Sweet but psycho episode 13

Sweet but Psycho 😽😽😽
😉 His perfect antidote 😉
🔥🍒 Written by Bunmi B. Gabriel
😋 Segment 13 😋
🍪🍘 Cookie 🍘🍪
I tapped my foot angrily as I stared at my new uniform, my wh-re uniform. I wanted to cry, I would probably never be able to bend with the length of the dress and of course, I could see my own b-obs winking at me. He definitely knew that such clothes would make me look slutty and I hated it with passion but the question is how did he know? No one ought to know except me and….Ursula! That bitch ratted me out! Told him about mom and Carolyn!
‘Urgh!!!’ I scre-med, tugging at my hair. First time I trust someone with a secret and she couldn’t even keep her big mouth shut? I will never rat someone out like that! I took in a deep breath, my mind already calculating how to beat her until she dies. Because of her, the two people I love most are in danger, couldn’t she just lie! ‘I will definitely treat her f-ck up,’ I growled between clenched teeth. ‘For now, I just need to deal with enemy number one.’ I snatched the ridiculous pair of heels that would make hiding my p-ntie more difficult and tugged it on.
I looked at myself in the mirror, a stupid black dress with white lace at the hem of the hands and bottom of the dress. The neckline would have been better if it had a little lace to cover my chest but of course, I was unfortunate. I walked out to meet my new frenemy, the new guard Ted placed in charge of me. According to Carlos, he is the most stone hearted killer after Ted but nobody knew he was a big baby when alone with me, I’m good at bringing out everyone’s inner self.
I opened the door and smiled at him, his name is Bruce by the way. ‘So Brucie, how do I look?’ I asked twirling around so he would comment. He blinked his eyes cartoonishly before a burst of mocking laughter followed, I couldn’t help but pout.
‘Psycho, is that you?’ He asked between his laugh and continued again, bending down to support his weight by holding his knees. ‘Are those b-obs? Paper alert!’
‘Oh shut it,’ I said embarrassedly. I buckled up and kept my face straight. ‘I might have been forced to wear this, but you have to admit my ass look good in this.’ I said wiggling my ass in front of him to show him how big those baby are. The original plan was to sound stern but with his infectious laughter, my straight face and tone wavered.
‘If I was blind, maybe.’ Ouch.
‘Do you really think my ass is flat?’ I asked poutingly.
‘See that wall?’ He asked pointing at the smooth flat wall at the end of the foyer. ‘That’s your sister, go hug em.’ I rolled my eyes, biting my lower lip.
‘I wouldn’t let your envious speech get into my head, especially not one from someone who don’t even have cheeks to boast about.’
‘I’m a dude, it doesn’t matter.’ He scoffed.
‘Of course it does, when you have booty even as a guy, your trousers won’t look like they are struggling to remain on your wa-ist and your butt won’t look like a cave.’ I said smirkingly, knowing fully well that I had hit a big button.
‘Girls will still worsh¡p me, I’m s€×y.’ Indeed he was, Chris Hemsworth s€×y with the exact hair and shiny baby blues.
‘Hmm,’ I put my hand on my chin. ‘Didn’t Bethany dump you last week?’ I asked with a taunting lost expression. He frowned and glared at me.
‘Why did I tell you that again?’
‘Because I’m your queen, now be a good servant and give me your cool leather jacket,’ I said authoritatively. Yes, it has almost been two weeks since I got pinned by Ted. He made me move to the floor right beneath his, didn’t send for me until now but that didn’t mean I haven’t been working.
‘No.’ He deadpanned. I gasped and put my hand over my mouth dramatically.
‘Sacre bleu, you dare disobey my order,’ I said with a French accent. He chuckled. ‘Please Brucie, please baby boo, I promise to marry you in 69 years, please?’
‘You just insulted me,’
‘Hellooooo, you insulted me first.’
‘You asked for my comment, what was I suppose to do, lie?’
‘Lie? You are already lying. So, you wanna say that this ass,’ I smacked my ass. ‘Is flat?’
‘Well, not really.’
‘Mm hm, now your brain is finally working,’ I said, giving his head a nice smack.
‘The boss is waiting, carry your trouble and go.’
‘Jacket,’
‘No.’ He repeated slowly.
‘I feel a puppy face coming on,’ I said in a singsong. He sighed and took off his jacket. ‘Ha! I always win!’ I shouted victoriously, snatching my jacket from him – yes, now mine – and put it on. ‘There, b-obs covered.’
‘Yay! Disgrace covered!’ He shrieked with fake enthusiasm. He rolled his eyes as addition and frowned. ‘Walk, boss is waiting.’
‘Watch, ass is swaying,’ I said with a sed-ctive wink and started walking away, intentionally swaying my ass.
‘Damn!’ He gro-ned. I laughed and walked normal, can’t turn my puppet on. We took the stairs, the last floor was the most attractive. I walked to the office, his room was just at the opposite wall. I didn’t bother knocking, just kicked the door open and lo and behold! s€× scene.
‘Damn it Cookie! Couldn’t you knock!’
Strangely, my chest tightened at the blonde trying to get her dress from the floor while he arranged himself. I found my mischievous smirk crawling on as I wiggled my brows at him. I took clever steps back and sprinted to the elevator. ‘Yolanda!’ I shouted with a Australian accent.
‘No! Catch her!’ I heard him yell but he was too late, I maneuvered to the stairs and slide down the banister. If I used the elevator, they could block me. I slid down calling her name between my laugh and as God would have it, she was right at the bottom of the spiral stairs.
‘Vee? What are you wearing?’ She asked staring at my uniform.
‘Uniform, long story short, your darling father is in there with a lady.’ I said with excitement.
‘Oh I know,’ she said with a sly smirk and took a long slurp from her juice box. ‘We never met,’ she winked at me, shoved her free hand into the pocket of her skirt and turned towards the kitchen. I was confuse, does it mean she didn’t care or what?
‘There you are!’ Ted exclaimed from behind me. Before I could run, he already grabbed me, placed a hand over my mouth and dragged me to the elevator where Bruce was waiting. Wow, I’m being kidnapped again!
He walked into the elevator, his hand still clamped over my mouth, I didn’t fight back. Bruce pressed the button, the door slid shut before he let me go. ‘Don’t bother, I didn’t see her.’ I huffed.
‘Do you want to get me in trouble?!’ He yelled furiously. ‘Of all the bitchy snitches!’
‘Throw your hands up
And celebrate
I didn’t see her
So I didn’t tell
Don’t worry Mr. Boss
You’re safe for now…’ I rapped, nodding my head like a lizard.
‘Now listen,’ he said with a threatening tone, caging me to the elevator wall. He neared my face, too close for my liking but his cologne is totally worth sniffing, other than the stench of death oozing from his mouth. Wow, he’s so cute, can I touch him? ‘You little palla di fuoco, the most annoying prattana….’ Zone out! I was busy admiring his l-ips down to his beard, just one pull and we would be k-ssing like there is no one else there to watch us. ‘Is that clear?’ I nodded vigorously, in a way I’m sure my brain joggled. ‘Good,’ the elevator dinged open. He walked out angrily, leaving me behind with Bruce who was leaning on the door with arms folded.
‘I am ninety nine percent sure that you didn’t hear anything he said,’ he said chucklingly.
‘Make that a hundred, he talks too much.’
‘She knows, doesn’t she?’ He asked, pushing himself off the door.
‘Said we never met,’ I said with a shrug as I led the way to his office.
‘I’ve only met the witch twice but all the men says she’s a bigger bitch than her father, is that true?’
‘I don’t like my best friend to be regarded in such manner.’
‘Well, so-rry,’ he drawled with hands up. I laughed and wiggled my butt, he chuckled too.
‘I’m in love with your ass,’
‘Keep loving it, ain’t yours.’
‘Blah blah,’ he said childishly. I opened the office door and walked in without Bruce, the lady was gone.
‘Sergeant Cookie, reporting for duty sir!’ I saluted like a soldier.
‘That’s the cleaning equipments, get to work.’ He said coldly.
‘Somebody’s angry he didn’t c-m,’ I teased.
‘Work,’ he growled animalistically, in a way I cringed with slight fear.
‘Note to self,’ I said writing it on my palm with invisible ink. ‘A s€×ually starved Teddy, is an animalistic man, noted.’
‘I am not animatic!’ He barked, I smirked at him knowingly. ‘Not entirely,’
‘This is my butt saying f-ck you nigga!’ I said, wiggling my butt at him. He gro-ned.
‘Unsatisfied guy here, don’t push me.’
‘Unsatisfied guy here, don’t push me,’ I mimicked mockingly. I hissed with an eye roll and walked to the equipment. I turned around when I heard his chair shift back, I ignored it at first. When he started walking to me, I started panicking as I pretended to be starting the vacuum. So close, so f-cking close to me, then we heard a frightened scre-m. I jolt around in alert, who’s that?
‘Ted!’ Carlos shouted running in. ‘Ted!’
‘What is it?’
‘Yolanda! Yolanda!’ He scre-med, very loudly. Ted ran out thinking it was something bad but I already had a clue, I ran out too with Carlos. We took the elevator to the yard and that was when the goddess of laughter bewitched me.
Before us was Yolanda sitting on a sun lounge with legs stretched and crossed, a glass of juice in her hand with a straw as she watched the lady from earlier cried out in panic. How she did it? I don’t know, but I certainly loved it! The lady was tied upsidedown with three coyotes barking under her. Her head was just five inches away from how high they can jump and that was a big risk.
‘Yolanda!’ Ted shouted, I was on the floor laughing my stomach out. ‘Timmy, Jerry, Bolt, come here!’ He shouted at the coyotes.
‘Move and I’ll shoot you all,’ she threatened.
‘F-cking girl! I am your father!’
‘You broke the rules, deal with it dad.’
‘No, boys, come here!’
‘Boys, chase him,’ she smirked, pointing at Ted. He gasped, seems like the dogs are hers, not his. ‘Now!’ They all turned on him, barking furiously.
‘Don’t come closer or I’ll shoot….shit!’ He sprinted, seems like he forgot his gun. ‘Somebody shoot these dogs!!!’ He shouted as he ran around trying to escape.
‘Shoot them and I shoot you,’ Yolanda snapped. One tall guy had the nerve to shoot one of the dog down, the guts he has. She pulled out a gun I didn’t notice before and shot the man right into his brain, everyone froze.
Heh heh, not me.
The dogs were now mourning their friend while Ted p-nted for breath. She turned to the lady with a devious smirk and wiggled her brows. ‘Please, don’t kill me, I’m just a mother struggling to provide for her daughters, please.’
‘Oh I know,’ she smiled and slurped her drink. ‘But I don’t care. I will make sure your daughters are well taken care of after your death,’ I stood up and walked to her. ‘No one breaks my rule, whether unknowingly or knowingly. The fact remains fact, you crossed my lane.’ She pulled the trigger but I was fast to push the gun up so the bullet would hit the chain holding the woman up. She fell to the ground in a thud, a loud cry escaped her mouth because of the height.
‘Don’t take someone’s life so easily, there’s a word called karma.’ I said with a sweet smile.
‘Karma didn’t do anything when my mother died after a stressful labour so why should I care,’ she snarled, snatching her hand from mine.
‘Because she’s human and so are you. Would your mother be proud of you if she sees you now?’
She scoffed and stood up. ‘I’m not my mother’s daughter, I am my father’s destroyer,’ she spat with so much coldness I didn’t expect a seven years old to have. She ran her eyes around the field, caught the sight of someone and shot him at his kneecap… Bullseye! ‘Get out of my house,’ she snapped at the woman and walked out with her hands in her pockets.
‘Wow,’ I said smilingly and walked to Ted. ‘You really need to teach that girl her limit because one day, she will pull a bullet into your head.’
‘She has to be stronger than I am,’
‘Sometimes, it is best if the student don’t out pass the master, for the sake of his life. If you really love yours, you would show that kid who’s boss. She’s just seven man, and she’s already questioning your authority, making you seem like a weakling….’
‘I am not a weakling,’ he grunted.
‘Tell that to your men who are growing more afraid of her than they do you, use your head bro, use your head. By the time she becomes a teenager, you will be put six feet under because even though you love her dearly, she will grow out of love for you and do whatever it takes to get to the top. You are making her too power greedy too early, take care of that.’ I concluded and walked off to find Ursula so I could bruise her face.
Bruce followed behind in silent, a little bit in shock. ‘They are right, she is to be feared more than her father. Boss might be cruel, but there is a limit to which he hurts women.’
‘And that I have made a priority, Yolanda’s tail must be cut before it’s too late.’ I said with determination.
‘I’m impress, you are taking something serious for the first time,’ he said drily. Trust me dude, you haven’t seen me in serious mode.
♥ Marilyn (Ursula) ♥
I sighed tiredly as I washed my hands at the tap outside, being a maid is much more difficult than I thought. I dried my hands at the side of my dress, mind flashing to Cookie and what she might be going through. I heard she’s working as Boss’s personal maid and I know he used my info to cage her, I felt terrible. I didn’t have a choice, I was so afraid I couldn’t lie like she would. I am not like her; I can’t face my fear, I am not fearless like her, I can’t stand up against people like Boss, I am just not Cookie.
I hope she would forgive me one d……I was turned around quickly and a heavy punch landed on my face. I scre-med and crashed on the floor in a flustered state as pain surged through my face. ‘You bastard!’ My heart sank into my stomach. ‘How could you turn against me like that!’ She yelled angrily. I managed to look at her apologetically.
‘He….h…..h….h….’
‘Threatened you, of course I know! But unlike you, I will rather die than tell on a friend, tell on someone I care about! I am here today because of you! I should be at home, living like it is not my business but here I am suffering for being your roommate!’
‘I’m sorry….’
‘Sorry,’ she scoffed. ‘He has the two people I care about the most with explosive nanoch¡ps in them, so tiny no one can detect it. I have to labor and make sure he doesn’t press the button or they die all thanks to you!’
‘I am not like you!’ I yelled back. ‘I’m not bold, clever, smart and always prepared for anything like you Cookie!’ I shouted. ‘I am weak, soft, and a girl trying to run away from her brother. If you were me and Boss looks into your eyes, can you withstand him? Will you be able to lie?’ I sobbed. ‘I’m sorry, I’m so sorry Cookie, I didn’t mean it. I am here alone; scared, afraid that I might die any moment from now, frightened by the way the men looks at me, scared of getting raped allover a….’ She hugged me, I didn’t see her get on her knees but I relaxed into her hold.
‘I promise you Ursula, nothing will ever happen to you, I give you my words.’ She said with a shaky voice.
‘You are not here to protect me,’ I cried.
‘You are a mafia’s sister, you must have learnt a thing or two. I will try from my angle, have you moved to the main house so I can better keep an eye on you.’
‘I wanna go home,’ I sobbed. She pulled back and smiled painfully.
‘By the look of it kitty, we are already home. All we need to do now is use what we have to get what we want.’
‘How do you mean?’ She didn’t say anything, just stood up with a sly smile and nodded at the man standing a little bit far from us.
‘You will hear from me soon kitty, be safe.’ She turned and walked off to join the guy, what is she wearing?
To be continued.
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