Love and pr-stitution episode 19 – 20

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#CHAPTER_19_and_20

Written ✍ Sadiq_Infinity

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#TONY 😎

Man… It was sure worth it to ask Linda for advice about how to tackle Funke…. Later that afternoon… I went straight to her place of work to settle things with her… Obviously she shouldn’t be jealous over Linda.. The lady is friendly and sweet.. What’s wrong with that? And its not like as if we’re flirting!

So I drove to her place and arrives minutes later, I had taken the liberty to buy her some Chocolates and flowers in case just to show how I miss her..
Immediately I entered the building, I asked for her office and was directed there… I went up with a moment to lose and seconds later, I got there… As I was about to enter, I was halted by some lady sitting close to Funke’s office.
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Lady ➡ Excuse me sir!
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Tony ➡ Yes?
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Lady ➡ May I ask who you are and why you’re here?
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Tony ➡ Come on.. Everybody knows who I am and I’m here to see my lover doll, Your boss, Mrs. Funke Adejumo.
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Lady ➡ Oh… She’s busy at the moment. You can wait here… If you like.
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F*cking b*tch…….. Who the hell does she think she is? Broke ass b*tch! Luckily for me.. There was a seat nearby so I sat down and waited for Funke..
Minutes passed still there was no sign of here… Some of Funke’s co-workers took some pictures with me. They’ll probably post it on their status.

Finally, I was tired of waiting… Just as I was about to leave.. Funke came out of her office with some guy.. Both of them were sweaty and a bit messed up… I began to get suspicious but I decided not to jump to conclusions, I have to find out what went down between those two… As I approached them.. Funke was shocked to see me.
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Funke ➡ Tony!?
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Tony ➡ Surprise beautiful….
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Funke ➡ (shocked) What are you doing here?
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Tony ➡ I came to see you and patch things up… Who’s this guy?
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Funke ➡ Uhm.. He’s an acquaintance of mine…This is Mr. Kenneth nkem.
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I almost laughed when I heard his name.. Kenneth nkem? For real.. Some people are just named foolishly.. That dude extended his hands for a handshake but I refused it.
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Kenneth ➡ Nice to meet you tony.
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Tony ➡ Yeah whatever… Babe.. We need to talk.
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Funke ➡ Can’t you see I’m busy?
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Tony ➡ Come on… Just for a few minutes, that’s all I’m asking.
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Funke ➡ Okay fine.. Mr. Kenneth… Until we meet next time.
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Kenneth ➡ Sure… Goodbye.
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Immediately he was gone.. I made a move to k-ss Funke but she stopped me…
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Funke ➡ What do you think you’re doing?
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Tony ➡ We k-ss every time we meet..
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Funke ➡ Tony… I don’t have time for this.. What is it you want?
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Tony ➡ Is there a place where we can talk privately?
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Funke dragged me with her to one empty meeting room, Immediately we entered, I began to sweet mouth her.
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Tony ➡ Look Funke.. I love you.. Okay.. I really do.. Ever since you left, I’ve been trying to call you but you weren’t answering… Baby.. Linda is not a threat.. Give her chance and get to know her.. I’m sure you two would get along.
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Funke ➡ Look Mister….. I’m not interested in becoming friends with some…. Cheap local maid… These maids can’t be trusted… Didn’t you see the way she was rotating her body… Before you know it.. She’ll sed-ce you and have s*x with you..
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Tony ➡ Come on.. Ever since I met you, I haven’t been seeing any one.. Besides I’ve stopped attending wild parties because of you.. Come on.. Give me a break.. I’m trying to show you that you’re my all but it seems you don’t trust me.
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Funke ➡ I do trust you but the unexpected can happen to anyone..
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Tony ➡ Come on darling… I assure you nothing will happen.. Here I bought these for you..
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Funke ➡ Thanks… That’s so nice of you…
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Tony ➡ Don’t I get a hug or a k-ss?
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Funke ➡ k-ss, No! Hug, yes!
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I grabbed hold of Funke and hugged her tightly… She was giving it her all, she just stood there… As I hugged her, I was perceiving a very funny smell… Not stinking.. But somewhat like urine… Just then, Funke broke from my hug and in that moment my phone began to ring… I dug my hands in,side my jackets pocket to bring out the phone and see who was calling me.. And in the process of bringing out the phone something fell from my pocket. I checked who was calling me and saw it was one of my business agencies.. Probably something about contract signing.
I ended the call and put my phone in flight mode.. As I turned around, I saw Funke holding something in her hand.. I immediately recognized what it is.. It was the box of the engagement ring I bought for her.. Just how did it get into my jacket?
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Funke ➡ Tony what’s this?
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Tony ➡ Uhm… It’s a.. engagement ring
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Funke ➡ Engagement ring!?!? For who?
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F*ck!!! I wasn’t planning for this at all… I wanted to stay a while longer before proposing to her but it looks like that won’t be possible… Its either I propose to her or she’ll think it’s for someone else. Damn it!!
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Funke ➡ Tony! Who’s engagement ring is this?
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Tony ➡ it’s yours… I wanted to surprise you..
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Funke ➡ Oh Tony… What took you so long?
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Tony ➡ I wanted to wait for the perfect moment…
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Funke ➡ Well? What are you waiting for?
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Tony ➡ the right moment!
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I regretfully went down on one knee and grabbed Funked hand…. I couldn’t believe this was happening… The b*tch was busy smiling sheepishly waiting for me to say the words… To be honest.. I wanted to tell her I wasn’t mentally ready but that would break her heart… Oh well.. I bought the ring because of her.. So I might as well get along with it.
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Tony ➡ Funke… Will you do me the honor of..
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Funke ➡ Yes, yes yes…
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Tony ➡ But I haven’t finished…
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Funke➡ Who cares… I’ll be your wife.. Oh thank you Tony.
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Tony ➡ You’re welcome….. (Not)
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Funke ➡ Oh… This is going to be fantastic… Wait let me go and tell my dad.. Love you..
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Funke ran out of the room, leaving me alone… I stood up and cursed whoever put that ring in,side my jacket… This wasn’t what I had planned… Man.. I hate the unexpected.. Not cool.
So out of annoyance, I left the room and went out of the building… When I got to the car.. I kicked the tire hærd in annoyance… Some people were looking at me as I was kicking the tire… As I noticed they were looking at me.. I blurted out in anger at them.
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Tony ➡ What the f*ck are you looking? Hypocrites!?
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They immediately left as I said that… I entered my car and drove straight to Faruk’s company.
A bit later, I was in his office telling him about my unseen misfortune. And as I expected.. Faruk laughed at my expense.
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Faruk ➡ Mallam tony……. I thought you loved her? So why are you upset?
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Tony ➡ You don’t get it… I wasn’t prepared.. I have some issues to tackle first.
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Faruk ➡ Issues? What issues?
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Tony ➡ You know… Stuffs like that.
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Faruk ➡ Comot jor…. There’s no stuffs… Unless… Wait.. Is there someone you have in mind?…. Wait, Wait…. It’s that Linda girl… Isn’t it?
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Tony ➡ NOo!
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Faruk ➡ Ahhh… She’s the one.. Well, I can’t blame you.. She’s hot.. I’m yet to see her… When I can meet her?
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Tony ➡ Don’t be ridiculous… Linda is just a maid that’s all.. Yeah, she’s nice, sweet, lovely and funny but… I.. Uh…
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Faruk ➡ See! Even your voice shows that you care about her.. Don’t deny it.. You like this girl.
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Tony ➡ kai…. Honestly.. You’re right.. Absolutely right.. For some time, I’ve been battling this thought in my mind.. Whenever I’m around Linda, i forget everything else.. Even Funke.. Guy.. What should I do?
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Faruk ➡ Simple.. Ditch funke and make out with Linda.
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Tony ➡ WHAT!? NO!
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Faruk ➡ Look man.. Funke isn’t the one for you.. Imagine… She didn’t even k-ss you when you proposed, she didn’t even allow you to finish your line… I say that proposal is invalid… You never said wife and she accepted. Forget funke and hit it up with Linda.
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Tony ➡ I don’t know… I promised my sister that I wouldn’t mess with another man again.
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Faruk ➡ My friend.. Stop being a pu**y! Go claim that Linda.. Before someone snatches her from you.
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Tony ➡ I’ll think about it.
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I spent almost the entire day with Faruk… As soon as the sun went down. I left his place and went home..
As I was driving, I began to compare Linda and Funke in my mind.
Linda is calm and a bit shy.. And she has respect.. Funke has a very short fuse.. Getting angry over small issues and she doesn’t forgive that easily.. Linda in every way was better than Funke but Funke is much more exposed and experience thsn Linda… Just who should I choose?
Just as I was caught up in my thoughts.. My eyes caught the sight of Linda walking alone in the streets.. Looks like she was heading home as well and I have to say.. She looks…. DAMN!!!
As if my body had gained control.. My feet quickly hit the brakes so hærd making the tire screech hærd on the road.

*SCCREEEECH!!!!!!! *

That sound turned everyone’s attention to my direction, Linda who was close to where I was, was even more startled than anyone else.
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Linda ➡ Jesus! You could have killed someone! Watch where you’re going you idio….. TONY???
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Tony ➡ Hey Linda…
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Linda ➡ Oh my God… Sorry.. I didn’t know it was you.
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Tony ➡ No need to apologize.. I’m the one at fault.. What are you doing out here?
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Linda ➡ Your sister gave me the day off.. So I decided to make the best of it.
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Tony ➡ Oh I see.. So you’re heading home?
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Linda ➡ Yes…
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Tony ➡ Hop in beautiful .. Let me drop you.
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Linda ➡ Okay..
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Linda hesitated for a while before getting into the car.. Immediately she entered, I fired the car engine and zoomed off. Most chicks dig dare devil stunts.. It always turns them on but not Linda.. As I was racing through the streets, She sat back clinging to the seat belt as if her life depended on it.
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Tony ➡ Having fun?
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Linda ➡ What? No… Please slow down..we might get involved in an accident.
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Tony ➡ Come on.. Let loose and live a little..
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Linda ➡ No.. What’s the point of doing some wild crazy stuff that will lead you to an early grave? That’s not life.. It’s stupidity and immaturity.
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Damn! I never knew Linda had a sharp mouth.. though I was stung by what she said.. But it made accurate sense. So I slowed down on the pedal and drove slow and steady.
Linda sat comfortably facing the other side… I couldn’t help but stare at her body… Man.. This chick is hot… The clothes she wore is just quite tempting.. Oh lord… If only…..
I wanted to start up a conversation with her to lighten up the mood but I couldn’t.. I didn’t know what to talk about. But then, Linda surprised me instead by breaking the silence between us.
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Linda ➡ Congratulations… On your wedding engagement …
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Tony ➡ Wedding? What wedding?
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Linda ➡ Your wedding to Funke… It’s all over the news.
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My mouth dropped as I heard that… So that b*tch publicized to everyone that I was going to marry her… F*ck!!!!
I couldn’t say anything after that… I was just pissed off.. Linda too had kept quiet after sensing my mood.
A bit later we arrived home… Immediately I parked the car, I noticed two buckets.. One was filled with soapy water, while the other one was filled with clear water and there was some clothes on the ground… I recognized these clothes… They belonged to Chris… I called his name but he didn’t answer… I called Benedict and asked him if he had seen Chris.
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Tony ➡ Where is Chris?
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Benedict ➡ Hmm, Oga.. He dey in,side house with Aunty Cecilia..
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Tony ➡ Okay… Let me go and check.
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I went into the house and called both their names but there was no answer.. I called again but there was no answer… So I went upstairs to check if Cecilia was asleep, as I got to the stairs… I saw Cecilia’s b-ra laying there.. I was stunned at first but I decided to go up and see what was up.
As I got to her room, I saw a boxers laying on front of her door, Immediately I saw that, I opened the door and saw something… Unbelievably unexpected. Chris and Cecilia unclad!?!? Imagine… My own sister.. The same b*tch that detests my own lustful acts together in bed with my own driver… UNBELIEVABLE!!!.
To be honest, I was happy and sad at the same time.. First of all, I was happy Chris had joined the land of the living.. He’s now finally thinking like a man but I was sad to see he was knacking my own sister.. I didn’t blame him of course.. Cause Chris wouldn’t have done this unless Cecilia had made a move on him.
I couldn’t believe it.. To think that my sister hated this kind of thing.. And now she’s having a swell time with Chris.. I bet she must had a good time.
So after we exchanged some unpleasant words, I went to my room to rest..
As I lay down flat on my bed.. I cursed every minute I spent today… First, I had to regrettably force myself to make a decision that I wasn’t prepared to make.. And now.. My sister is banging my driver… What else could happen?.
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#OMNISCIENT_POV

2 days after the proposal….. Funke goes around showing off the ring, Tony gave her.. And everywhere she goes, she talks about how her wedding with Tony would be.
Here is Funke together with her friends in her own house.. Telling them about her luck fortune before Tony proposed to her.
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Funke ➡ I’m telling you.. I’m almost shit myself when I saw Tony…. I never knew he was going to come.
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Stella ➡ (laughs) Lucky you oh…
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Olivia ➡ So He didn’t noticed how rough up you were?
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Funke ➡ He didn’t… He tried k-ssing me as well but I stopped him.
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Olivia ➡ Damn! You’re lucky o.. To think you had used that mouth to s-ck Kenneth’s d*ck…
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Funke ➡ Hmm, the pig came in,side my mouth… I had to regrettably swallow his disgusting c-m… It was have been a mess if he came on my clothes or in my office.
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Stella ➡ So how did you guys get to f*ck?
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Funke ➡ Well, its a long story.. Let’s just say we made a fair trade… I get what I want.. He gets to pleasure my body. Its a one time offer.. Won’t happen a again.
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Olivia ➡ Hmm, you’re such a b*tch, Funke.. A bad one at that..
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Funke ➡ What can I say? I like to have a little more excitement in my life…. So Olivia.. How’s the modeling biz? Still having trouble with Tina Queens?
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Olivia ➡ No… That dumb b*tch isn’t the problem.. I would have done what I wanted with her long ago but the problem is, she’s being watched and guarded 24/7 by her annoying sister.. Miranda.. God.. I hate her the most..
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Funke ➡ Hmm, well… Looks like it won’t be easy to get close to her.. Anyways it looks like Tina is having a modeling gig in Lagos.
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Olivia ➡ Absolutely…. That b*tch always gets the s₱0tlight.
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Funke ➡ Why don’t you go and cause a little bit of trouble? Like sabotage the show or something..
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Olivia ➡ Good idea…. I might be able to pull some nasty strings… Good advice Funke… I like the way you think.
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Stella ➡ So… When’s your wedding going to take place?
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Funke ➡ I’m not sure… But it’s going to be somewhere exotic… Like Dubai or Hawaii… Don’t worry, I’ll let you know when we set the place of our union.
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Olivia ➡ So what about your sugar daddies? What’s going to happen now?
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Funke ➡ Relax… Besides.. I’m going to lay low… Tony won’t know a thing.. He never will.
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Stella. ➡ Hmm, Mrs. Tony Richærds… Congratulations.
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Funke ➡ Thank you… Finally.. Everything I ever wanted will be at my disposal.. I’m sure going to rock this guy’s money. And I won’t forget about you ladies…
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To be CONTINUED…………

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