pastor Dan episode 1 – 2

Episode 1 (+)

After many years of searching for job without finding any,i decided to go into pastor work,as it was tamed one of the most lucrative job at of that time.

The only problem i will be having for the main time was to be dedicated and also stop being a flirt. If award was to be given,i believed i will be given the “best flirt of the year”.

Seriously speaking , I was a long time and professional flirt. if i have not seen what is under your skirt, sister am not letting go of you . well let me leave these for the main time.

Since I knew I wasn’t good enough to be a pastor I decided to start from somewhere. The first option that came into my mine was really good and I embrace it at once.

I decided to first of all become an usher in the church,so i could learn more things from the pastors in my church.

That was my first plan. after maybe learning enough i will them go to the bank and collect loan. maybe when i become a pastor then i will think of the next step to take which was to stop being a womanizer.

On Wednesday morning,i went to our pastor to request for permission of being an usher and also my decision of becoming a pastor.

I when to him directly and luckily he was in his office.

me: **kon kon kon**

I knocked on the door.

Pastor musty:(from in,side)yes sister Mary come in.

Me:**from outside**pastor it is me Daniel o.

Pastor musty:oh sorry come in the door is open.

Wait o, e be like say these pastor too na big time flirt. Anyway make i just pretend as if i no hear wetin him talk.

Me: **enter in,side**good day pastor**I bow a little with my hands in my back**

Pastor musty**without looking at me**good day my boy pls take your seat .

Me:**for my mind**sir you mean say make i carry the chair go my house.

Me:thank you sir

Pastor musty: you are welcome

The man continue what he was doing without looking at me. they was a grave silence between us and even a pin drop could be heard.

After about seven minute of silent there was a knock outside.

Pastor musty**raise his head for the first time since i came in**sis Mary come in.
Come no be the second time i dey hear sister Mary?

The Supposed Miss Mary Flipped The Door Open And Came In.

In The Process Of Her Locking The Door,i Used That Time To Access Her From Head To Toe.

She Wore A Skimpy Short Skirt Which Stop Just Below Her Kneel Level.

She Wore That Kind Shirt Wey Them The Call Show Me your Back on top One Kind Find Necklace Like That.

Brothers Her Backyard No Be Here O.When I Mean She Package Ehm you Go Soon Understand.I Used My Corner Eye To Look At Pastor Musty,he Was All On Smile And Looking At Something.

I Trace His Eyes And I Was Surprised When I Saw That His Eyes Were On Her Big a$$ .

Chaill These Pastor Bad. No Wonder Reekados Banks Say Your Poblem Dey For Your Back O.

Miss Mary Lock The Door And Turn Her Face And Face Me And I Got The Greatest Shoke Of My Life.

The Same Lady That I have Been Toasting For More That Two Month Was The One Here In My Pastor Office With The Shortest Bum Short I have ever dreamt Of.

The same girl Wey The Form Horlie Than Thou For Church Na Her Be These For My Pastor Office, Unbelieveable.

Shock Was Boldly Written In Her Eyes The Moment She Saw Me. Though I Was Also Shocked,but I Hide It,and Fake A Smile.

I Glance At Pastor Musty And He Was Still Smiling Like A New Born Fowl. I Wanted Standing Up And Leaving The Office But It Was As If My Legs Were Pin To The Ground

Mary:**fake Smile**morning Pastor

Pastor Musty:morning My Dear

Mary:ehm…Pastor I Will Check On you Later.I Can See You are busy.

Pastor Musty:**chewing The Back Of His Pen**yeah Actually I Was Busy But Am Done**turn To Me**ehm…Daniel Pls Can U Give Me At least Thirty Minute Pls I Will Get Back To You When Am done. And lest before I forget don’t I Repeat don’t check on me till I send for You Am I Making Sense At All.

Me**angry**:but Sir I….

Pastor Musty:**pointing His Hand Towards The Door**sheeee No But Used The Door.

I Stormed Out Of The Office In Anger I Couldn’t Believe The Pastor Send Me Out Of His Office Just Because Of A Woman.

Now The Words Of My Literature Teacher Back Them In Secondary School Flash Back To Me:

“you see children in these live women can some time help your destiny and can also some times destroy your destiny. so beware of the type of woman you follow. a mother can used twenty years to train a child in the way of the lord but a girl can make him stupid within two minute.”

these means say my pastor don stupid na yansh go kill the man. I dey talk of person what of me?
what happened next?

Episode 2

I stormed out of my pastor office and went to a small mango tree that has shade. I sat down and everything that happened back then in my pastor office began to replay back into my head,as many question began running through my mine.

“could it be my pastor is having an affair with these lady”

“or is he just trying to be Mr nice”

“anything it is i must get to the root of it”

“but how will i start?”

I was still wearing a thinking cap when my phone began ringing. I check the contact and it was Idris my roommate. Meet Idris an easy going young man with a good heart.unlike me,he wasn’t a player,very loyal.

I met him during my university days amd since them,we began good friend. After our NYSC services,through connection,he got a job as a micro-biologist in a big company. He tried securing a job for me but it was to no avail. Though he pay for our rent and feeding,he had never complaint or saw it as anything.

Presently,he travel to the village to visit his sick mother and he promise to come back today.

Me[picked The Call]hello Idris how far? Are you back?

Idris:no I still dey village.Mad man.Where are you let me Come and Collect Key?

Me[oh I Forgot To Drop Key For Him]pls Am Sorry Am In Pastor Musty Office Now

Idris:no Probs.Am Coming

Me:okay

I Hang Up The Call,relaxed Back,waiting For Idris To Come

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PASTOR MUSTY OFFICE

He stood up from his sit,went to the door and lock it. He look left and right before locking the door to ensure daniel or anyone else is not hiding somewhere. He came back and met mary already seated.

Pastor musty[smiling]so what about what we discuss last time

Mary[shy face]am ready but you will have to give me the money first

Pastor musty[open his drawer,remove a bundle of 100k and gave it to her]here is the money

Mary[smiling]thanks sir[she collected the money and put in her handbag]thanks sir,u know am doing these because of the money

Pastor musty:okay let’s get to business

Mary:okay but be careful,am still a v-rgin

Pastor musty[excited]wow i love v-rgins

they both pull their cloth and got to business

RATED +18

BEWARE AND BEWARNED

Pastor musty:sock my d–k

Mary:sir i can’t

Pastor musty:why?

Mary:i don’t know how to s×¢k d**ks

Pastor musty:okay

With An er×¢ted D**k,he Move To Her And Start k!$sing Her Lustfully,while His Hands Were Fumbling Her Br–st .He Remove His Mouth From Her l-ips And Start s×¢king Her N—–s.he used to other hand to press the other b***st. Without Wasting Time,he Spread Her Legs And Wanted Driving in When She Stop Him

Pastor Musty:what Is The Problem?

Mary:used Condom

Pastor musty:okay

He went to his drawer,open it and remove a packed of CD and tore it open and wore it.since he already know hw to fvck v-rgins,he applied anointing oil in her private part and also in his own and drove into her…the remaining thing that happened was an history untold.

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unknown to them idris who came to collect key from daniel,was watching them through the keyhole and also videoing them.
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When They Were Both Done With Their Stuffs,pastor Musty Brought Out A White handkerchief From His Drawer And Stylishly Clean The Drops Of Blood Form,as A Result Of Mary Broken v-rginity And Return It Back To His Drawer..

Pastor Musty[smiling]baby You Were Sweet

Mary[childish Smile]thank You Sir…I Must Be Going Now

She Said And Hurry Out Only To Meet Idris outside With A Long D–k….

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IDRIS POV

I WAS Too carry away into watching and at the same time videoing pastor Musty and his supar natural girlfriend in a life p–n that i didn’t know when the door flipped open and my pastor supernatural girlfriend came out.

I look at her and i got the shocker of my life .the same girl Daniel my friend has been toasting and she is proving stubborn,is the same girl my Pastor is here sampling like chemical. girls are very bad girls.

DANIEL’S POV CONTINUES

‘JESUS’

I shouted when i watch the s-×tape between pastor musty and mary. I couldn’t believe it

.mary!!

pastor!!

s~x!!

These is highly unbelieveable.the s~xtape send cold shiver into my body,well to be a man is not easy.

Idris:[shouting] Daniel Daniel!!

Me:[jotting back to life]ehmm yes what is it na?why are you shouting my name like a drunkard na?

Idris:for the past five minute have been calling your name and i got no respones from you.what is the problem ?

Me:sorry my dear.i was just thinking about something

idris:can you share what you are thinking with me?

Me:no it is not shareable

Udris:mad man. You think i don’t know you are thinking about the tape?

Me[sight]see is not like that

Idris:then how?

Me:ehm…ehm…

Idris:anyway if it’s for the tape i got some useful plan to do with it

Me:[anxious]ehm..ehm…you say what?

Udris:and the plan will even help you sleep with that Mary and also become a pastor not even a pastor but a real pastor…..

Me:what is the plan all about???