A hire fiance episode 2

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HIRE💦💦

🥰 FIANCE 🥰

✨✨SHORT r0manCE ✨✨

✍🏽 AUTHORESS SANDY ✍🏽

📚 EPISODES TWO📚

“Am feeling feverish!
Ken said.

The lady looked at him from head to toe with so much confusion wondering if he is mad or while Ken stood there with his heart battling with so much fear waiting to see the outcome of it, she later became so upset with his statement.

“You said what? You are feeling feverish! Did I look like a Doctor to you or what? What sort of rubbish is this?
She shouted angrily.

“Am so..rr…y pl…ea…se don’t be an….gry”
He apologized in stammering.

Richy saw what happened and rushed to them immediately,
“Hey! Am so sorry for my friend’s behavior,you know he is like that,always trying to crack jokes on people as a comedian he is”
He said.

“Then you have to caution your friend not everybody he sees he will start cracking a silly joke on them,if he want to entertain people with his joke he should better go for a concert, rubbish!
She shouted angrily.

“Please forgive his manners”
Richy apologized again as they went back to their sits.
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“Oh boy nah wetin dey do you self? that drama wan you play nah wetin them dey call am? I told you to go toast babe and you went and told her you are feeling feverish”
Richy shouted being so disappointed at him.

“Don’t shout at me Richy! I simply told you that I can’t do it but you refused to listen rather you forced me to it so what did you expect me to say to the girl?
Ken shouted back at him.

“Ken your life na serious matter,you see this your life I go rearrange am for you,which kind man wan you be self?

“Richy I like the way am living my life,it’s not must that I will have a girlfriend”
He said.

“Oh yes! it is must,how can a handsome guy like you still be a v-rgin and will not know how to toast a babe,where you dey carry the v-rginity dey go?
He sounded.

“Am taking it to heaven”
He sounded with laughs.

He laughed and threw a cushion on him,
“You dey mad! you no well at all,you see this your life I must change it for you”

“Thank you but no thanks,I don’t want to be like you okay,let me go in,side and shower”
He said and climbed upstairs to his room.

“You must be like me whether you like it or not”
He shouted to his hearing.

Richy sat on the couch,he laughed as he remembered Ken”s funny behavior,
“Am feeling feverish! this guy will not kill me oo!

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Rosy was crossing checking some files on her system and a knock came from outside,
“Yes! Who is there? Hold on am coming”
She went to get the door.

She opened the door and shouted,
“What are you doing here Nelly?

“Don’t tell me you are still angry with me over a little issue?
She asked and walked in.

“You called that a little issue? as for me it means something big to me”

“C’mon Rosy let forget about that okay,I didn’t mean all I said okay,look I brought pizza for you”
She said.

“Oh I see! You brought pizza to bribe me into forgiving you,it won’t work am not interested you can go with your pizza”
She sounded being so mean.

“Like seriously Rosy! You don’t want this pizza,I also came with Delight your favourite wine to go with the pizza”
She said showing her the wine.

“”You can’t bribe me,you may go”
She said pointing at the door.

Nelly stood up and said,
“Okay,since you don’t want the pizza with the wine I will go then,see you tomorrow at the office”

Just about to leave Rosy said to her,
“Where did you think you are taking the pizza to?

“To my house of course!
She sounded.

“Bring that pizza back here,how you bring pizza to my house and you are taking it back?

She smiled and said,
“I thought you said you are not interested?

She smiled and said,
“You knew I was joking,how could I turn down pizza my favorite?

Nelly laughed and said,
“I knew you were doing shakara for me”

Rosy laughed and said,
“You have finally pleased my heart right but you know you really hurt my feelings with those words”

“Am sorry,it was a sip of tongue and I wasn’t on my right sense when I said it”

“It’s okay,go and get the glasses for the wine”

Nelly dropped the pizza and the wine on the table,
“Are you still working on the project?

“Nope! Am done,I was crossing checking some files”

“Okay”
She brought the glasses as they started drinking and enjoying themselves with the pizza.

Rosy’s phone rang it was her mother,
“Mother again”
She sounded with a frowning face.

Nelly laughed and asked,
“You don’t want to pick mother’s call again?

“What’s the point of picking her call when I already know what the call is about besides I don’t have strength to talk about the same topic”
She said still frowning.

“Abeg pick the poor woman’s phone”
She said given her the phone.

📞 Good evening Mother!
she greeted.

📞 So you have finally picked my call eeeeeh Rose?

📞 I have been busy mother”

📞 So busy that you can’t answer your mother’s call or even call her”

📞 Am sorry mother,it won’t happen again”

📞 Better not happen again,I hope you know the reason why I called?

📞 Yes mother”

📞 So when am I meeting him?

Rosy shooked her head and said,
📞 Very soon mother”

Nelly giggled over her response.

📞 Very soon! Very soon! that’s what you keep on saying,when is that soon? it seems I have to get you a man,a responsible,loving and caring man since you don’t bring a man home”
She sounded being so serious on the phone.

Rosy and Nelly bursted out with laughter,
📞 Like seriously mother! Get me a man”
She laughed out so loud.

📞 Is not a laughing matter,am being busy here since you don’t want to introduce one to me so I have to get you a man”

📞 Mom we are in the digital world I mean in the 2022 and no longer in the 90’s in the olden days where parents bring in a spouse to their daughter”
She said.

📞 If you don’t want to experience the older way of marriage as you said you better bring a man home or don’t you want me to carry my grandchildren? four months now you will turn to thirty,do you want to be expired maiden? God forbid! that’s not what I want from my daughter,Nelly help me and help your friend in searching a husband let her be married like you”
She said.

Nelly replied to her since the phone was on loudspeaker,
📞 Don’t worry mother Rosy will find her own man”

📞 Please let her know how important it for her to get marry”

📞 I will mother,she will soon grant you your wish”

📞 Rosy am giving you ending of this month to introduce a man to me if you did not do so get ready to meet your husband”

📞 I have heard you mother”

📞Not only hearing and you will not do it,am very serious in bringing a husband for you,Nelly talk to your friend ooo”

Nelly smiled and said,
📞 I will talk to her mother”

📞 I will call you tomorrow and not when I call you will ignore my call”

📞Okay mother,bye take care I love you”
She said and ended up the call.

Nelly laughed and laughed,
“I will bring you a husband,mother is really a drama queen”
She laughed again.

Rosy laughed and said,
“My mother thought we are still in the 90’s”

“Rose your mother will definitely bring a husband for you when you don’t have a boyfriend talk more of a fiance”

“Forget that,mother didn’t mean what she said,she said that just to scared me off”

“Who say she is not being serious? considering how desperate mother is she is more than serious so girlfriend you better start getting yourself a man unless you want the one your mother will bring for you”
she said.

“Bringing a man for me will be a waste of time to her because I will definitely not accept him”

“Then give Frank a chance,that dude truly loves you”

“Nelly you have come again with this Frank thing”
She sounded.

“Oh yes! Frank is the only man asking you out for a every long time now and remember your mother gave you ending of this month so if you don’t want any embarrassment from her you better give Frank a chance”

“I can’t date that guy,I don’t love him how many times I will say that even if he is the only man on earth i will still not marry him it is better I remain unmarry or better of becoming a Reverend sister”
She said.

“I don’t know why you so much hate Frank as if he has done something bad to you in the past?

“I did not hate him rather I did not like him”

“You did not like him because of the way he dress,the way he smiles and his uglyness”

“See Nelly I don’t like his personality at all especially his look and the way he smiles often,I need a man of my taste not a man that will love me because of my money,a man I will fell in love with a man I will have a strong connection with,I need to feel the passion of love and not jumping into marriage because mother want me to marry”
She said.

“I understand your past relationsh¡ps brought nothing but hurts to you but am still saying you should give Frank a chance to get to know him who knows he meant have the quality you need in a man”

” I have told you that Frank is not my taste I did not see the quality I need a man in him you know what enough of this Frank Frank all the time if you don’t want to upset me”
She sounded.

“Okay ooo! Let me keep my mouth shut to avoid offending her royal majesty”

She smiled and said,
“Better for you”

Nelly changed the topic to the funny thing that happened at the office last week.

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Richy brought a glass of alcohol and kept it on the table,
“Our first teaching is to teach you on how to drink alcohol”

“Am not drinking that ooo”
Ken sounded.

“You must drink it ooo! Not when we go out to drink you will be drinking juice like a kid that’s so embarrassing If you don’t know”

“That’s the way I was brought, remember my late father was a Catholic Priest so I was not brought with this kind of life”

“Then I have to re-brought you so have a stout of this”
He said giving him the glass of alcohol.

“What’s the alcohol percentage?

“Is not much,60 percentage”

“60 percentage! And you want me to drink it,am not taking this Richy”

“Wetin dey worry you self? Be a man and drink this and stop behaving like a kid infact a weakly”
He shouted.

He stared at the drink for over twenty seconds,he closed his eyes,
“Drink it at once”
He said.

He shouted,”Oh no! What a hell Is this?

He started coughing uncontrollable,he rushed to the toilet immediately he started vomiting out the alcohol in his system.

Richy laughed and teased him,
“See how you dey behave like small pinkin”

Ken came out and shouted,
“I will not drink this rubbish again,did you want to kill me with this?
He coughed out.

Richy laughed and said,
“You see why I say you dey behave like small pinkin so for your mind na you think say this thing you drink now fit kill you”

“See Richy I will not this again,Is not suitable for my health”

“You must learn how to drink it ooo,you must not be embarrassing me when we go out to drink”

“I have told you that I was not brought up with that life of yours and also love the way am living my life I don’t need any amendment from you”

“Bros you dey lie ooo,this your life need serious amendment oo”

“Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!I don’t want to amend my life”
He said and walked to the kitchen Richy followed him.

“Whether you like it or not as far say you dey under my roof I go make you a real man teach you how to knack a babe,you know say e dey sweet nah”
He laughed.

“Don’t worry once you learn how to knack you see na enjoyment upon enjoyment”
He said,always naughty all the time.

“Okay I have heard you,I need to relax and cook”
He said since he is already fade up with his talk.

“Oya nah,may I go give one of my babies a call may she come warm my bed tonight”
He said and left the kitchen.

Ken shooked his head and said,
“Richy will never change at all and he want lure me into this his life style,it will not work for him”

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Ken and Richy came down from the car and just about to walk in,side the restaurant a beautiful s-×y lady with a curving body passed them.

Richy stared at her ash and shouted,
“Oh my gosh! Omo see ash! this babe dey overload ooo and she go sweet for bed ooo,Ken see that ash na the kind ash wan I dey like ride that ash na engine machine”

Ken laughed and said,
“Richy one day something under the skirt will kill you”

“I no mind if that ash kill me may I die in,side,you know what”
He tapped him on the shoulder.

“What is it?

“I want you to have that babe tonight”

“Me have her! No thank you”
He said with smiles.

“Wetin you mean by no thank you? Abeg go get that babe,you know say na that kind babe fit service you well for bed”

“No I don’t want or have you forgotten what happened to me the last time I was trying to flirt with a girl?
He said.

“Nothing will happen besides you are the one that caused it had it been you didn’t behaved so stupidly and childish that babe wouldn’t have shouted at you”

“You see this time that babe will follow you home tonight,let me tell you how will get her”

“See Richy I don’t want that your sweet tips again”

“Bro listen to me first,once you tell this three sweet tips you will see how she will like you and jump in your arms,listen very careful number one,
1: If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?

2: Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

3:Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

“That’s so bad,how can I tell a girl I just met with this bad things”

“Who say they are bad? they are not bad it’s call flirt words so go and tell her that you will see how she will fall for you,you know girls like sweet words”
He said.

Ken agreed to go and meet the girl,as the girl was about to use the door he rushed and stopped her.

“Excuse me please”

“Yes,how may I help you?

“Hey, I just got your blood test report.you have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder”
He said with smiles.

“What rubbish is this?
She shouted angrily and slapped him.

T.B.C

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