My crazy Housewife batch 9
đ°MY CRAZY HOUSEWIFEđ°
(Sheâs psycho đ and troublesome đ)
đđwritten by Eunice Nwoduđđ
Episode 17
đ˛STEVEđ˛
After enjoying all the meals we ordered, Pregnant pepper and I went home.
I got a text from Davis, I had to go.
âUmâŚTessy, I have to go somewhereâ I said as she pulled off her clothes.
âNoâŚ
âDo you really have to go?â She asked sounding quite scared..
âYes, I have toâ I jibed walking to the door.
âWhere are you going to?â She asked.
What do I tell her nowđ
âI need to see someoneâ I replied.
âWho?â She asked.
âA friendâ
âWhich of them?â She askedđ
Oh wttfffâŚ
âAm no longer going. Go and take your bathâ I said giving up.
I dropped my phones on the table while she ran into the bathroom happily.
đ˛đ˛đ˛NEXT DAY
AT DAVISâS HOUSE.
đ˛STEVEđ˛
I climbed down the stairs to the basement in Davisâs house.
I went into the room to meet Tessyâs brother tied up tightly. He was jerking back and forth trying to get free.
Heâs blind folded.
Davis was on a couch drinking.
I went to him and he handed me a mask to wear. We donât want the idiot to recognize us after this.
âYou owe me tons bro. Do you know I couldnât fâk last night because I was here watching the rascalâ he rapsed.
Heâs sure a s3x freak.
âChill. Where are your boys?â I asked looking around.
âYou guys didnât beat him up?â
I added looking at the guy tied up.
I was expecting him to be beating up and half deadâŚDavis likes to hurt people.
âWe wanted you to do the honorsâ David said giving me the bat he was holding.
I took it and went to the guy.
I removed his blindfold.
He stared at me with anger in his eyes.
âYou making a big mistake nigga. You have no idea who I am.
Am a hurt you real bad..
Am so going to hurt you in a way you wonât be able to explain you motherfâker!â He yelled.
I tightened my fist on the bat and hit it on his arm and he scre-med. I could hear his bones split.
Tessy am sorry but your brother will spend fortunes mending his bone.
âWho are you? What did I do to you a-sh0les?â He asked.
I hit him on his knee and he jerked up the seat hopping in pain.
I kicked his seat with my leg and he fell with it. He couldnât stop gro-ning.
âPlease bro! Letâs work things out. I donât want to die now⌠What do you need? Cocaine? I know a guy who can give you those please let me goâ he kept blabbing pleading like a baby.
Written by Eunice Nwodu.
I leaned close to him so he can hear me loud and clear.
âWho is Tessy to you?â I asked.
He froze for a while.
âHow do you know her? Who are you to ask me about her? Are you fâking out of ya mind!â He sneered.
geez, this guy talks too much đ
I hit him the bat twice on his back.
You donât want to knoe how much it hurts.
âAah!! Okay, okay, Iâll talkâ he said p-nting.
I didnât say a word but just stared at his sweaty face.
âSheâs my sisterâŚ.My kidâŚ.sisterâ he said stammering.
âGood. What do you do to her often?â I asked.
He looked at me and spat but thank goodness I stepped back and his stinking spit didnât get to me.
âAsk herâ he said proving stubborn to tell me.
I tried so hĂŚrd to control my anger.
I felt a soft tap on my shoulder.
I turned to see Davis smirking đ
âBro, you know am good at this things. Let me help you a bitâ he said grinning and took the bat from me while I stepped back.
Seriously this guy is dead.
Davis reached for his back pocket and brought out a small knife.
âWho doesnât love tattoos?â He asked enthusiastically.
Next thing, he slammed the guyâs face to the ground and proceeded with the knife coming close to his face.
âWhat are you trying to do? Stop! Leave me alone⌠Fine, Iâll talkâ he begged shivering.
âToo lateââ Davis grinned and used the knife to slice his cheek writing a âTâ with it.
Wow⌠T for Tessy.
How nice.
Tessyâs brother scre-med in pain.
âNow will you talk or do you want me to write the wh0le alphabet on your cheek?â Davis asked.
âAargh!!!
âFine, Iâll talk!!!!
âThe b°â˘ch Tessy is my sister! I always wanted to f°â˘k the hell out of her but she always escapes from me. Then I wanted to get her married to wealthy people so I can f°â˘king use her to make f°â˘king money! But then she striked a stupid deal to pay me monthly. I traveled to Cuba to work and I returned yesterday to learn sheâs f°â˘king married and pregnant And when I find her, Iâll dive a fork up her v and dig the baby out of her. And as for the husband, Iâll cut his d°â˘k off and kill the jerk and rub him of his money. Now you hear it you son of a biatch!!!â He yelled like a psycho.
I smiled.
âToo bad the husband is truly a son of a biatchâ I said and turned to Davis.
âDo you have that recorded?â I asked.
He smirked and nodded bringing out his phone.
He played what the guy said.
Itâs prison for him away from my pregnant pepper ⌠đ
Episode 18
đ˛STEVEđ˛
six months!!!
Tessy is six months pregnant today đ
Oh đ the joy that fiills my soul!
Just three months to go and the nightmares would be over.
I felt pregnant pepper tap me on my arm.
I ignored her pretending to be asleep. Itâs late in the night. What could she possibly want.
âSteve. Please wake upâ she said in her gentle voice.
Pretender đ
She pat me again making me pity her.
In the next life, am done fâking stubborn girls.
âI know youâre awake!â She grouse and am forced to sit up.
âWhat now miss?â I asked and she smiled.
âI want a glass of waterâ she said.
I sighed.
The maids must be fast asleep in their rooms.
I turned on the light with the remote and got off the bed.
I left the room and rushed downstairs.
I filled a glass up and even carried a jug of water along and went back upstairs.
I handed her the glass of water.
She stared into the glass.
âIâll drink this after am done eating⌠Hubby, am hungryđâ she said.
Whaaat?
âSeriously? Must you eat this late in the night?â I murmured angrily.
âItâs the baby. Itâs starvingâ she replied.
âFine, what will you eat?â I asked.
âEgg sauceâ she replied.
Thank God egg sauce is easy and quick to prepare.
This woman canât ruin my sleepđŞ
I rushed downstairs and grabbed the eggs and broke them. I chopped tomatoes as fast as I could.
I nearly cut my thumb!
I was done and added the last ingredient: Pepper đ
I went upstairs and handed Tessy the tray.
She took the spoon and took a bite.
âI want some sliced apple by the sideâ she said.
âTessy, be satisfied already! Am tired and sleepy. Pity me!â I said rubbing my eyes.
âJust get me the apples hubby. I wonât ask for anything elseâ she said.
I went downstairs and got the apples before returning back to her.
âHere wifeyâ I said handing her the plate.
âNo, hold it. I want to try something differentâ she said.
Say what now? đ
âIâll take a spoon of my sauce and you feed me an appleâ she said.
I rolled my eyes.
Crazy.
She took a spoon and opened wide and carefully put a slice of apple in her mouth.
She ate it smiling.
We did it a few more times and I got tired.
âArent you full?â I asked noticing she stopped eating.
âI am. Just get me a glass of pineapple juiceâ she said.
I nodded and carried the tray and everything downstaira then I poured Tessy her drink and added the final ingredient : Sleeping pillđŞ
I stirred it and carried it to her.
She wonât kill me before my time.
Am still young and sâ˘xy. too young to be worked to death.
She took it and drank it half.
She was already yawning.
âI feel tired and sleepy. Goodnight carrot noseâ she said and next thing, she was fast asleep.
I covered her well and went to bed relieved.
Days laterâŚ
đ˛TESSYđ˛
Steveâs mom asked me to come over and spend the day with her.
I canât believe I used to call her âmaâamâ but now, I get to call her mom.
She ordered the maids to get what she wanted me to See.
The maid returned with huge bags.
She emptied the stuff in it on the floor. I checked the clothes, baby clothes.
âYouâll bring out the ones you dislike dearâ she said referring to the clothes.
WowâŚ
I started checking the clothes one after the other.
But these are all male wearsâŚ
Did the mall run out of baby girl wears??
âUmâŚmom, are the female wears in,side?â I asked and she laughed.
âYouâre going to give birth to a son. I can feel itâ she said enthusiastically.
Whaat?
How can she be so sure?
âUh..okay mom. Which ever one God gives meâ I said trying not to see it as anything.
đ˛STEVEđ˛
I was in my office going through files.
I need to hire someone to do this part of my work for međŞ
I remembered what happened this morning with Tessy.
I laughed.
I actually bath her đ
She was too demanding and we ended up unclad together in the bathroom. My clothes soaked and the bathroom was a mess.
Tessy is so crazy.
A knock came on my door.
Could it be TessyâŚ
but sheâs with mom.
The door opened and my jaw dropped.
CamillaâŚ
Whatâs she doing here after such a long time?
I thought Iâve already broken up with all the girls I met with.
She came to me sitting on my table.
Her dress was revealing and I could see her stunning body.
âItâs been long Steve. You know how we do it. Am going to be on top this timeâ she said and winked.
Iâve never said no to CamillaâŚ
How do I tell her there canât be an âusâ anymore cause am married??
What do I do? Three months.
Should I tell her to wait for three months after I leave Tessy before we continue with our screwing?
Tbc đ
Steve, you still want to leave Tessy?