Jerk Husband Rude Wife Episode 64 – 66
JERK HUSBAND, RUDE WIFE
HIS HEARTTHROB, HER HEARTBEAT
Written by: Pamela James
Chapter 64
Frederick
“You” ivy threw my head aside pulling my hair and stood up getting all red.
I quickly stood up and ran to the other side of the bed.
“Wife? Second wife? Let me tell you..”
She took her slippers from the floor and aimed at me.
“I will k?ll you today!” She said ready to throw it at me.
“Haha. Very funny. Who the hell d!es just by getting hit by a slippers?” I mocked her.
Ivy looked at her slippers and then at me.
” Don’t underestimate the power of my slippers” She said and threw it at me with ful force.
Before I could move away the slippers hit me hærd on my chest.
“Ouch” I whined rubbing my chest.
” You are insane” I said bitterly.
“Think about marrying a second time and I will slaughter you right there” She said with gritted teeth.
“I won’t think”
“That is like my boy”
“I will directly do it” I said determinedly.
Ivy’s jaw dropped to the ground.
” You lost all the rights to live. Now face my wrath” She said picking another slipper from the floor.
“Ivy I am telling you don’t do this” I said refraining her.
“I will do. Stop me if you can” She said aiming at me.
I ran to the other side hiding behind the sofa and her slipper hit the sofa.
She took it again and threw in my direction.
I sat down and slipper fell on the floor after hiting the wall.
“Ha ha ha ha” I laughed mocking her.
She glared at me and again threw it in my direction.
This time it again came back without touching him.
This continued until our room looked like a zombie house.
“Frederick” Ivy called out suddenly grazing at her imaginary beard.
“What?”
“Which graveyard do you like?”
” Why?” I asked confuse.
“Because today when I will kill you the least I can do for you is to bury you in your favourite graveyard. You know everyone has some wishes you surely need to habe yours. So tell me, I will make sure…”
She kept on blabbering while I slipped down on the floor taking my head in my palms listening to her super idiotic “Favourite Graveyard Speech”.
“You know what Ivy” I said when my control went beyond limits.
“What?” She said stopping in mid of her blabbering .
“I have seen numerous idiot…but…Still no one can beat you” I said shaking my head in disbelief.
” You are right no one can beat me” She patted her shoulder with her slipper proudly.
“Wait what” She shouted as soon as realization hit her.
“What the hell did you just say?” She shouted.
“I stated the most obvious thing” I said getting up.
“You deserve the second one too” With this she threw her slipper which hit my on shoulder.
“Ivy!” Just then we heard a scre-m behind us.
“Mother” Ivy’s mouth went dry.
“What is this? What am Iseeing?” She said with disbelief evident in her voice.
“Ughmm.. Eh…actually..” Ivy said scratching the back of her neck.
“Did you just hit him?” Mother said with wide eyes.
Ivy shoke her head while I nodded.
Chapter 65
Frederick
Ivy turned towards me and glared at me.
” Look, mother she is still glaring at me.” I said innocently.
” What was happening here? And why is your room looking as if dogs and donkeys just left it after having a party?” Mother asked sternly.
“Dogs?”
“Donkeys?”
I and Ivy both looked at each other with strange confusing expressions.
“What is with them?” I asked
“Why dogs and donkeys and not cats and rats??” Ivy said.
“Yeah actually” I also looked at my mother who was with the same confusing expression as ivy.
“Because only such animals make the place this much uncivilized” mother said pointing at our surroundings.
Hearing upon this I and Ivy both looked at each other with pur jaws touching the ground.
“What exactly were you both doing?”
“Mother actually..we…” Ivy was searching for the right words while I smirked standing behind mother.
“She was hitting me with slippers.”
“Ivy?” Mom looked at Ivy in disbelief.
“Mom, he was going to do a second marriage.”
“So what? He has the money to take care of 10 women!” Mother said casually.
“Yeyyy!!” I whistled.
“No, I will k!ll him if he even thinks of it. He is mine and only mine. All rights reserved! No copy right infringement. No plagiarism” Ivy glared at me declaring.
For a moment I smiled genuinely in my head at her possession but another moment I was back again to my teasing self.
“Yeah yeah going to me kill with this her tiny mini slippers..” I laughed mocking her while joining her forefinger with my thumb in air the demonstrating the size of her slippers.
“I told you already that you don’t even know the power of my slippers. They can surely beat the sh*t out of someone.. ”
Ivy quickly put her palm on her mouth when her eyes landed on mom who was ready to faint listening to our shameless conversation.
“Ivy, follow me”
After some moments of silence mother said stepping out of room.
Ivy facepalmed herself while following her like a lost puppy.
“Go, go. Now you will get a lecture” I said with an evil grin.
“You look like a conspirator phopho who smirks after breaking fire and spreading conspiracies in others house” Ivy said rolling her eyes and left the room.
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☺AUTHORESS PAMELA☺
Ronald just came back to home.
He was walking to his room spinning his car keys in his fingers when he saw something in the sofa.
“What is this?” He marched towards sofa.
His eyes went wide when he saw Ivy laying in the sofa in a way that her head was in a sitting place while her legs were arranging in a crown.
“Ivy” He said putting his hand on his chest dramatically.
Ivy opened her eyes and sat on sofa humanly.
“What is that?” He asked sitting beside her.
“What?” Ivy asked while pouring Coke in her glass.
“Why are you laying like a drunk man?”
“My life, My choice”
She said sipping the last drop of the cold drink from glass and filled it again.
Chapter 66
IVY
“All okay but why are you drinking this much?” Ronald asked while raising a brow.
“Today your bestie, will drink till two a.m” I said seriously.
Ronald’s mouth fell opened.
“Oooo oooo stop your low-price drama! It is not even alcohol just coke.” He said taking the glass from my hand.
“Low-price acting? What did you say? Low-price?” I said dramatically with puppy eyes.
Ronald shoke his head in disbelief.
“Which flop movie have you seen here?”
“There is no big theatre in this universe as our house.” I said rolling my eyes.
“Let me guess, Someone made you angry” he said.
I nodded ready to cry.
“Who?”
“Actually…..”
I narrated everything to him.
” And then, mother lectured me for almost fours hours for hiting my jerk husband who deserves to be beaten like a minced meat” I said glaring at the ceiling.
Ronald who was controlling his laugh for a while burst into tears while laughing.
I glared at him.
“Sorry sorry… but you aren’t so innocent yourself. I already knew that you are a single battery with double power.” He said between laughter.
I took a another glass of cold drink.
“Atleast leave some for me. I wasted this much precious minutes listening your nonsense stuff” He said composing himself and grinning innocently.
“Get lost from here and don’t spoil my act or else I will spoil your this face” I said blankly.
“Me?” Ronald put his palm on his chest.
I just rolled my eyes and kicked him making him fall from the sofa.
“I am dead” Ronald whined as soon as his butt made contact with the hærd floor.
I bent my head as thanking him in japanese style and winked at him who was sitting on the floor with his arms folded on his chest while glaring at me.
“what should I do with that your beautiful mouth” I sang looking at him from the corners of my eyes.
*——–TO BE CONTINUED———-*