Green Eyed Devils episode 9

Green Eyed Devils
Written by Bunmi B. Gabriel
Chapter 9
XERIS
I bounced Into school happily, Xeron and I executed the plan to bring mom and dad back together. The plan was simple, poison dad with a very light poison, him at the bridge of death would have to beg for mom and mom would come running to him. Simple as ABC. We would have poisoned mom but that’s risky, what if she dies! I can’t live without her so I must be careful. Poisoning my own mother is a dangerous game.
* oh pe-lease, you poisoned your own father. * my subconscious scoffed.
For good reasons, I’m not a bad son.
*yeah right. Keep telling yourself that and your dreams will come true. *
Humph.
Anyways, Xeron felt better. He wasn’t going c*ckroaches again. We bounced into the class, to our new changed chair but the moment I sat down, a long loud farting sound blared out.
Everyone’s attention turned to me, eliciting a very nervous and embarrassed laugh. A rotten egg smell envelope the entire class in a matter of minute.
‘Geez Xeris, didn’t I tell you not to eat the expired sardine last night.’ Xena gro-ned covering her nose.
‘I didn’t….’ Another fart came out, I swear it wasn’t me. ‘What the….who’s doing this!!!’ A stomach rumbling echoed in the class and more farts. The smell worsened, I’d never smelt anything so bad. Everyone ran out of the class covering their nose, including my siblings. I was going to run out when the door shut. ‘What the….open this door!!! Who locked me in!!!’
‘Me!’ Lyra squealed jumping into view. It smelt so bad.
‘Lyra, what are you doing?’
‘Paying you back with your own coin. Enjoy your fart-ume.’ She laughed and high fived the red haired.
‘What are you girls doing?’ Xeron asked frowningly, he came back! ‘Lyra did you lock him in there?’
‘Yes!’
‘How did I overpower Xeris of all people.’ She lied, my jaw dropped, since when did she lie. Xeron opened the door, the red haired pushed him suddenly and locked the door.
‘Hey!’
‘She can’t overpower you both but I can!’
‘Open this door!!!! I can’t die in another man’s poison!!!’ He scre-med hammering on the door. I smacked his head, what did he mean by that? ‘Ow!’
‘Bye boys, enjoy the fresh air.’ They shrilled and walked away laughing.
‘No!!!! Lyra! Don’t leave me here! I’m too young to die!!!’
‘Behave yourself, I didn’t do this shit. Lyra and red haired must have done it.’
‘Her name’s Bethilda dummy.’
‘How did you know her name?’ I asked with a suspicious squint of a eye.
‘Don’t look at me like that, she’s Hudson’s ex. The one who threw Violet into the pool with hands and legs tied after she found out Violet slept with him while they were dating.’
‘Ooooh, you mean the one that smashed a bottle on your head four year ago when you pressed her b-obs?’ I asked tauntingly. That girl was a hærdcore mess. Fun, squeal a lot, crush on boys but never give a damn about anyone or things. The one girl Xeron gave up on after he got his head broken.
What was she doing with Lyra?
She normally kept no friends, just go around like she don’t even exist.
She was corrupting Lyra.
‘What did you eat Xeris? Do you want to pull down this building to it foundation?’ He asked upsettingly. ‘Is this how your shit smells?’
‘Just move,’ I kicked the door open easily. ‘I d….’
‘Fresh air!!!! I’m alive!!!!’ He shrieked running away with hands raised in excitement. ‘I survived!!!!’ He shrieked more disappearing into the other side of the empty hall.
Nitwit.
# Lunch_Break
# Club9
° X-Alpha almost killed 37 people with his extraordinary fart. ° I stared at the article with mouth opened. Somebody uploaded the post on the school website and it was going viral. The guys were laughing their stomach out of stability, even Tan!
‘Are you guys seriously kidding me!’
‘No, we are laughing at you,’ Xeron said between his laugh. ‘Did you see your nickname? Fartacious X….’
‘Oh my God! The class was a mess!’ Xena laughed. ‘Tan you used have been there to inhale the fartalicious bomb.’ Their laughter increased, Wells exaggerating by falling and rolling on the floor.
‘That was fartabulous!’ Tan of all people joked. Everyone laughed louder.
‘You guuuuuys, this would ruin my reputation.’ I cried. ‘Tan do something.’
‘Do I look like your farting internet?’ I whimpered.
‘Tan, please take all the post down,’ Xena laughed. ‘Do your stuff.’
‘That doesn’t mean I can get it off people’s phone.’
‘I’ll make a post telling everyone I pranked him and it was cool.’ Luke said chucklingly.
‘Wells will you stop exaggerating and get off that floor!!!’ I yelled.
‘Ha! Fartacious X.’ He laughed more.
‘Hey guys!’ Lyra and Bethilda chirped.
‘Betty baby, looking hot!’ Garry exclaimed.
‘He knows you?’
‘I dated Hudson, remember?’
‘You didn’t tell me you were acquaintance with him….’
‘I’m acquaintance with everyone, that’s just how I roll.’ Lyra stood in a way I could see the size of her butt. I whistled and smacked her ass.
‘Ouch! Xeris!’
‘Nice ass, it’s inviting.’ She smirked.
‘And yours is doing a good job “farting” things up.’ I frowned, the already dying laughter returned in seven folds.
‘He really turned the class to a fartastrophe.’ Xeron added, his laugh higher than others.
‘And we all fart away for our dear lives.’ Xena added.
‘I can swear I saw a fly pass away immediately the sweetness of your fartume reached it nose.’ Thil as I’d call her added.
‘For the hundredth time!!!! I didn’t…..’ Another fart sound blared out, an actual me one this time. I sank under the table, it was better I stayed there.
‘That was fartastic!’ Lyra exclaimed and laughed.
‘It’s a good thing this one didn’t fartarize the room.’ Tan added. I had never been so humiliated. At least I knew how Lyra pulled it off. Thil was there.
I looked at everyone’s legs before my pervert eyes stopped at Lyra’s. She was wearing a gown, one that crinkled up when she sat, her legs crossed and most part of her thighs exposed. My eyes roamed down her slender legs, the two long toned legs, It looked like her legs were specially carved to taunt me. My fingers twitched with desperation, a strong desire to reach out and feel the velvetiness of her skin, every single silk tissue.
I unconsciously reached out and graced my hand on her left th-gh.
She scre-med in fright, flying out of her seat and kicking my eye in the process. She tumbled over the chair and fell with a very loud thud. So I touched her but graduated with one eye.
‘I’m okay.’ She gro-ned.
I’m blind!
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# XERON
I laughed to my heart content pointing at Xeris’ black eye. Lyra really got him good, in his next life, he won’t spy on a girl.
‘Oh….m….m…my stomach…’ I gasped, it hurt from too much laughing. I looked at him, he was putting ice on it. Who was I kidding, I laughed again, falling back on his bed.
‘Shut up.’ He gro-ned.
‘She should have killed you, then you’ll go to hell and tell the devil that you died because you were trying to get a clear view of a girl’s kitty. Then devil will swat your head and say….’ I cleared my throat and pushed my chest out. ‘My son, you are a fool! When I committed sin at the garden of Eden, did I eye Eve’s br-asts or any other part? Why did you try that. Anyways, I’ll dash you to my fire to roast you as corn.’ I mimicked a deep voice.
‘Xena, tell Xeron to stop mocking me!’
‘What killed him?’ Xena laughed.
‘Poontang.’ We chorused and laughed h-rder. It was rare to mock him, he is a guy of perfection, barely made noticeable mistake so it made laughing him more enjoyable.
# XERIS
I hate my life but I hate Lyra more, she caused me the humiliation. No one had ever laughed at me the way my stupid wombmates did.
‘Wow! Nice makeup!’ Xerra laughed as she leaned on the doorframe with arms folded. She’s nineteen, very stubborn and cold. They laughed more until our chest probably hurt. ‘Okay, joke aside, who among you nitwits poisoned dad?’
Uh oh.
Xena gasped.
‘Dad was poisoned!!! How come?! When?!’
‘Last night and one of these fools or both did.’ She pointed at us accusingly.
‘Why would I hurt my own father?’ Xeron lied sharply.
‘I might hate him but I don’t want him dead.’
‘The poison was to weaken him, not kill and that spells you Xeris because the last time I checked, you poisoned his tea once and gave him worma….whatever Aunt Xerni called it because he froze your accounts.’ She seethed walking into the room directly to me.
‘Me!’ I gasped innocently. ‘I will never!.’
‘Xerra, Xeris might be bad but he will never do that…I have to check on him, where?’
‘Upstairs with Aunt Xerni and mom.’
‘Mom is back! Oh my god!’ She ran out. The girls love dad more, especially Xerra.
‘Now she’s gone, who among you poisoned…..ra
ther, whose idea was it?’ Xeron and I pointed at each other.
‘What! Xeron, it was your idea!
‘Don’t lie against me,’ he cried. ‘I can never think of such.’
‘Maybe you think you’re talking to Xena.’ She hissed wrapping her electric chain wh¡p around her hands. ‘Start talking!’. She lashed the wh¡p on me, it large chain wh¡pping my other good eye. I scre-med, she’s killed me!
‘I’m your older brother, you can’t… ‘
‘And he’s your father you animal! What is wrong with you Xeris!!!!’
‘F-ck!’ My eye was bleeding, I couldn’t dare touch her, I love her too much to. Xeron sprinted to the door very fast, running for his dear life.
Funny as it may sounds, she beat him up almost everyday.
‘You can’t run away from me Xeron!!!!’ She yelled as she chased him.
Crap, okay maybe I went too far.
 
 
To be continued.
The boys get mind o
Xerra is really living cold like Clover.
Imagine what Mixzi would do to them if she found out they did the deed.