Warri boy in London episode 8 – 9

😂😎Warri Boy in London😜🙄

( 🤦Warri no dey carry last 😋)

Written by Uche Lawrence 😍

🤣Chapter 8 🤣

Uncle Efe’s pov

“You’re dead today Enita!! Really dead. Who sent you? God! What will be going on this woman’s mins now.” I snapped, after reading the silly message Enita sent to her.

Yeah. I really love Bella but confessing my feelings for her now is way too fast.

“Uncle, you said you’re shy to confess your feelings to her through message what if you guys do face to face talk, you will be blushing and nearly pee like a year old baby.” He snorted with laughter.

Seriously?

“Wait! Am sure she has seen the message, let wait for her reply.” Enita added, with a chuckle.

Enita has really killed me.

My phone beeped and my heart skipped a beat. I was just too nervous to read the message sent.

Finally, I got to read it. Out to Enita’s hearing.

“Efe, I never knew you had feelings for me. I thought we are mere friends. Truth be told, I have feelings for you too. And I will be happy to be your woman forever. I love you.” I read, smiling at the love sticker she sent to me.

Should I leap for joy or what? I wasn’t ready for this. Enita caused this. Though I really need a wife now.

I need to have kids who will call me father.

“Uncle, uncle, you see. I was right, she has feelings for you. Oya, salute me like that?” He said and I hit him playfully.

“Uncle don’t kill me for my mama and papa. When is the woman coming self? Or I should help you ask her again?” He grinned, and that made me threw a glare at him.

“If I slap you, you will see zebra with two heads.” I huffed and walk to my room.

Enita’s pov

I sat down on the couch with a grunt, I took my phone and my l-ips stretched into a smile when I saw Mimi’s phone number.

“Sugar are you asleep? By this time of the day? I know the house is boring for you. Should I come and visit you there?” I typed a message and sent it to her.

I expected her not to reply quickly. Am getting in her nerves. Whatever.

My phone vibrated and I read the message that came in. “I don’t need you around, it gonna make it more boring. Don’t disturb me with your silly messages” She replied and I scoff.

“Sugar, am not disturbing you. Shey be you’re my sugar, am expecting you in my hospital tomorrow.”

“Arrgggh! Really going to see that ugly face of yours. Did you know you’re ugly?” I read and o squeezed my face.

Really? Me that is the most handsome boy in my community. In the wh0le Warri, Nigeria.

“Even with that ugly face of mine, I still k-ssed you with my l-ips. Our face staring at each other. Remember?” I answered.

“You’re so silly Enita, don’t try nonsense with me. That burnt l-ips of yours.”

“Burnt l-ips ke? This l-ips is made in heaven. Original l-ips. Not fake, not photocopy l-ips. Honey l-ips. Is this pink l-ips you’re calling burnt? Don’t say it again.” I read the message over again and cackle before sending it to her.

She didn’t reply the message for hours and I dropped the phone. Eagerly waiting for her reply.

………………………………………..

Next day… 🌟

I woke,yawned and noticed that I was on the couch with my beside me. Can’t believe I slept in the living room.

I got up and walk to my room to get ready for today’s activities. Especially meeting Miss sugar.

Really gonna disturb the daylight of her.

I took my bath so quick and wore a new navy blue suit and a black trouser with a black shoe. No tie.

I combed my hair, took my phone and the damn suitcase that looks like a small coffin. I hate the suitcase, I don’t know why uncle had to buy it for me.

I don’t even know what to put in,side. I dropped it back and took it again then finally drop it. It of no use.

I took a quick look at the mirror before going out. My uncle was in kitchen but I guess I can’t have breakfast now.

I want to be the first person to reach the hospital so they will…..They will what self? 🤔

Whatever!!

I got into the car that was given to me. And am really a good driver. I don’t need to tell you how I knew how to drive.

I drove the car out of the compound to the highway. I was maintaining the speed limit. Then, there’s this one hell of a traffic again.

Arrghh… Whenever I have plans, sure It must get ruined.

Suddenly, I heard a big bang at the back of my car. Someone had hit his/her car with mine.

Holy moly!!

I got down and walk to the car, it was just a little scratch. Thank God but the person who hit the car should have come out.

I looked through the glass screen and saw a man or let me say a boy. Not really a boy though. Actually, in his 20s or so.

“You won’t come and apologize for hitting my car?” I yelled.

There’s still traffic. And if not because of this damn traffic, this wouldn’t have happened.

Finally, the jerk came out and my jaw dropped.

Is this human or what? I think he’s an animal.

Sure he is.

How can someone wear rags and call it clothes. Even vultures and ostriches are better than him. Far far.

“What do youuuu wanttt? Money? I will give youuuu” He said, and blew the bubble gum in his mouth.

Thunder fire you there. See me see trouble oo. See who’s talking like he haven’t eaten two weeks.

“You hit my car and didn’t even come out to apologize and you’re here saying *Youu wanntt money?* as if I begged you for money.” I fired and fold my arms to my chest.

He starts speaking what I can’t understand. His language I think.

“Hope he’s not saying incantation now? Someone should help me. Later they will say Enita have come again oo” I said, silently.

He was still talking, guys this boy here can rap for his country. Still talking, I eyed him and keep nodding.

I couldn’t talk it anymore.

“Abeg stop!!!! This one that you’re rapping like you drank hot water, see am not here for play play oo. Say sorry and I will leave you” I growled and he continued talking rubbish again.

😂Ahhh, I said someone should help me.

“Ahh! Stop nah! In fact, whatever you say, back to sender. I said you should stop but you carry on with that incantation of yours.

If I slap you ehh, you will see lion with chicken legs. Your incantation will not work on me oo.

Go and call your people and tell them you’ve meet the king of….” I paused.

King of what self? 🤔

“Oga oyibo, just say sorry. This language of yours is freaking me out. Really freaking me out. You don’t understand English right?” O asked.

“I don’t know Englishhh,You do notttt know Frenchhhhh?” He drawled.

I sigh and faced him. “Is that French that will kill you fool. I don’t have time for you. Say S.O.R.R.Y and I will leave you. If you don’t, we will die here today whether people like it or not” I ignored his rantings.

“Sorryyy?” It came like a question and I nodded.

“Say sorry” I demonstrated using my hand to describe it. That he should say that.

“Ohh sorryyyy. Yeah, yeah.” That one isn’t my concern again.

Thank God, he already said sorry, now I can rest and move my car. The traffic is over.

I just pray I won’t get to work late.

😏Chapter 9 😏

Enita’s pov

I got to my place of work and parked my car in the garage and came down from the car.

It’s better, no one should look for my trouble. Am still angry at that idiot that was speaking incantations.

I walk in the hallway to my office, I wore the lab coat and my stethoscope on my neck and went out again.

I got to each ward to check on the patients in there. And I was happy they are recovering.

I saw a familiar figure at the entrance of a ward opposite where I was staying. My eyes beamed when I saw who it was.

Am not angry anymore. Not when have seen sugar. I took a quick glance at the patient behind me and walk out.

I was smiling like someone that just got initiated into witchcraft. Just I was about calling her. I heard my name.

Enemy of progress. They followed me here to London again. They came in form of a white man and dressed like a doctor.

I turned and saw the doctor, he was with a straight face, no smiling. Am sure the patients will surely be afraid of him.

“Yes, how may I help you?” I gro-ned.

My eyes caught with Mimi’s and she rolled her eyes while I grinned and at the same time gro-ned when I saw that it was this doctor that spoilt everything.

“Hmm… A surgery is about to take place in the next one hour and you will be the one assisting me with some few nurses.” He answered.

“Oh! Am coming, I just need to see someone, I will be quick.” I replied and turned but the devil called me back.

“You need to get ready before that hour!” He snapped at me and I turned to him.

“Do you have to yell? Okay, fine I will be there before that hour. I just need to see someone.” I said, sharply.

He’s getting on my nerves. He doesn’t want me to see sugar. I won’t waste time to kick that small carrot between his legs.

“Must you see Mimi? You’re not allowed to see or even call anyone, an hour to a surgery. That’s the rule.

You should have done that before. So let’s go. I will go call the nurses.” He replied, rudely.

“You want to go call the nurses. I thought you forgot about the rule you just delivered to me seconds ago. You aren’t calling any nurses.

You should have done that before. If you have to call the nurses then I need to see Mimi. Good bye.” I jerk his hand from mine and walk away.

He’s not serious at all.

“Wait, the surgery is taking place in theatre room 3. And this question I really need to ask. Who are you to Mimi?” He asked.

I chuckled and answered. “You wanna know? She’s my girlfriend, so stay away from her. Meet you at the theatre room.” I replied, hoarsely.

She’s my girlfriend? What the heck?

I got to the ward Mimi entered and saw him checking a boy up. She changed his drip. She was always putting on a smiling face.

I sighed and went in,side fully. I tapped her so she could notice me. She flinched and turned but her face turned into a frown immediately.

“Must you follow me here? as you can see, am working. Let me concentrate please.” She rolled her eyes.

“Just gonna help you with the boy. And yes, who’s that doctor that was all over outside. I told him I wanted to see you but he was angry. Are you sure he doesn’t have feelings for you?” I asked and her eyes w¡dened.

“Feelings? Are you talking about doctor Nelson? Cause me and him were transferred here today. And am confused with what you are saying” Her face look puzzled.

“Don’t worry, I already told him am your boyfriend and he should stay away from you. I want to be the only boy around you.” I pouted.

“Seriously Enita, you’ve killed me. When did we start dating? You know I can’t date you. You aren’t my type of man. Just get lost!” She snarled and storm out of the ward.

I shrugged and followed her out too. I just don’t want anyone around her. Especially, some crazy idiots like that doctor Nelson or what’s his name.

………………………

I left Mimi alone and got to the theatre room where the surgery I going to take place.

I entered, no one was in yet. You see, am even the early bird here. Few minutes, some nurses came him and stared at me with no expression before placing the surgery tools on the table.

Soon, they were mumbling. “He’s African but he’s still cute anyway.” I heard one say.

I smiled at the compliment and they wowed.

“OMG! He’s cute when smiling!” Another whispers to the other.

The devil came in and the surgery started. He kept glancing at me and I keep glaring at him back.

His head like crayfish.

“Can you face what you’re doing and stop staring at me please? Or you want the patient to die?” I retorted.

He gulped and nodded. Now I see, he’s been giving me that look since I told to him about Mimi been my girlfriend.

Yeah. Mimi is my Girl – friend. We aren’t dating.

The surgery was about a little girl who swallowed a pin and had it hooked on her lungs.

It wasn’t easy but we tried our best to make remove the pin and make her stay alive. Fortunately, we were able to.

I removed the gloves and washed my hands. I cleaned them with a napkin and turned to leave the room.

Once again, the devil called me back.

“Are you guys dating for long now or you just started?” The question was rhetorical to me.

A question I can’t answer. Of course, I can answer it but I don’t answer stupid questions.

“We’ve been dating fifteen years. Yes, fifteen. A long relationsh¡p. Do you have feelings for her?”

“Me? Hell no! I don’t” He answered and I nodded.

Good.

“okay, I need to go now. See you later, doctor Nelson.” I waved and quicken my steps.

My direction is to sir McDonalds’ office. Yes. To confirm the stupid rules doctor Nelson gave me.

I knocked on the door and entered when I was asked to.

“Good morning sir.” I greeted.

He raised his head and beamed when he saw me. Wow! It like he love seeing me.

“Good morning Eni…” He didn’t know my name properly.

“Enita sir, I came ask if one of this rules is in the rules and regulations of this hospital. You have a surgery to take care of, must you be there an hour to the time it what?” I asked.

“Well no, who said that? Cause the only rule I set about surgeries is; you mustn’t get there late.

You must be there at the right time. I didn’t say you should be there an hour to the time. You can do that, if it pleases you.” He answered.

You see. You get to know when your enemy is at work.

“Thank you sir, that’s the question I wanted to ask.” I bowed and he shook his head.

I was still grinning when I saw Mimi again. I always see her anywhere. Abi she’s a spirit?

Story for the gods.

“Sugar” I called and she turned.

Hmm. She already knows her nickname.

“What is it?” She spoke harshly.

I stared at her perfect l-ips.

“Calm down, your l-ips is driving me crazy today. Can I.. k-ss it?” I smiled at my silliness.

“What?! You dare not! That burnt l-ips of yours, I don’t wanna make it touch mine.” She fumed.

“How about you taste how sweet a burnt l-ips can be?” I said, bringing my head closer.

Ain’t I stupid? Trying to k-ss someone in the hospital. Worst part, outside Sir McDonalds’ office.

“Enita, don’t even try that. Don’t…. ” I cut her off.

“Shh! Let Enita do his work now? Is not like the l-ips will remove from your mouth. Let me do my work, now concentrate”

“Enita! We are in Sir…..” I shut her up with the k-ss I was eagerly waiting to share with her.

My body system was turned on in excitement. She should just shut up and let doctor Enita do his work.

Surprisingly, she responded. We k-ssed like never. I feel something different when I k-ssed her.

Everything changed. New feeling in me.

“Wow! k-ssing outside my office? Incredible!” I heard and stopped the k-ss.

Sir McDonalds! I have die 😂

“Sir, I was just trying to run a test on her l-ips to check if it had any problem but I can see is okay now. Perfectly okay.” I replied.

“Ohh! Enita in my office! Now!” He ordered.

Guys, how much are they selling coffin. I need one. Am not too tall nor too fat. A cheaper one please.

TBC………