Jerk Husband Rude Wife Episode 67 – 69

JERK HUSBAND, RUDE WIFE

HIS HEARTTHROB, HER HEARTBEAT

Written by: Pamela James

Chapter 67

AUTHORESS PAMELA POV

Ivy was sitting on the couch in deep thoughts when Ronald and Michael came and sat beside her.

“What are you thinking Iron?”ronald said ruffling her hair.

“Nothing” Ivy glared at him.

Micheal took his phone out and started playing game.

“Ronald, I am thinking we should celebrate this Christmas as a family. No work, no going out alone!” Ivy said excitedly.

“Haha. Who will think of going out with Ronald” Michael laughed.

“Actually no one will reject a hot handsome dude like me.” Ronald said throwing daggers at micheal.

“Oh so this is the problem” Ivy said grazing at her imaginary beard.

“Yeah”

“If people get to know that you live here then your chances of getting a date will increase?”

“Yeah”

“Anyways Ronald, I am getting bored, Your cold Frederick is also not here so that I would irritate him to pass my time.” Ivy whined jumping on the sofa.

” You can help me in playing my games” Michael grinned.

“I want to pass my time not to waste my time. Let’s do something productive” she rolled her eyes.

“What do you exactly want to do?” Ronald asked.

“Lets do water balloon fight.” Ivy grinned while Michael and Ronald’s jaw dropped to ground.

” This is what you call productive?” Micheal and ronald said simultaneously.

“Yeah. Let’s go.”

With this Ivy started dragging them both.

Moments later a bouquet was filled with water balloons.

“Who get soaked more will loose first and the one who get soaked less will be the winner. Okay warriors take your positions” Ivy roared and ran behind the sofa.

Ronald stood behind the divider while Michael stood behind door.

With this they started throwing balloons at each other.

Ivy was about to sit back when micheal threw balloon at her and it burst on her head.

“Hehehe” ronald laughed closing his eyes.

Ivy took this chance and threw a balloon at him.

Ronald’s jaw dropped to the ground and he ran behind the divider.

Just then Michael’s phone rang.

He stepped out to take the call.

Just then Ronald threw balloon at him.

After almost twenty minutes, the launch was drowning in water but who cares?

Michael threw balloon at ronald and he hide behind and the Balloon burst on Aaron head who just came out of his room all ready to go for a meeting.

“What the hell !”
He roared looking at his devastated self.

His shirt was hanging down because it was getting w-t.

Water was dripping down his hair.

“Have this and cool down” Ronald threw another balloon at him.

Aaron froze at his place when balloon burst directly at his face.

“I. Will. Kill. You” He said with gritted teeth.

” Come on Aaron don’t be a partypopper. Come on join us” Ivy dragged him along with her who was throwing daggars at them.

Aaron also started fighting with them.

There was water all around the launch.

They were busy in their fight when a loud ear piercing scre-m echoed in wh0le house.
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☺Frederick☺

I was going to the warehouse.

I went in the garage but couldn’t find my car keys.

I was going back tomy room when I heard voice coming from the launch.

I marched towards the launch with a twitched brow.

My eyes w¡dened and my mouth hung opened when I witnessed what was happening there.

I stepped ahead to stop them but ended up sliding down due to the slippery tiles which were drowned in water.

“Aaahhhhh!!!!” I whined when hit my back on the ground.

“Who died?” Ivy raised a brow.

“Lets see” Ronald said excitedly and they went towards the launch’s door.

Michael and Aaron looked at each in horror after having the glimpse of me laying on the floor wailing.

“Hey Frederick” ronald grinned.

“Everything is okay but why are you laying here?why are you here when the bedroom is free. You can sleep there.” ivy said using her all the levels of intelligence.

“Maybe he wants to lay on the ground. You know that launch is quite airy.” Ronald said grazing his imaginary beard.

” No no he wanted to swim that is why he is laying on launch floor which is drowning. Come on, You could have taken us to the sea side.”Ivy said shaking her head while making faces.

“Shut up” I shouted and Ivy and Ronald put rolled their eyes.

“Come on, Aaron pick me up. I am dying with pain.”I gro-ned.

” But…”

“Ivy, try to understand the situation. He slipped ” I heard micheal whispering near her ear interrupting her.

Ivy’s eyes w¡dened.

Ronald and Michael helped me and made me sit on the sofa which was also w-t.

” Who the hell poured water here?”

Micheal and Aaron pointed at Ivy and Ronald.

I glared at them as they grinned innocently scratching their necks.

Chapter 68

IVY

I was sitting in the sofa typing something on my phone with full concentration.

“Done” I jumped excitedly.

“What are you doing?” Ronald asked coming towards me.

” You were saying that if people get to know about you then then you will make more friends? Look what I did?” I said smiling.

” What did you do?”

“I posted you and Michael biodata in my Facebook story and also tagged you both. Go and check” I held my collar proudly up.

“Okaaay” Ronald said with strange expression taking his phone out.

I sat back in the sofa humming.

“What the hell is this?” Ronald shouted looking at his phone.

“What?”

“What the hell did you write Ivy?”

“Read yourself”

“Whattttt?” Michael scre-med .

“What is this Ivy?” Micheal shouted coming towards them us.

” Did she do this to you too?” Ronald raised a brow while Michael nodded.

” Come on I did it for your good” I shrugged.

“Ronald read what she wrote in your bio.” Micheal said and ronald nodded.

“Hi, everyone. This picture here is my brother’s pic. He is Ronald. Ronny is so handsome and damn innocent that he looks like a lost puppy!!
He sleeps the wh0le day. He pretends to be dead when someone asks him to help them in any chores.He is a drama queen. He talks alot that sometimes everyone get annoyed by his nonstop gossips. No one listens to ronald at home. He takes bath once in a month. The only work ronald is good at is creating scenes. Don’t be like Ronald, but wait, one second. Ronald is ronald, no one can be ronald!”

Ronald fell on the floor with thud after reading his own bio.

Michael looked at me with sour mouth and then burst into laughter.

“Who the hell writes such bio?” Michael asked still shocked.

“Didn’t you like it?” I asked with my mouth hung opened.

Ronald looked at her and shoke his head stopping himself from pulling his hair.

“Stop laughing like a lunatic and read yours. I am sure your one will also be this much honourable.” Ronald glared at Michael.

Micheal switched his phone on and started reading.

“This is Michael.
My brother.
He is so dashing just like a beggar.
He brushes only after getting scolded by mother.
Everyone calls micheal low-price actor at home.
He plays with mosquitoes and flies the wh0le day because he has nothing to do except this.
He is the biggest miser. He never gifts me anything.
He sleeps like a drunk man. No one can wake him up.
He finds joy in doing idiotic stunts while he becomes dead when it comes to work.
No one listens to him but still he keep on blabbering wh0le day.
Don’t be like Michael. But wait, one second… Micheal is micheal and no one can be like Michael!!”

Micheal looked at me with eyes ready to flow.

” Who told you to be this honest Ivy?” He asked stopping himself from hitting his head in the wall

” You know that we should not create any relation on the basis of lies” I said innocently.

“Your honesty will get us beaten someday! After reading this no one will want to associate with us.” Ronald said making faces.

“But why?” I pouted.

“After this much speechless introduction given by you!! Save us and delete it.” Micheal shoke his head.

I rolled my eyes and deleted the story.
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Day passed with them fighting and having fun and night came.

I was sleeping like I haven’t slept since ages when I heard someone gro-ning.

As much as I hated it I opened my eyes only to see Frederick who was whincing in pain while sleeping.

His hands were on his face.

My eyes w¡dened when I remembered that he slipped in the afternoon.

I quickly ran towards the drawer and took an ointment from it and jumped towards the bed and in this instance I tripped over my trouser and fell on Frederick

“Aahhh!!” He gro-ned and opened his eyes.

” Why the hell you are jumping like a kangaroo at this hour of the night?” He said pushing me aside.

“Sorry for the inconvenience. I was just coming to bed.” I grinned.

“Coming to bed or tending to break the bed” He raised a brow.

” Now you are going beyond limits.” I glared at him.

Frederick glared at me back and turned around making his back face me mumbling.

After sitting there for sometime when I got idea of him sleeping I went closer to him and gradually started pulling his shirt up.

His eyes shoot opened when my cold hands came in contact with his warm skin.

“What are you doing?” He was about to turn back when I shouted.

” Dont turn”

” Why?” Pain was evident on his face and voice.

“I am applying ointment” I said softly .

” No need” he said pulling his shirt down.

“O come on! Don’t be. I am your wife. I can even see you shirtless.” I said without thinking but facepalmed myself when he looked at me with a smirk.

“Then I am your husband so same goes for me too. Isn’t it?” He smirked.

“Just shut up./You are too gross.” I said slapping his arm with crimson coloured face.

“Woah. You can say whatever you want but when comes to me, I have to shut up wow! What an injustice!” He said raising a brow.

” Okay okay sorry. Now let me apply this. It will ease your pain” I said and he nodded laying back on his stomach.

I started m-ssaging his back and it soothed him alot.

Feeling peace all over his body he closed his eyes.

“Does it hurt?”

“Not anymore”He smiled.

“Why?”

“Because your hands are soft like flowers.” With this he sat up and took my palm in his hands.

“Thank you so much” He k-ssed my both palms one by one.

” No problem” She smiled.

“Lets sleep! I am tired like hell.” He said and I nodded.

Turning off the lights, I laid beside him.

I tried to put my head on his chest but refrained back thinking that it will hurt his wound.

Just then Frederick put his arm around my wa-ist and pulled me closer and put my head on his chest.

“I am strong enough to handle your weight” He murmured and I smiled wh0leheartedly.

Chapter 69

Frederick

It was eleven at night.

I was roaming here and here in my room because even after trying hærd, I couldn’t sleep alone.

My all anger was faded away by now and gulit had overcome me.

I was cursing myself for shouting at her.

A knock broke my chains of thought.

I looked up and saw ronald leaning onto the door with his arms folded on his chest.

” Where is ivy?” I asked standing up.

“Why should I tell you?” Ronald raised brow.

“Because she is my wife.”

“Yeah that wife whom you insulted in front of everyone.”

I kept quite.

Ronald sighed and sat beside me on the Sofa.

“She is sleeping in my room. We were watching a movie and she slept in mid.” Ronald said playing with a small dive placed on the table.

” Why?”

“I told you already.”

“Send her back”

“She won’t come. You know Her!”

“Then what? I can’t sleep.” I shouted frustratingly.

“Take her back.”

“She won’t come. You know Her”

“Well you deserve to be left alone. What you did was not even close to cool. Do you know how badly she cried?”

“I was angry”

“So what? You will treat her like trash? That’s not a way to handle someone and that too when that person is so innocent. Did you try once to justify her act? She is overpossessive for you that is why she fought with those girls. Those girls should have also done something that ignite her. You know what! She is that innocent that I asked her to smile and she smiled genuinely even with tears in her eyes. She is the one who tries to spread smiles everywhere and when she does something exceptional you insulted her to no extent.” Ronald said and I kept quite because I knew that he was right.

” You could have stopped me earlier”

“I tried. Do you even remember your words? You said that we all have made her a brat. I was about to rip your head but she signalled me stay back cause she didn’t want us to fight over her.”

“I am guilty” I sighed.

“Should I make a pickle of your guilt? If she won’t forgive then I will fully support her because you deserve not to be forgiven this time. Even if she forgives you then I will ask her not to talk to you because why would she be the one always to forget and forgive?” Ronald said smirking.

“You are no less than an enemy!” I rolled my eyes.

“I am the enemy for those who hurt my Ivy” ronald held his collar while I raised my brow.

“She is sleeping now come on get her back to her room.” Ronald said and stepped out of room.

I sighed and went towards Ronald’s room.

I took her in my arms and advanced towards my room.

She quickly encircled her arms around my neck and smiled in her sleep leaving me stunned.

I entered my room and closed the door behind with my foot.

I made her lay on the bed and sat beside her.

My guilt deepened when my eyes s₱0tted tear stains on her cheeks.

I cursed myself for doing this to her.

Leaning closer, I took her tears on my l-ips and trailed k-sses all the way to her neck followed by tear stains.

She startled in sleep and I pulled back.

Moving towards my side, I switched off the lights.

” Why you have to get this much jealous and insecure? Huh?” I whispered grazing her cheek with my nose.

” Why do you always forget that I can’t keep up anyone but you? I am yours and belongs to you and vice versa. I won’t give the right to someone else which I gave you I am yours and will stay as yours!” I whispered determinely looking at her lovingly.

I placed a k-ss at her forehead and pecked her l-ips. I closed my eyes placing my arms around her and my head in the crook of her neck.

Sleep engulfedme while I was inhaling her scent.

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😊IVY😊

I opened my eyes smiling.

“It was indeed the best dream ever. Mr. Monster apologized and even k-ssed me” I was squealing when a voice brought my attention back to reality.

I looked up and saw Frederick standing in front of the dresser looking at me with amusing eyes.

I looked around and it clicked me.

“What I am doing here?” I shouted.

“rom-ncing with me” he said cheekily.

“I mean how I ended up here?” I said with gritted teeth.

” This is your room. where else should you end up? ”

“Ronald!!!!!!” I shouted on top of my lungs.

“I brought you here” he said seriously.

“Ronald!!!!” I again shouted ignoring him.

“Yes???” Ronald came running towards our room.

” What I am doing here?” I raised a brow.

Instead of answering me,he turned towards Frederick and took his face in his plam examining it.

“What are you doing there? Answer me” I said.

” No l¡pstick mark means you were only sleeping here.” Ronald said thinking like he gave most confirmed theory of world.

My jaw dropped to the ground while my cheeks turned red.

“Idiot” Frederick bent down to take his slippers but Ronald ran out and the slipper came back after hitting the door.

I stood up and took my clothes and went towards the washroom…..

To be continued