My crazy Housewife batch 3
đ°MY CRAZY HOUSEWIFE đ°
(sheâs psycho đ and troublesome đ)
Collaboration story đ
Episode 5
đ˛STEVEđ˛
âI was justâŚsending an Email to someoneâ I stuttered and acted like I just switched off the laptop.
She rolled her eyes.
âWhatever, letâs just go alreadyâ she said and started walking to the door.
I fixed my belt and grabbed my car keys and phone.
Thank God,
She didnât catch meâŚ.
Soon, we heard a thud..
Tessy froze and looked back.
âWhatâs that sound?â She asked me and am forced to look at the table where Vanessa was hiding.
âI donât know, letâs goâ I jibed trying to hold her.
She yanked her hands off and stood at the center of the office.
âIs there someone else here?âshe asked, I donât know why but my heart starts to race.
She went behind the table,
âCome out b*tchâ she said and Vanessa crawled out.
Tessy glared at her and to my suprise, Vannesa lowered her head looking embarrassed.
âDo you have boyfriend?â Tessy asked her
âY..yesâ she muttered.
âDoes he have a d*ck?â Tessy asked
What?
What sought of question is that đ
Vanessa just nodded.
Tessy left her and came to me.
âLetâs go you man slut!â She said and left.
She looked a bit angry.
Pregnant pepper đą Sheâll surely deal with me
I sense revenge
I glanced at Vanessa before leaving .
đ˛đ˛đ˛đ˛AT THE GYM: YOGA
Tessy and I got to the gym and she changed her clothes to a singlet and leggings.
Itâs soothes her so well and brought out her curves.
I couldnât take my eyes off her pointy n**ples which was glooming from her light singlet.
Thank God this is a womenâs gym if not I would have dealt with alot of guys who stare at her.
Oh Tessy,
I hate you but I canât stop wanting to touch your body.
We got to the area of the yoga. There were four women on a blue mat also in their leggings stretching.
Tessy had a red matâŚ. It soothes her, Red pepper đ
She handed me her water bottle roughly and glared at me before kneeling on her mat.
I sat on a chair close to her.
Two of the women had bulgy tummy and the others, there tummy was as big as f***
âYour hubby came with you, how sweet of him! He must be crazy over youâ the fattest woman said.
I rolled my eyes.
Can women ever be quiet.
Tessy sighed.
âI doubt that. Look at me, am I ugly?â Tessy asked and I sat up to listen to them.
đşNo dear!
đşyouâre sâŹĂy!
đş strawberry đ honey!
The women đŠđľ đŠ replied at once.
âAm attractive right?
Then how come my husband is too blind to see good things? Heâs cheating on me!!!â Tessy bursted out.
The women looked at me at once.
Glaring and shaking in disgust.
What is Tessy doing,?
Why is she casting me?
â, how could you do such a thing?!!!?â One of the lady shouted at me.
âHave you no shame?â The other asked me pointing.
Oh geeexxxxx
How do I get out of this?
What do I say?
âNo no no, stop attacking him. Heâs not my husband, heâs my personal driverâ Tessy said.
What? đ¨đ
Me? A driver??
âMy husband, the idiot is at home. He doesnât care about me đ, he thinks am a burden. All the idiot wants is s3x! He even wants to push me and my baby out of his life after I give birth!!â She said crying and whining like a child which is annoying to me.
But she just denied me infront of these women,!!
Personal driver??
Tessy is wicked..
The women left their yoga practice and rushed to Tessy, consoling and petting her.
Begging her to take heart.
âMy husband is a lawyer, he can help put your husband behind barsâ one of the women said.
Wtff.
Tessy shook her head.
âNo, letâs spare the idiot but am sure of one thing⌠Heâll come begging one day. Heâll realize am a priceless jewel. That day, Iâll smash his balls with my heels đ â she said and I quickly touched my balls.
Never, Iâll never beg her.
She looked at me and smirked.
Oh gee, am suddenly afraid of her.
Episode 6
đ˛STEVEđ˛
I waited for Tessy in the car very angry with what she said back at the gym.
Never in my life have I been so insulted!
Right from the day I got her laid, I brought a death wish upon myself.
Sheâs surely sent to kill me, but Iâll kill her first.
The door opened and she entered the car flinging our house key with her middle finger.
âYou think that was funny? Seriously? You told them I was your fâking personal driver??â I barked trying so hĂŚrd to suppress my anger.
âOh pleaâŚse, if I told them you were my husband, they would have slapped the stars out of you. Besides, if you want to have that title so much, youâll have to stop cheating on meâ she said.
I scoffed.
âAm a stinking billionaire, I do whatever I want. If dad canât stop me, then who are you?â I asked turning on the car.
âI get it. Am nobody, no need to rub it in. Youâre free to do whatever you want hun, even sleep with a goatâ she said and I clenched my fist.
I swear I might kill her with my bare hands.
Sheâs too annoying!
We hit the road.
She pressed some button at the music player and a list of songs popped up. Written by Eunice NwoduâŚdo not copy.
I was watching her slowly and still had my eyes on the road.
Like she knew me more than anyone else, she picked Lil Wayneâs song.
I donât like his songs and Tessy knows that but sheâs just mrs Annoyer!
She increased the volume and the horrible tune came blasting from all sides of the car.
Oh lordâŚhelp me.
âCan you turn that off please? I donât want my child to listen to trash like thisâ I hissed.
âOh sorry, I canât here you!â She replied shouting.
Am sure she heard me well..!
How many months to go? Seven, seven months to go and the baby will come! Weâll split up and Iâll be a free bird again,
But come to think off it, who would be with the baby,?
Tessy would want to have her kid so thatâs not an issue. I can visit the child sometimes.
I just hope mom wont come inbetween Tessy and I divorcing.
She always have her way.
Tessy turned of the music and am forced to look at her annoying face.
âI want raspberryâ she whined pouting like a child.
âThe only place we can get that is at Millyâs Beverages and itâs kinda far from hereâŚ.you should have said it when we were at the gym, itâs closer from thereâ I stated turning around.
âStop blaming me,.. I wasnât feeling like it then. Please drive fast before I loose appetite for itâ she said.
I rolled my eyes and increased the speed passing the speed limit of that street.
âAwwn, youâre such a caring hubby, see how fast youâre going to attend to my needsâ she said sounding like snow white.
I scoffed.
âI just want whatâs best for my baby. Youâre out of the question. I care for mosquitoes more than youâ I jibed.
âAnd those mosquitoes will be the one to give you s3x then đâ she muttered.
âYouâre not even the last person on my I_care listâ I said and I knew it got to her.
âFâk you, you bloody liar!â She blurted and folded her hands angrily.
I continued driving. It was now few blocks to the beverage store.
âI donât want raspberry again, letâs go homeâ she said angrily.
Wtff..
â do you know how long it took me to get here??â I asked not believing this woman.
âAre you complaining??â She asked.
I scoffed.
âWhatever, weâre going to that store and thatâs finalâ I said and sped up reaching the place.
âAm not drinking any thing then. It would be poison cause your baby donât want it againâ she said.
Crazy woman đ
âIf you refuse it, Iâll pin you down and force it down your throat. I canât come all the way here and go back empty handed like an idiotâ I said and parked the car at the parking lot.
âHuh! I hate you Steve, I hope you know thatâ she said still angry.
I watched her angry face,
Can this my preggy pepper get any cuter?
geez, she just said she hates me and here I am admiring her face. đ
âOkay, letâs go homeâ I said and started the car
She stopped me with her soft hands on mine. How can her hands be so soft? , she was a maidâŚ.
âWe canât go, weâre already hereâŚletâs go and buy raspberry and even cranberry juiceâ she said excitedly and came out of the car.
See this womanâŚ
I thought she said she doesnât want raspberry anymore đ
I came out of the car and joined her in the big beverage store.
~~~~~~~`~~~~~~to be continued đ