Pastor's w-t dream

PASTOR’S w-t DREAMS
Oh shit!,not again,
there’s sp**m on the bed and its all his fault.
 
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Pastor Kenneth was a self righteous prick who has never missed service since the past 14years
he attends church seven times a week and has no time for worldly things
he detests anything or anyone fleshy and would preach the living daylight out of you at the same time condemning your Sinfull pathetic ass if found wanting,
[yeah, he’s that badass core believer].
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Then one day,
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After a long boring regular church programme he got home very tired ate dinner and went straight to bed cos the spirit was weak and shit,
Not too long into dreams Ville he saw a figure he hadn’t seen in a very long while
He saw a very fat ass on a tiny wa-ist, he saw bare b-obs not too huge maybe a size ten
One look at her and he knew who she was. . It was Her, .it was Alexis texas.
A face he hadn’t seen in awhile but still as gorgeous as ever
faster than you can say WHAT THE f-ck!!
She was all over his c*ck like Lewinsky, it happend too fast it was like he had no control over anything[you know. . Like Clinton].
The euphoria as Alexis work that c-ck and looked straight into his eyes was godly,
wasn’t Long before Pastor blew his load and i shit you not it was Niagara falls up in that motherf-cker.
Pastor woke up with an er-ct p*n*s and semen all over the bed and blamed the devil,
he casted and binded and spoke in tongues through out the rest of the night.
He kept shit to himself though cos you know pastors don’t f-ck p-rn stars in they dreams.
He went about pastoring lost sheeps as usual without caring about what happend.
 
 
Then two weeks Later,
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Just as he was shutting his eyes he saw tits the size of water melons all over his face,
immediately he recognized those b-obs from one of his old classic collections,
it was Her’s, it was Nikki Benz’s.
He had a strong spirit to resist but the conji and b-obs were h-rder, he had no choice.
he poked his p*n*s back and forth between those beautiful udders and eventually sprayed c-m all over them.
He woke up the next morning and found dried sp**m in between the bible he left open the night before, he found semen more on the chapter of the shortest verse in the blble, the verse where “Jesus wept”.
He cried his heart out and this time he blamed the devil, his Village People and a couple of Pastors from other churches cos why not?
Enough is enough he said,
shit has hit the fan.
He Prayed and fasted forty days,he Prayed for deliverance he prayed for more help. . I think.
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Three days after fasting and Praying,
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He hadn’t slept a bit for fear of unexpected Ejaculation,
but sleep is sleep and sleep knows no man.
He looked up and saw two exquisite females touching each other, one Lady had big stiff looking b-obs while the other looked rather innocent, you guessed right,
it was Aletta Ocean on Mia Khalifa, the perfect combination,right then and there he knew he was going to hell cos no man in his right mind could resist these two. heck!, Even Jesus wouldn’t waste a minute he wondered why Satan missed it in the Temptation of Christ.
Mia took it through the back while he rimmed Aletta,they switched roles and proceeded to s-cking his c*ck in uniform,
and before you know it they truck oil,
the spill was enormous, twice more than Last time.
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The Next morning.
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He ran to a nearby pharmacy and told the chemist everything, he told him he wanted it to stop that he probably had some kind of illness or something.
I over heard their convo while trying to get a pack of c-ndom and a bottle of codein.
I had pity on him called him by the side and told him;
Mr Kenneth shut the f-ck up,
You are a 33year old with no wife and still single as a door Knob.
You don’t f-ck and you still preach against p-rn and masturbation
You are a bastard Mr Ken, this is your s€×ual Karma coming to hunt you.
your self righteous hypocritical ass didn’t know this would happen did you?
Jesus can’t help you now can he? Tell you this,
I f-ck and masturbate quite a lot and i feel just fine,
I’m straight with my conscience and he sipping tea right now.
You don’t need medications or Religion right now Mr Kenneth, you need Ivory or a good bottle of soft Lotion to get along.
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Thank me Later Mr Kenneth,
thank me Later.
 
 
Stanley Umeh