell me, do you feel any pain?â I asked going close to her.
She twitched a little and shook her head.
âNo pain so farâ she said.
âIâll be back in 3 hours Tess. I promiseâ I said taking my phones arranged on my drawer.
She held a crumpled look and held my wrist.
âPlease hub. Donât leave meâŚam scaredâ she said and I couldnât help but pity her.
I remember when we watched the horror movie.. She was acting tough but she ended up begging me to standby while she bath đ
âDonât be scared Pepper. Iâll be back in no timeâŚjust do what doctor told you. Walk around the room and always hydrate. Take Ur water bottleâ I said pointing to it on the table.
âSteve đđ â she cried.
How do I convince her?
I sat close to her and k-ssed her softly and slow.
She bit my lip and I chuckled.
Pregnant pepper knows how to ruin sweet moments.
We k-ssed for a while and she couldnât get enough of my l-ips.
Aaah! Sheâs hungry.
Written by Eunice Nwodu!!!!
I pulled away and she stared at my l-ips that were w-t from the k-ss.
âYouâre hungry Tess. Iâll get you breakfast and feed you before going⌠Hunnâ I said k-ssed her bulgy tummy.
I can felt the baby kick and I placed my ear on it.
TESSY chuckled.
âHang in there junior, itâs tomorrowâ I said to my unborn baby and Tessy laughed.
I actually watched a guy doing this in a movie.
I saw him k-ss the wifeâs Tummy and place his ear on it.
âŚAm learningđ
I left the room and told the maids to get Tessyâs breakfast which is more than you can imagine.
She eats so much! Like a lion.
Three maids had to carry her food to her.
So much delectables.
They dropped them on the table and Tessy sat on the chair and I start to feed her.
I wore three gold rings on my fingers so I had to remove them in order to feed her wellâŚ..
She took a spoon and starts to feed me to.
Macaroni and cheeseđ
I was almost done feeding her when company started calling.
Oohhh,
âAm sorry Tess. I have to go nowâ I said and she nodded.
I grabbed my phones and left.
đ˛đ˛đ˛THREE HOURS LATER.
Meeting was almost over but I left them to get home to pregnant pepper.
I received a call as I stepped into my car.
It was Tessyâs number.
I picked the call immediately.
âSir! Itâs me, the maid, Juliet!â I heard the lady on the other line stammer.
whereâs Tessy?
âSir, miss Tessy has gone into labour! Mr Brandon helped take her to the hospital. Weâre there now!â She rapsed.
Whaaaaat!!!!
âWhich hospital?â I asked my heart pounding.
âEunice Care Hospitalâ she replied
I hung up and rushed to the driverâs seat and started the car,, driving off leaving the guards behind.
Pregnant pepper in labour without me??đąđąđąđąđąđąđąđąđąđąđąđą
I got to the hospital and rushed in. All I could think of was Tessy.
Howâs she doing?
I was taken to the ER (Emergency room) but asked to wait outside.
I met Brandon and the maid that called me there.
âDonât worry Steve, sheâs okay,â Brandon said.
I wanted to punch him for trying to take my wife from me.
The calls,
Texts!!
They made me furious.
But Tessy comes first. I had to keep my cool.
I nodded and we all sat down though I wasnât at ease.
After some minutes, a doctor stepped out.
âWhoâs her husbandâŚshe calls him carrot nose?â The doctor asked and I stood up and approached her.
âMr Carrot nose, am doctor Eunice. Your wife is having a mental block right nowâŚshe doesnât have the esteem to push the baby. Sheâs just not mentally prepared. And we have a problem, the babyâs head is coming out but she canât push any further⌠She canât stop crying and she wishes we call you, Mr carrot noseâ she said
What?
TESSY is having complications?
âSir, you need to follow me to the emergency roomâ she said.
Whaaat?
I felt my head explode đĽ.
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đ˛STEVEđ˛
âwhat did you just say..? I should enter there with you?â I asked balantly staring at the doctor like a lost goat.
âyes sir, she wants you in there. and the more we waste time the more risky it becomesâ she said.
I chuckled.
this woman is not serious.
*if you canât handle it, Iâll go instead* I heard and turned glaring at Brandon that just made the statement.
This guy really has a motive to take Tessy away from me.
âBut youâre not carrot noseâ the doctor objected softly.
I turned to the doctor.
âIgnore him. Letâs goâ I said and she led the way.
We went to a room and they handed me a light blue material to wear which felt like an apron then, gloves and nose masks.
đ˛đ˛đ˛LABOUR ROOM
I walked in with the doctor and the door was shut.
I turned properly.
âHoly mother of God!!!!â
Is that my wife,
I mean is that the Tessy, I married?
Whatâs that thing in her v*gina??
It was quickly covered by a white clothing and I wasnât able to understand what that is.
Blood stained the sheets.
There were three nurses around.
One holding Tessyâs hand as she cried softly.
She saw me and left Tessy giving me a chance to be beside her.
Tessy was a mess.
Her hair was scattered and tears filled her eyes.
Ohhh, my pregnant pepper.
She stared weakly at me.
âHey Pepper. Whatâs wrong?â I asked holding her hand.
âAm sorry Steve. I really canât do this. Am sorry I have to die like thisâ she says as tears filled her eyes.
âYou arenât going anywhere Tessy. Donât even go there. If you leave me, how do you think I can survive? No fâking girl in this world can replace you in my heart Tess. In case you donât know, I love you. And if you think you can just win my heart and then die, itâs not fâking fair Tessyâ I said as tiny tears filled my eyes.
I was feeling so emotional.
geez,
But no.
Tessy canât leave me.
I canât imagine a second without her in my life.
Itâs hĂŚrd to admit but I love her.
Iâd be stupid not to.
She sobbed quietly and I leaned close and k-ssed her.
She couldnât leave me. She held my hand tightly as the nurses and doctor came close.
âAre you ready dear. You can do thisâ the doctor said.
Tessy nodded.
Doc. Eunice unveiled the white clothing and stared at Tessy inbetween her legs.
âTake a deep breath and push!!â She yelled and Tessy gro-ned holding onto me.
It felt like we were both giving birth to the baby cause I felt her pains.
She grunted and didnât stop pushing for one.
âOh yeah⌠Thatâs goodâ Eunice said.
âOne more swoop baby, push! Push! Push!âŚâ
I closed my eyes.
Seeing Tessy in pain was hurting me so much so I closed my eyes. I donât like seeing her like this. She scre-med so loud!
I didnât open my eyes until I heard the gentle cry of a baby.
Oh my God!!!
My child is bornâŚ
I stared at Tessy who was p-nting!
A nurse cleaned her sweaty face with a napkin.
After a while, doc. Eunice carried my baby to me. It was so fair and fluffy looking.
I chuckled.
It looks so much like me but has Tessyâs pretty eyes.
But wait, is it a girl or a boy?
I carried with my hands shaking.
First baby Iâll ever hold in my life.
âitâs a boyâ doc. Eunice said and you have no idea how happy I was.
A boyâŚ
Wow!
-Eunice wrote this!
đ˛đ˛đ˛đ˛THREE HOURS LATER
đ˛TESSYđ˛
I was on the hospital bed with a duvet covering from my wa-ist below while I stuffed my face with macaroni and cheese.
There were alot of fruits on a tray too.
All these for me?
I donât know if I could finish them all.
Hubby was on a chair with his gaze focuses on me as I ate slowly while my beautiful baby was in the hospital crib sleeping I guess.
Everyone that came to the hospital was outside waiting.
Once am done eating, theyâll all troop in and congratulate me.
Thanks to Brandon.
He was just in time to save me,
If notâŚ
I canât even imagine what could have happened!
That doctor that told us Iâll give birth tomorrow must be sick in the head.
I looked at Steve.
He said he loves me.
I heard it all.
Heâs words gave me hope to push h-rder than I ever did.
Nobody has ever said those three words to me, until today.
Oh God!
I feel so special.
âStop looking at me like you want to eat me. If youâre hungry, take a spoon and join meâ I said and he chuckled.
âYou couldnât scre-m hubby or Steve or even baby, it had to be carrot noseâ he said.
Oh geez,
âAm sorry hubby. My brain was scrambled thenâ I said and we both laughed.
So crazy of me.
âWhat name do you want for our baby?â He asked softly.
OhâŚ
Tough choice.
âLetâs name him, Andrew, Andy for shortâŚthatâs my Late fatherâs nameâ I said.
Steve smiled.
âI like it,âŚ..and I love youâ he said and pressed his l-ips on mine.
âI love you tooâ I mumbled as
He cupped my cheeks while we k-ssed and bit on our l-ips hungrily.
The door opened and I narrowed my eyes to it.
Steveâs parents, Brandon, The maid and Steveâs best friend where staring.
We couldnât care less but shared our burning love.
It was so intense and full of passion.
How did I get to love this guy? Although heâs the one that raped meâŚ.
âThatâs enough you two! So whatâs our babyâs name?â Steveâs mom asked interrupting us
To be continued. đđ
So rom-nticâŚ