KPAKPA GRAMMAR SCHOOL 18+
Mr. Mark: make ona no vex, anything wey ona go talk. I go do am.
Theo: [clears his throat and gives him a long sheet of paper] failure to abide by those rules and regulations, your po*rn video go make headlines for po*rn sites.
Mr. Mark: [stares at the paper with wide eyes] all these? I no go be teacher again na. This thing don turn me to puppet.
Gabriel: which teacher wey dey bang em student like registered po*rnstar? [three of them laughs]
Mr. Mark: please, no problem. delete the video.
Philip: see mumu [three of them laughs] every students in this school have the video, they are watching you doing aaahh! Ooohhhh! and your cucvmber!!
Theo: pay us like five thousand naira so that we no go leak am to any po*rn site.
Mr. Mark didn’t dare object, he took out the remaining naira notes from his pocket and gave to Theo.
Theo: [spits on his palms and starts counting] em no complete, how far the remaining?
Mr. Mark: na w€tin I get abeg… make ona manage am.
Philip: okay, tell your wife say make em enter xvideos make em watch how you dey do am.
Three of them made to leave but he went after them pleading that he will give them the balance tomorrow.
Oyin stormed the staff room frowning, the four teachers sitted their were not surprised by his long face. They suspected he have been roped during the devotion time, he didn’t bother about screaming and flogging students who poking fun in the devotion ground.
Mr. Steve: this one your face is like this, your wife die? [his eyes lits up in humour]
Mrs. Steph: Oyin, we hope all is well… This one you are looking like lion that escaped death.
Mr Friday: I wonder oh!
Mrs Priscilla: lets hear from him.
Oyin stared at them, he tried to open his mouth and speak but nothing came. He brood over what he wanted to say and shrugged.
Oyin: nothing… Just having a bad day.
Anny: [enters the staff room chewing gum loudly] corper wire wire, principal say my call you [she walks away rudely]
The other teachers were expecting stunned Oyin to call her back and discipline her usually, but he sighed in resignation and got up from the chair he was sitting.
Suddenly he heard them laughing wondering what was funny.
Mr. Biggy was in class 1 teaching them Physics, he is the only Physics teacher in the school. Government have refused to employ teachers rather retiring them is preferable to them.
Mr. Biggy: hope you all know what gravitation is now? [someone raises his hand up] if na motion you wan ask, go ask your papa for house biko.
The hand was dropped and another came up, Mr. Biggy urged him to ask.
Ameka: sir, you say when something go up em go surely come down, ’cause of gravitational force exerted on Earth [Mr. Biggy nod in confirmation] why em be say di*ck wey don stand don stand? why gravitational no force, or gravitation dey inside toto? na my question be that [everyone starts giggling]
Mr. Biggy: when you reach house, ask your papa why em no fall from palm tree die? [everyone starts laughing]
Mr. Biggy turned to the blackboard to explain what he wrote there, the desk were arranged like this – a girl and a boy to a desk.
Michael and Moyosore were both occupying the last desk at the extreme roll.
Moyosore placed her palm on his g—n and zipped down his zipper, brought out his flaccid di*ck and started jer*king alive slowly, Michael focused his face on the blackboard and raised her skirt up, she wasn’t wearing any pan*t. she spreads her legs wide to give him more access, he started fingering her pu*ssy slowly slowly as she covered her mouth with her palm, he increased his pace.
Moyosore: ummmhh.. [muffling moa*ns]
she pulled out his hand and Michael licked them clean, Moyosore bent down and took his di*ck in her mouth.
Mr. Biggy turned and saw that one of his student is missing.
Mr. Biggy: Michael, where is your seatmate?
Michael: umhh… she dey pick… asshhh… her pe…n.
Biggy: this is serious [Moyosore stops su*cking and starts licking the cap of his di*ck with her tongue] why you turn stammerer?
Michael: ummmhh! to…da…y.
Mr. Biggy shook his head and turned to the blackboard, Moyosore raised her head up grinning.
she stood up and crossed her leg over Michael’s both legs. she s——-d him and he held his har*d di*ck aligning it to her opening, she sat slowly slowly taking in his hard di*ck deep inside her.
Mr. Biggy turned and saw Moyosore sitting on Michael with her eyes shut and biting her lower lips.
Mr. Biggy: Michael, why is your wife sitting on your laps?
Michael: an ant was biting her.
Moyosore: true sir, is so painful… I cannot sit there.
Mr. Biggy: hiiiaa! kill the ant na.
Michael: sir, I don kill am oh… but the ant belong to that specie of ant that dies ten minutes after them don kill, the one Charles Darwin was talking about in his book natural selection.
Oyin stepped into the principal’s office and find him on his desk glancing through a paper in his hand. When he saw him entered, he adjusted his glass and lowered the paper.
Oyin: sir, you sent for me [the principal motions him to a seat]
Principal: [he allows him to sits and he clears his throat] I did, there is a letter here for inter school debate.
Oyin: [what he heard confuses] I don’t understand sir.
Principal: I got a letter from a federal school in the centre of the local government, challenging our school for a debate.
Oyin: brutalization, sir… I still yet don’t seem to understand.
Principal: alright, let me make it clear… you will have to take them there by next tomorrow to participate, coach them well.
Oyin was shocked, reality dawned on him as he mirrored the future to be disastrous. What on Earth is wrong with the principal to choose him over all the teachers in the school, is he planning to humiliate him. His body hardened and he knotted his fists.
Oyin: but sir… What happened to the other teachers?
Principal: I am entrusting this job to you ’cause they are scared of you, and you command respect from them.
Oyin: not anymore [he mumbles]
Principal: [tilts his head] what do you say?
Me: nothing, the topic sir.
Principal: [puts the paper he was reading in a brown envelope and gives to Oyin] all you needed is in there.
Me: so, sir… which students am I going with?
Principal: [exhales tiredly] is better you go with Theo, Mmesoma, and Chinonso.
Oyin: [rubs his ears] what!
Chinonso was coming from the school restroom side were he has spent his break time when his friend Charles bumped into him.
Charles: my guy! [raises his hand to shake him]
Chinonso: [ignores him] you no try oh, why you go fu*ck Kate?
Charles: shoo! [exclaims] no be you say you no want the babe?
Chinonso looked the other way and sighted Mr. Mark afar walking on the field, from were he is. He could have seen both of them staying outside the class.
Chinonso: guy, bouncer dey approach. I don disembark oh! [making moves to run]
Charles: guy, chill… We don rope am, the man na woman wrapper as we dey speak.
Chinonso: [smiling broadly] how manage?
Charles: na Theo and Philip na, them arrange the man for Lucy. That man get I.D for fu*cking, I swear.
Chinonso: Theo no go ever stop to surprise me, chairman of all womanizers.
Charles: you be em deputy chairman.
Chinonso: you don lie, I no even dey top ten womanizers for our class.
Charles: what of those girls you dey always dey with? since I know you, I never see only you waka for road before, is either I see you with two or three girls, or more sef.
Chinonso: you never know me, because I no know those girls you dey talk.
Charles: you wan deny say you no know Ruth?
Chinonso: how I no go know my cousin [Charles makes a surprises face] she be my brother aunty pikin daughter.
Charles: [folds his hands] you don’t mean it! okay, my start from A, so that I no go make mistake… I wonder when you start to kiss your cousin?
Chinonso: naso we dey take greet for our family, bia…issit your cousin? issit your kissing?
Charles: who be Anita?
Chinonso: see mumu question, Anita from this village na… my family sister.
Charles: when you do transfer of bloodline?
Charles: Benita nkor?
Chinoso: my grandmother sister uncle pikin stepdaughter.
Chinonso: He is Lord!!
At first Mr. Biggy was doubting his knowledge of biology, even though he didn’t study it further in the university. But he has a lot in his knowledge arsenal to flex his muscles on topics related to biology. He sighed deeply realizing that his students are very mischievous and incorrigible.
Mr. Biggy: o shey! [his voice rumbles] Charles Darwin junior, kwantinue!
Michael: sir! sir!! Thank you.
Mr. Biggy ignored them completely and turned to the bed, Moyosore started grinding on him rotating her bums around his nether. Low “ohhs” and “ahhs” escaping her lips.
She covered her mouth with her palm and started bouncing on him, taking in his length and bringing it out.
Oyin came out of the principal office and stood arms- akimbo in front of the principal’s office.
He shook his head tiredly and glanced at the paper on his right hand and reminiscened on the names the principal mentioned.
Oyin: unbelievable! [he exclaims]
He strode out of the principal’s office pavement, his gait gave way to the burden he is bearing in his mind.
Chinonso and Charles were still in the backyard discussing.
Charles: hiaa! who be Cynthia nkor?
Chinonso: na my sister too, shey you no know that my brother from the nearby village, the one from my mother family.
Charles: you sabi lie oh! you mean Cynthia wey ona two dey enter school toilet dey do you know.
Chinonso: I no know, I don tell you Cythia na my sister.
Cynthia: [walks in on them without them knowing] which Cynthia ona dey talk about?
Charles: Nonso talk say you be em… [Nonso rushes and closes his mouth]
Cynthia: [rolls her eyes] I no get time for ona drama, Chinonso come teach me this mathematics I no understand am… Your useless classmates no gree make the man teach am well.
Chinonso: yes, baby.
Cynthia and Chinonso walked away leaving Charles who was busy laughing, he shook his head and walked away.
Moyosore started riding Michael’s di*ck faster, moving up and down on his long curvy har*d di*ck. Every eyes turned to them staring at them in the class, the teacher was busy writing something on the board.
Michael: [moves his both hands forward and grabs her bre*asts] yes! Assshhh! [he groans]
Moyosore: aaahhh! Ooohhh! [muffling mo*ans escaping her lips]
Michael: am c…loooossseee! [he mumbles on her shoulder]
Moyosore: [starts bumping faster] cu*m insid….e m…e aaahh…
Michael: aahh! ahhh!! aaahhhh!!! [moa*ns loudly as he shoots his cu*m deep inside her]
Moyosore: [he pu*ssy walls tightens and her o—-m hits her] aaaaahhhhh! [she screams scratching the desk]
Mr. Biggy: [turns] children of devil, who is making that kind of noise?ehnn… Michael and Moyosore the ant never still die?
Moyosore: [gets off from his laps] is dead oh…
Michael: [tucks his di*ck back inside the trouser and zips his zipper] yes oh, the ant was so stubborn.
Moyosore: [picks up her pant on the floor and wears it slowly slowly, dragging it to her waist] sir, I get question? [raising her hand]
Mr. Biggy: which question be that?
Moyosore: w€tin this gravitation wan help us for Nigeria, because our politicians have proven this theory wrong. Any of them wey don go up no go gree come down [every one starts laughing]
Corper Oyin walked into SSS2 to give the topic to Mmesoma, immediately he entered the class all of them rushed to their desks and settled.
Class prefect: [hits the desk before him] greet class!
Class: good afternoon corper wire wire… wire me aaaahh! wire me ooohhh!
Oyin: [sighs in defeats] little devils! [he barks and all of them chuckles] Mmesoma! please follow me [he storms out of the class]
Mmesoma: [giggles] na my turn [just in time for him to over hear her before he walks out of the class.
Aisha was so tired after running after the student who escaped, she went to the laboratory and sat. she hates everything about this school, how can a student spank her a*ss in the classroom and yet she couldn’t do anything about it. The teachers she even told were not making any effort to reprimand him, she gulped down the bottle water in her hand and leaned on the wall breathing softly.
Two male students stepped inside the laboratory and saw her, her solitude was disrupted definitely as she shot them dagger stares but they were all unmoved.
Anike: [licking his lips] aunty, we go like me you give us some private lesson?
Aisha: are you out of your minds, but you should just thataway! [she hisses in irritation]
Steve: you no wan comply, forget about marriage and future for this country.
Both of them walked away playing the recorded video, when Aisha heard her own voice. The hairs on her skin stood.
Aisha: ahh! ahhh! Make ona come back.
Both of them zipped down their zipper and brought out their flaccid di*cks.
Steve: serve our p—k with all your strength! [grinning]