My crazy Housewife batch 3
š°MY CRAZY HOUSEWIFE š°
(sheās psycho š and troublesome š)
Collaboration story š
Episode 5
š²STEVEš²
āI was justā¦sending an Email to someoneā I stuttered and acted like I just switched off the laptop.
She rolled her eyes.
āWhatever, letās just go alreadyā she said and started walking to the door.
I fixed my belt and grabbed my car keys and phone.
Thank God,
She didnāt catch meā¦.
Soon, we heard a thud..
Tessy froze and looked back.
āWhatās that sound?ā She asked me and am forced to look at the table where Vanessa was hiding.
āI donāt know, letās goā I jibed trying to hold her.
She yanked her hands off and stood at the center of the office.
āIs there someone else here?āshe asked, I donāt know why but my heart starts to race.
She went behind the table,
āCome out b*tchā she said and Vanessa crawled out.
Tessy glared at her and to my suprise, Vannesa lowered her head looking embarrassed.
āDo you have boyfriend?ā Tessy asked her
āY..yesā she muttered.
āDoes he have a d*ck?ā Tessy asked
What?
What sought of question is that š
Vanessa just nodded.
Tessy left her and came to me.
āLetās go you man slut!ā She said and left.
She looked a bit angry.
Pregnant pepper š± Sheāll surely deal with me
I sense revenge
I glanced at Vanessa before leaving .
š²š²š²š²AT THE GYM: YOGA
Tessy and I got to the gym and she changed her clothes to a singlet and leggings.
Itās soothes her so well and brought out her curves.
I couldnāt take my eyes off her pointy n**ples which was glooming from her light singlet.
Thank God this is a womenās gym if not I would have dealt with alot of guys who stare at her.
Oh Tessy,
I hate you but I canāt stop wanting to touch your body.
We got to the area of the yoga. There were four women on a blue mat also in their leggings stretching.
Tessy had a red matā¦. It soothes her, Red pepper š
She handed me her water bottle roughly and glared at me before kneeling on her mat.
I sat on a chair close to her.
Two of the women had bulgy tummy and the others, there tummy was as big as f***
āYour hubby came with you, how sweet of him! He must be crazy over youā the fattest woman said.
I rolled my eyes.
Can women ever be quiet.
Tessy sighed.
āI doubt that. Look at me, am I ugly?ā Tessy asked and I sat up to listen to them.
šŗNo dear!
šŗyouāre sā¬Ćy!
šŗ strawberry š honey!
The women š©šµ š© replied at once.
āAm attractive right?
Then how come my husband is too blind to see good things? Heās cheating on me!!!ā Tessy bursted out.
The women looked at me at once.
Glaring and shaking in disgust.
What is Tessy doing,?
Why is she casting me?
ā, how could you do such a thing?!!!?ā One of the lady shouted at me.
āHave you no shame?ā The other asked me pointing.
Oh geeexxxxx
How do I get out of this?
What do I say?
āNo no no, stop attacking him. Heās not my husband, heās my personal driverā Tessy said.
What? šØš
Me? A driver??
āMy husband, the idiot is at home. He doesnāt care about me š, he thinks am a burden. All the idiot wants is s3x! He even wants to push me and my baby out of his life after I give birth!!ā She said crying and whining like a child which is annoying to me.
But she just denied me infront of these women,!!
Personal driver??
Tessy is wicked..
The women left their yoga practice and rushed to Tessy, consoling and petting her.
Begging her to take heart.
āMy husband is a lawyer, he can help put your husband behind barsā one of the women said.
Wtff.
Tessy shook her head.
āNo, letās spare the idiot but am sure of one thingā¦ Heāll come begging one day. Heāll realize am a priceless jewel. That day, Iāll smash his balls with my heels š ā she said and I quickly touched my balls.
Never, Iāll never beg her.
She looked at me and smirked.
Oh gee, am suddenly afraid of her.
Episode 6
š²STEVEš²
I waited for Tessy in the car very angry with what she said back at the gym.
Never in my life have I been so insulted!
Right from the day I got her laid, I brought a death wish upon myself.
Sheās surely sent to kill me, but Iāll kill her first.
The door opened and she entered the car flinging our house key with her middle finger.
āYou think that was funny? Seriously? You told them I was your fāking personal driver??ā I barked trying so hƦrd to suppress my anger.
āOh pleaā¦se, if I told them you were my husband, they would have slapped the stars out of you. Besides, if you want to have that title so much, youāll have to stop cheating on meā she said.
I scoffed.
āAm a stinking billionaire, I do whatever I want. If dad canāt stop me, then who are you?ā I asked turning on the car.
āI get it. Am nobody, no need to rub it in. Youāre free to do whatever you want hun, even sleep with a goatā she said and I clenched my fist.
I swear I might kill her with my bare hands.
Sheās too annoying!
We hit the road.
She pressed some button at the music player and a list of songs popped up. Written by Eunice Nwoduā¦do not copy.
I was watching her slowly and still had my eyes on the road.
Like she knew me more than anyone else, she picked Lil Wayneās song.
I donāt like his songs and Tessy knows that but sheās just mrs Annoyer!
She increased the volume and the horrible tune came blasting from all sides of the car.
Oh lordā¦help me.
āCan you turn that off please? I donāt want my child to listen to trash like thisā I hissed.
āOh sorry, I canāt here you!ā She replied shouting.
Am sure she heard me well..!
How many months to go? Seven, seven months to go and the baby will come! Weāll split up and Iāll be a free bird again,
But come to think off it, who would be with the baby,?
Tessy would want to have her kid so thatās not an issue. I can visit the child sometimes.
I just hope mom wont come inbetween Tessy and I divorcing.
She always have her way.
Tessy turned of the music and am forced to look at her annoying face.
āI want raspberryā she whined pouting like a child.
āThe only place we can get that is at Millyās Beverages and itās kinda far from hereā¦.you should have said it when we were at the gym, itās closer from thereā I stated turning around.
āStop blaming me,.. I wasnāt feeling like it then. Please drive fast before I loose appetite for itā she said.
I rolled my eyes and increased the speed passing the speed limit of that street.
āAwwn, youāre such a caring hubby, see how fast youāre going to attend to my needsā she said sounding like snow white.
I scoffed.
āI just want whatās best for my baby. Youāre out of the question. I care for mosquitoes more than youā I jibed.
āAnd those mosquitoes will be the one to give you s3x then šā she muttered.
āYouāre not even the last person on my I_care listā I said and I knew it got to her.
āFāk you, you bloody liar!ā She blurted and folded her hands angrily.
I continued driving. It was now few blocks to the beverage store.
āI donāt want raspberry again, letās go homeā she said angrily.
Wtff..
ā do you know how long it took me to get here??ā I asked not believing this woman.
āAre you complaining??ā She asked.
I scoffed.
āWhatever, weāre going to that store and thatās finalā I said and sped up reaching the place.
āAm not drinking any thing then. It would be poison cause your baby donāt want it againā she said.
Crazy woman š
āIf you refuse it, Iāll pin you down and force it down your throat. I canāt come all the way here and go back empty handed like an idiotā I said and parked the car at the parking lot.
āHuh! I hate you Steve, I hope you know thatā she said still angry.
I watched her angry face,
Can this my preggy pepper get any cuter?
geez, she just said she hates me and here I am admiring her face. š
āOkay, letās go homeā I said and started the car
She stopped me with her soft hands on mine. How can her hands be so soft? , she was a maidā¦.
āWe canāt go, weāre already hereā¦letās go and buy raspberry and even cranberry juiceā she said excitedly and came out of the car.
See this womanā¦
I thought she said she doesnāt want raspberry anymore š
I came out of the car and joined her in the big beverage store.
~~~~~~~`~~~~~~to be continued š