Professional S£x Maker Episode 15 – 16
Professional s€× Maker Episode 15
The following day, mr. kasho and I had to go back to Ibadan. I explained it for my uncle that it is all for good, that I would be back in two days to come. The journey I thought would not take me more than two days later took me a week and yet, I still could not finish with the wh0le drama. This is how it happens; we firstly went to the house of divination man for enquiry. The man is living in Moniya in Ibadan. We had to drop-by since we passed through Niger, Kwara and connected it to Ogbomosho and down to Oyo and finally to Ibadan. It was getting late though, but the man still gave us audience, considering the place we were coming from. When we reached the man house, this conversation ensured:
Mr. kasho:*****speaking in Yoruba dialect***** a go o’nile oooo (meaning; peace be unto those in house)
Old man:******replying in the same dialect***** a go ya ooo(meaning; peace be unto you too ooo)
*********we sat down on the mart, directly opposite the old man*******
Mr. kasho;****start explaining*** I have tried to look for the lady you order me and to tell you that gods of divination (awon iru mon le) are right behind me. I was able to find the boy who knew the girl so much and who could help me to connect the jig-shawl purse in my way.
Old man:***shaking the hairy tail like rod in his hand*** awon iru mon a gbe ooo(meaning; gods of divination will be of a lot support to you) ****turn to mr. kasho*** don’t forget that the life of this boy right in front of both me and you is the solution to your own problem. Has he said he would help you to find the lady?
Mr. kasho: yes baba!!
Me:****surprised to hear how I and kasho’s life is connected***
Mr, kasho:****continuing**** but himself is having hærd time right now. That is why we decide to pass your side and find solution with the problem him as well is facing. With that in my, we will be able to use a stone to kill two birds.
Old man:****opened the white clothe before him, brought out the cowries in,side it and stretched his hand before me **** da owo re de, ara’kunrin (meaning; place you hand on them, young man)
Me:*****I placed my palms on them*****
Old man:*****dropped cowries on the clothe and started reciting incantation****** ti won ba yo tan, iwa ibaje ni won wu. Ma je nibe, ma je nibe, lon s’oko dudu ati pupa. Adifa fun orunmila ni gba ti o difa fun won ni ilu oju mi okuro. Orunmila wipe omo te bi yi, aja ti gbe ido re je. Omo tebi yi, oni mon ko……. SIGH!!!! (Meaning: when they get belle full, they will start displaying bad habit. Giving the same consent to orunmila(god of divination) when he was giving a message to the land of “my eyes no comot there.” God of divination said this child you gave birth to is a subject of Kittycat hunger, this child you gave birth to is a product of tore c-ndom…SIGH!!!!)
Mr. kasho: ***asking****hope it is not hærd baba?
Old man: the case of this young man is huge!!!!
Me:******scared******
Mr. kasho: what can we now do baba?
Old man: do you have a father???
Me: no sir!
Old man: what of mother?
Me: I don’t have that also as well….
Old man:********haaaaa****** oro re oni gbo ti n’kan kan ninu won o’bawa ibi bayi ooooo(you life won’t have solution if anyone of them cannot come here now oooo)
Me:****scre-ming**** HAAAAAAAAA!!!!! baba please don’t do that ***started pleading***
Mr. kasho: baba please!!! His father died when he was young. And for his mother, he doesn’t even know how she looks like…
Old man: what happen to your mother?
Me: ****pleading and sobbing***** she died before I was born
Old man: then who raised you?
Me: I was raised by my stepmother.
Old man: then, go and bring her right now. You have only 24 hours left before you died with the subject of Kittycat hunger you put yourself in. if you want to live. You and your stepmother must be here before that time unless you will die oo…
Me*******scre-ming******* haaaaaaaaaaaa…please! baba I don’t want to die now ooo….
*****Stood up and started ruing out of old man place, while mr. kasho followed from behind****aja four*** stepmom here I come!!!!
Episode 16
When I was young, especially when I was in secondary school, so whenever we vacated from school and I eventually came to home I would say I like my dad in front of my dad and when I was at school I did say I like my mom in front of my friends due to the missing lingering in my heart. But I liked my stepmother in my heart. Because she raised me in the absence of mom and after dad left, she was still continued and never stopped.
Our past usually shape our future. Whether we like it or even if we don’t, things are bound to happen. Earthlings call it fate!
Could my s€×scapade and life ordeal be a fate???? Only God can tell!!!
After more explanation and pressure of imminent death within the rate of twenty-four hours, and with the help of a man called mr. kasho who shown more caring than those who my living concern, who by any chance making an effort for him to have a green light over his life. Stepmom followed us the following day. We sat quietly until it comes to our turn to see old man. The man called us in and misery continuing to unveil;
************OLD MAN CALLED US IN**********
Old man:******welcoming us***** ifa olokun asoro dayo a gbe yin(meaning; the god of divination who turns bad to good will be of a lot support to you all)
We echoed; thanks you sir. We found our sit and the man begins consultation of divination again;
Old man: ifa olokun asoro da yo mo pe o, iwo lawo awa logberi (meaning: the god of divination who shape the life of human for good I call on you. you are the all-known and we are the clueless.
****After appraisal of god of divination*******
Old man: ****turn to mummy**** madam, good day!!!
Stepmum: ****answered*** good day sir!
Old man: what type of relationsh¡p do you have with this young man****pointing at me******
Stepmum: I am a mother to him….
Old man: where you there when he was born?
Stepmum: yes baba!!!
Old man: can you remember where did he do the circ-mcision?
Stepmum: yes…. We did it at hospital where he was born.
Old man: where is his Joystick-cover?
Stepmum:******surprised***** haaaaaa…. it is hospital that got rid of it.
Old man: ****shout*** na dog chop his Joystick cover oooo
*****mr. kasho, stepmom and I scre-med; haaaaaaaaaaaa baba!!!********
*****in Yoruba culture, they believe if dog should eat the top layer of female or male genital part removing through circ-mcision. He or she would be a subject of Kittycat hungrier and would be looking for bleeping, because he wouldn’t have control over his or her libido*****
Old man: and that is how he will continue to look for bleeping!!!!
Stepmum: ****start pleading**** baba, please helps us out. Please baba I take god of divination to beg you. Please ooooo…
Old man: there is only one way. And before that, who is the woman that owns him something.
Stepmum: own him something?****turned to me*** who owns you something?
Me: ****looked confuse**** I don’t know!!!
Old man: ****checking the cowries*** may be the person owns you a wh0le human. Or your wife is currently pregnant???
Me:****still confused*** I don’t understand!!!
Stepmum: haaaaaa… baba!! It is ibidun.
Old man: ****turned to me*****is she in your house?
Me****shake my head*** nooooooo….
Old man: haaaaaaaaaaa…. Iwo omo yiiii****this young boy****
Me:********scared********
Old man: this is the woman that is destiny for you. If you miss her, you wouldn’t be to make it again. Even, if you live this place to white people country…
Me:******socked****** haaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Temi bami…
Mr. kasho: ****he has been remain quite all the while but after heard that, he was also shocked**** please baba, what to do?
Stepmum: ****started pleading**** baba, I take god of divination to beg you. Please, what can we do?
Old man: ****picked the cowries on ground***
Let consult god of divination!!!! ***after through with consultation*** first, I will prepared a soap of deliverance for him. ****turned to stepmom*** he would be bathed by you since you are the mother to him.
****both me and stepmom looked at each other***
Stepmum:****cracking voice**** you mean I will bath the grown boy like him?
Old man:****clear his throat**** yes, or you want him to be moving while still looking for more Kittycat to devour like a hungry dog, until it turn to you too one day?
Me: *****shocked*** haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Temi wa bami ba yi…..
Stepmum: *****she quickly obliges*** haaaaa… baba!!! I will do it.
Old man: that one apart, and concern his destiny to be a man worth rely to take care of himself and family, he must go back to the woman he has abandoned and make sure he marries her. Unless, he would be able to feed himself let alone talk of feeding family. Because, that girl is belong to caucus of white-witchcrafts and ****turned to me*** the more she is feeling remorse towards you the more your life will be more miserable.
Me; ****turned to stepmom**** please help me find ibidun…. Please!
Stepmom:*******sigh******
Old man: You must find her and marry her oooo…. Unless, kese kese lori yi, kasa kasa n’bo*****na small you saw, biggest is still coming**** comeback tomorrow to collect the deliverance soap and make sure you mummy bath you exactly 1:00am in the mid-night!
****we left the old man’s place and I was fill with mix-feeling. Feeling of being bath by stepmom was not even something to write home about, but the feeling of ibidun and my future who looks blunt without her. How will I survive it?**
Tbc