Sweet but Psycho episode 8

Sweet but Psycho 😽😽😽
🔥🍒 Written by Bunmi B. Gabriel 🍒🔥
😋 Segment 8 😋
🍪🍘 Cookie 🍘🍪
Ursula laughed as she looked at my outfit, I was in a happy jam this morning, decided to go out flashy but she was laughing. I wore a crazy ripped rainbow jeans, white high low key h0le top and yellow faux boots; I looked really nice. ‘Shit man!’
‘Are you sure you are okay?’ I asked poutingly.
‘I don’t know,’
‘Is there anything wrong with what I’m wearing?’
‘One, why not just wear white top, white boots and carry a white bag instead of mixing the colour?’
‘Its a rainbow jeans, how is it bad?’
‘That is the least of your problem,’ she continued laughing.
‘What’s the major?’
‘What the hell are you wearing as makeup? What kind of hairstyle is…..oh my God…..ha ha ha….how did you even get your hair to stand like….ha ha ha…Vee, you look like a clown faced rainbow Maglificent with that hair and makeup.’
I smiled proudly and smoothen my cool hairstyle. I was messing around with my hair and boom! My hair stood up like Maglificent; I look awesome! ‘Isn’t it beautiful? I did it myself,’ I said proudly.
‘Obvi, you are in crazy mode, aren’t you?’
‘Crazy mode? I don’t have any mode,’ I argued. She and many kept saying I have modes.
‘You have baby mode, cute mode, s€×y, stern, just humorous, smart, deadly, angry psycho punchie punchie, elegant princessa, voracious snapper, cook freak mode…’
‘Cook freak?’
‘When you are in cooking mode. You also have mommy mode, big sister mode, tomboy mode, grandpa mode….’
‘You are saying rubbish,’ I scoffed.
‘Switching to saucy mode,’ she smirked. I rolled my eyes and started laughing, why am I laughing again? ‘Laugh laugh Viona raucous.’ She laughed, I rolled my eyes.
‘Let’s just go to school,’ I said with nose up high.
‘Snooty mode,’
‘Stop calling everything I do mode!’
‘Shriek!’ She shrieked laughingly. I charged at her, she scre-med and ran out of the room. I chased her outside to the lawn then stopped to lock the door. ‘Are we trekking together? Yesterday you were in cheetah mode and I suffered for it…aaah!’ She scre-med and laughed as I threw a pebble at her. She ducked and wiggled her butt mockingly.
‘Bitch mode,’ I smirked.
‘I only have no mode, I’m just Ursula baby,’ she said and fist pumped the air.
‘Well Ursula,’ I said with h¡ps c*cked. ‘If we don’t get to school fast, we will miss a very important test and we wouldn’t want that, would we?’
‘Since when did you care about books?’
‘Are you shitty me!’ I exclaimed. ‘I still don’t care,’
‘The only mode you don’t have is intelligence, you hate books and education either way and yet you never fail. You are just too….’
‘Amazing? Extravagantly glorious, I know,’ I said smugly. ‘Tell me something I don’t already know.’
‘You have a big head, a very big one and I think someone slept on your chest while growing up.’ She tittered, the one insult that set me into my default setting but she’s Ursula, don’t care much.
‘You gotta be proud of your b-oby isn’t it hon?’ I asked smirkingly. ‘Check this goody out,’ I shook my main attraction, ass baby! ‘Do you have this motherf-cker? Nada…’
‘In bed my boyfriend will enjoy squeezing this tits, what do I need booty for? That’s all poop babe.’
‘Mm hm,’ I said smirkingly. ‘Cause my momma she told me don’t worry about the size,’ I sang. ‘Cause them boys like a little more booty to hold at night…’
‘Booty booty,’ she sang our favorite part. We burst into laughter and walked like drunken girls. If we were in another street, people would consider questioning our sanity but everyone already know the two wacky sisters. ‘From the top sister!’
‘Yeah it’s pretty clear
I ain’t no size two
But I can shake it, shake it
Like I’m supposed to do
‘Cause I’ve got that bum bum
That all the boys chase
And all the right junk
In all the right places….’ I sang as we staggered.
‘Booty booty,’ she sang, hitting my butt.
‘I see the magazine
Working that Photoshop
We know that shit ain’t real
Someone now make it stop
If you got b-oby and booty
Just raise ’em up
‘Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top….’
‘Cause my momma she told me
Don’t worry about the size
Not all boys like a little
More booty to hold at night
Some want b-obies
You know I won’t be no stick
Figure silicone barbie doll
So, if that’s what you’re into
Then go ahead and move along…’ She sang while I backed her up by singing booty b-oby. It wasn’t the original song, but it was fun. We sang different songs to ease our short trek to school, it was nice.
‘After every fight
Just apologies
And then maybe then
I’ll let you try and
Rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I’m never wrong
Why disagree
Why, why disagree….’ We sang together as we walked into school, waving at those who cared to wave first.
‘You gotta know
How to treat me
Like a lady
Even when I’m
Acting crazy
Tell me everything’s alright
Dear future husband
Here’s a few things
You’ll need to know
If you wanna be
My one and only
All my life
Dear future husband
Make time for me
Don’t leave me lonely
And no, we’ll never
See your family
More than mine…..’ I looked at the hallway and smirked.
‘Her comes your future husband,’ I sang, her hand froze on her locker door as a scowl blessed her face. He walked to us with a big bright smile and one legged strides. ‘Look at him go,’ I purred in a singsong. She took her books and slammed her locker shut.
‘Wow, what have you done to your hair and face again? Last week, you looked like a unicorn with vampire teeth,’ he said with amazement as he stared at my wonderful hairdo. I giggled and hugged my book.
‘Hi Len,’ I giggled, why? I don’t know.
‘Hey Maglificent,’ he said with a wink. I laughed and smoothen my hair again. ‘Ursula.’ He greeted just like that.
‘Len,’ she grunted. ‘I thought you had an accident last week, why didn’t you die?’ She asked with so much hatred.
‘Ouch, you still angry about the k-ss, I see.’
‘You don’t just k-ss someone like that, are you sick.’
‘I love you, I couldn’t control myself…’ I stood behind him and imitated his action and mimicked him silently. These were his everyday preaching, was used to it. Ursula was trying not to laugh out. ‘Why can’t you give me a chance babe? I can love you like no one on earth can ever love….’
‘Point of correction Mr. Prince,’ I said along with her, out loud. ‘No one on this earth can love me more than me so I have me to love me. Now stop loving me and leave me alone, me love me enough.’ We chorused, he eyed me from over his shoulder.
‘You are not my type,’ I said waving my hand like she likes doing. ‘Go find yourself the bitch that will adore you because this hot sh¡p, isn’t ready to stop sailing….’
‘Mm hm, tell him sister.’ She said with a black American accent.
‘Sister, let’s preach to him that dating is a sin, praise thy Lord!’
‘Hallelujah,’ she said and nodded with eyes closed.
‘Why defile your body with the sins of the flesh? Why seek human desire when you can have it all in the Lord? It is written that our body is the temple of the Lord God Almighty…. Are you leaving during a service?’ I asked as he walked away. Ursula twisted her l-ips, we burst into laughter again.
‘Shit! I love me,’ she exclaimed in a singsong.
‘Me love me too,’ I sang back. She shook her head and started walking off, I followed her. Len was ahead of us but I just couldn’t help but admire his ass. ‘Look at those cheeks!’ I exclaimed, we burst into laughter. He knew he was the one we were laughing at, he quickly covered his ironing board buttocks and scurry away.
‘Damn! That kid got the flattest ass a dude could ever get,’ Ursula laughed out.
‘What are the odds of you marrying that nigga and seeing your kids with booty?’
‘With my wall of Jericho and that chalkboard, we’ll be getting paper ass as reward.’ We laughed again and turned into separate halls to get our classes done for the day.
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I face palmed myself as the girls tumbled to the floor like a sack of potatoes, still struggling. ‘Seriously girls? Falling again?!’
‘We’re sorry Vee but the routine is too hærd, we can’t do it…..’
‘Don’t even give me that crap! I gave you all weeks to practice, videos and time but instead of practicing as told, you were all busy giving blowjobs. Chancellor Adamson put me in charge to teach you skills to help this school win the college cheerleader championsh¡p but so far, none of you are good for anything. Now start the routine over a….oh hey Desmond….’ I purred, switching my voice. He is the most handsome and richest guy in campus; I hate him.
‘Hey gorgeous,’ he smiled and k-ssed my cheek, his hand around my wa-ist. ‘You always look stunning in this cheerleader outfit of yours.’
‘Practice clothes, too bad they are frustrating me.’
‘Why don’t we just quit!’ The girl that was suppose to be the cheer captain scoffed. ‘I’m sure by the time we leave, you will do the championsh¡p yourself.’ I wiggled out of Desmond’s hold and pouted.
‘Lena….’ I called with mock sweetness.
‘It’s Rena,’ she corrected.
‘If you leave, I’m Viona, I will always get new people. Don’t worry, we won’t miss you.’
‘Rena’s right Viona, this routine is too stressful, I can’t keep up.’ A girl joined her. I folded my arms and c*cked my h¡ps.
‘Alright, Lena, you are in charge now, I quit.’ I turned around and walked to my bag.
‘Don’t you think you should think this through?’ Desmond asked with concern.
‘Oh, I know what I’m doing.’ I walked out and went straight to the Chancellor’s office, he was coming fortunately.
‘Viona,’ he called with a smile. I put on my kitten face and pouted. ‘What is wrong kid?’
‘The girls said the routine I chose for the squad is too difficult so they don’t want me as captain anymore.’
‘And you left?’
‘What to do, they don’t want me,’ I covered my eyes with my left forearm and fake cried. ‘It’s like I’ve been trying my best since you appointed me to but my best is not enough, I’m so heartbroken right now.’
‘It’s okay kid,’ he said softly, patting my shoulder; no man can stand me crying, I’m irresistible. ‘So, what do you want me to do with them?’
I dropped my hand and played with my bag by swinging it left to right while fiddling with the hem of my short skirt. ‘I wouldn’t want you to do anything to them, I don’t wanna look like a bad person.’
‘Don’t worry, I will handle them, I promise.’ He parted my head and walked off with his guards. God will bless Ursula for revealing the fact that my cuteness and irresistible voice can help me get anything I want. If I knew, I would have used it on all my previous principals instead of getting expelled. I laughed silently and ran off to find her, she needs a hug.
❤💜💚 Ted 💚💜❤
I drummed my finger as I watched Carlos admiring the target, she was so his type but he dare not speak. There were two ladies living in the house, earlier when watching them, the one with rainbow weird hairdo and Joker’s makeup really amused me; in fact, both girls are complete nut case. ‘This one is very beautiful, cute.’ River chirped as he stared at their ridiculous photograph. I rolled my eyes, when are they getting b….they were here. I could hear them laughing raucously.
‘That was hilarious,’ a soft voice laughed.
‘He was busy flaunting his expensive-ass car when his p-nts was down,’
‘That voice,’ Carlos said with a look of familiarity.
‘I hate arrogant men,’ the first one huffed. ‘That guy is the kind of man that will forcefully control you in bed.’
‘Oh bebe, play with my jingo.’ The lighter voice said with a weird accent that got them laughing. All they do is laugh, foolish girls. I have to admit, that voice is the most pleasant voice my ears ever came in contact with.
‘I know that voice,’ Carlos whispered with a snap of his fingers. ‘That’s the voice of the girl that saved Yolanda…..’
‘F-ck!’
‘Vee, did you lock us out again?’ Vee, the same name.
‘No,’ she chuckled. ‘Just reluctant to open it because we have guest waiting for us in,side.’ How did she….I looked at River. He walked to the door and opened it, the rainbow haired was holding the black girl.
‘If you love yourself, walk in quietly.’
‘No,’ the black one whimpered. The rainbow girl pushed her in and followed, River shut the door.
‘Carlos?’ She asked peering at his face, she averted her eyes to me. ‘You don’t just come into someone’s house and sit there so comfortably like you own my property.’
‘Really,’ I smirked, leaning forward to rest on my knees. The other one was shaking terribly.
‘What have you come here for?’
‘Kneel,’ I commanded, the other one knelt immediately. ‘I said kneel.’ I repeated, she looked around and giggled.
‘Cuties,’ she said gigglingly and sat down on the floor in a crisscross. She’s disobedient. ‘So, what? Is Yolanda alright?’
‘I didn’t come here for you,’ I said and averted my eyes to the other girl. ‘Ursula, right?’
‘Y….y….y….y….’
‘Lucius did a good job hiding you from me, applaud on his behalf.’
‘Please, don’t kill me,’ she cried. ‘I didn’t do anything, I don’t have anything to do with….’
‘Shut up,’ River snapped and smacked her head.
‘Ya, goat man, don’t touch my friend or I’ll kill you.’
‘Kill me,’ he snorted and made to drag her hair but the girl got his hand and flipped him down to the floor. Even Yolanda can beat him up, if it wasn’t for his brains, nothing will make me keep him. ‘Get off me!’
‘Apologies!’
I rubbed my eyebrow with a sigh. ‘Carlos,’ he brought out his gun and pointed it at the girl. She got off him and started laughing, what is wrong with this one? Normally I would just kill her but something about her kept me at bay, reluctance.
‘Sorry, I don’t know why you think a gun scares me. I’ve seen missiles before prick. Now, who’s Lucius, Ursula?’
‘Her real name is Marilyn Barley, sister to Lucius Adam Barley, you must know him.’ Carlos corrected.
‘You are coming with me Marilyn, you both are.’
‘What do I have to do with this?’
‘You are still alive right now because you saved my sister. One more word from you and I’ll screw your neck around, is that clear?’
‘It wasn’t a command,’ she muttered. I removed my silencer from my boot but before I could shoot her stupid brain, Carlos hit the gun and the bullet hit River’s arm.
‘F-ck! Sorry River,’
The girl started laughing again. ‘You have bad luck bro, serious one.’
‘Shut up,’ he hissed out in pain. I almost shot her and she’s laughing! My eye twitched.
‘Can someone inject this psycho and bag her body!’ I yelled out angrily. She pouted and started laughing again. Carlos snatched the gun before I fired another bullet.
‘Will you be quiet.’ He snapped, she kept shut and folded her arms like a annoyed little kid. I puffed out of my nostrils, just ten minutes and she have succeeded in annoying me. You look unbreakable huh? Don’t worry, I will break you.
‘Er, can I go eat now?’ She asked with one hand raised like a student. ‘I’m starving.’
‘Stand up.’ I growled.
‘Arf arf!’ She barked, indirectly calling me a barking dog.
‘Carlos give me that gun!’
To be continued.
😹 who will kill each other first?
Yolanda still dey corner o.