pastpor dan episode 5 – 6

🔞 PASTOR DAN 🔞

Episode 5 & 6

I Left Pastor Musty Office With A Big Smile On My Face. Chai The Eagle Has Landed And The Joshua Has Come.These Good News Must Not pass idris my one and only friend and roommate.he must be the first to here the news.

“idris! idris!! “i shouted the moment i step my foot on our door.

“wetin happened na?why you the shout my name na fowl ?”he said,coming out of the bathroom.

me:[rush to the bed and sat down,breathing real hærd]my friend good news o.

idris:what is the good news that is making you shout my name like a madman?

me:my friend the door of heaven has finally open on me.could you believe pastor musty has agreed to help me become a pastor

idris:[almost shouting]woow these is good and these called for a whole lot of celebration

me:[smiling]yeah bro.i wanna paint these house blue black today with drinks

i said and headed outside to buy drinks that i will share to the compound people for my new… should i said job or work.

The next day i woke up as early,as i could.i check on idris,the idiot was still sleeping and snoring like a mad man.

i went to the bathroom and brush my smelling mouth,that was already smelling as a result of the excess wine i drank the previous day.

after brushing my teeths,i went to the kitchen and warm the left over rice.i took my own portion of the food and ate,before heading to the bathroom to take my bath.

after taking my bath,i dress up and headed to pastor musty office,as we had an appointment today.pastor musty was not at his office so i had to wait for sometime before he finally came.

we enter in,side his office and the long boring words of advise starts.when he finally end his speech,it was already two hours gone.when he was through,he gave me a form to fill.after filling the form,i handed it over to him,thanked him and i left.

i left his office with much happiness in me not knowing taking the work was the beginning of my trouble

oh it is long since i tested the forbidden fruit,make i reach my gf side.

ONE YEAR LATER
I Stared At The Beautiful Sweet Lady At My Front. She Sat At The Visitor Chair I Ordered Her To Sitdown.Her sweet succulent l-ips were staring at me and i was like geez is these real.

d×¢kson was already rising,and the heat in,side was getting hotter and hotter every passing minute.her hug…..did not help matter at all

“hello pastor dan”she said and her sweet marvelous,sonorous and infact handsome voice brought me back to reality.

“ehrm…h..hi..”i managed to say.

me:[already sweating]ehrm…good morning miss

i managed to greet

lady:[smiling childishly]morning sir.my name is benita okoye.

me:[clear throat]okay so what can i do for you?

lady/benita:ehrm sir.i have a problem.

me:okay…lets hear your problem

lady/benita:sir i am having problem at my work place. my master is always disturbing me for s-×.sir i don’t know what to do

ME:oh what a touching story

benita:yeah.i don’t know what to do.my life has been in total agony since i met that stupid man

me:but wait i have a question

benita:okay asked

me:have you had s-× with him before

yeah the question toke her by surprise.i could see shock and shame boldly written allover her face.she was already sweating and panicking.

me:any problem with my question?

benita:no sir…nothing wrong.actually i was surprise when you asked me that question

me:really?

benita:yeah…if you really want to know,i had have s-× with him countless time.but he is not always satisfied. every minute he is demanding for s-× from me.he never get satisfied, his ego is always longing for s-×

oh my gee,i had never felt pity for a girl the way i felt for her right now.throughout my one year of being a pastor,i had encounter many beautiful ladies with similar cases but i had never pity them.i just pray for them,had s-× and that is all….

As A Cool And Sharp Guy For That Matter,i Stood Up From My Sit And Went And Met her.She Was Already Shedding Tears Which I Regard To As Crocodile Tears.

Me:[formimg Good Boy]sorry Please Stop Crying

Benita:**still Crying**

I Used My Hand And Put It Around her neck.i started begging her to stop crying.all i know is that,the sobbing become so intense that,i don’t know what to do next. I was thinking of the next step to take,when i saw her l-ips on mine.as you will think, yeah her l-ips test so sweet,like an undiluted palmwine.i was so carry away by the k!$s and we did it.yeah we did the unimaginable.

but just when i was done,and has done some clean up,my golden ring,became brighter than ever,it shune on my eyes as if it was going to blind me and i got the message immdiately.DANGER.i turn to the girl and shouted:

me:[angry eye]who are you??

benita:[smiling]haha am benita daughter of NORA THE QUEEN OF “WOMEN OF DEATH”

Me:what???

I Know You Will Be Kinda Surprise Why I Shouted These Is The Main reason Of The Flashback

FLASHBACH

When i got home that day,after a long hectic day with pastor musty, i toke my bath,cook noodles and ate.idris was not yet back from work,so i lay down and slept.i was still sleeping when i saw a dream..

DREAM LAND
I SAW Myself in a thick forest.i was looking around when,a mighty beast came out from nowhere and starts running after me.the speed i was using was more than that of usain bolt.during my race,i mistakenly hit my leg on a log of wood and fell down.the beast was running to me,when a dove came from nowhere and used it two left leg,pearched it on my head and lift me up.it toke me To A Very high mountain.when it got there,the white dove slow down,and left it legs on my head and i fell down at the peak of the mountain.

i stood up from the ground,dust my cloth,turn to the dove and said”thank you”.the dove didn’t respond,i just heard an unknown voice saying

“ ~BE CAREFUL OF THOSE U FOLLOW”
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🔞 PASTOR DAN 🔞

Episode 6

CONTINUES FROM LAST SCENE
the unknown voice continues”
“HUMAN HEARTS ARE DECEITFUL.THOSE YOU FOLLOW DETERMINE YOUR FUTURE.THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT ONLY FOR THE RIGHTEOUS.BEWARE”

the voice said and i woke up.oh it was a dream.i don’t really know what the dream means but i was already sweating.beat of respiration was all over my face.i was panting hærd and my heart beat has increase.

i check for my phone.i saw it under the pillow.i grapped it check the time and it was already some minute pass the hour of six[pm].oh gosh i must have over slept.

i woke up from the bed,went to the kitchen to prepare noodles,as it was the only available food at home.after cooking,i left it to cool down and i went to the bathroom to take my bath.

coming out of the bathroom,i met the shocker of my life.right infront of me was idris,gallantly sitting at the bed and devouring the noodles i cook.

me:[almost s¢ræming]idriss whatt aree youu doinggg??

idris:[with food in his mouth]ahh bro you are out from the bathroom.

Me:[noo I Still Dey Bathroom]come Idris I Hope Say No be my indomie you dey chop so?

idris:ah no vex na.i just saw indomie in the pot so i toke it and ate,thinking that you have already eaten your own share and that one is the one you reserve for me…

“GBOOAAA”
“GBOOAAA”

i slap him

me:how dare you eat the only noodles i prepare without informing me.what sort of nonsense is that?

he stood from where he was sitting,i thought he wanted retaliating,but he went to the kitchen and came back with my indomie in the pot
idris:[frown face]here is your indomie

he said and drop the indomie infront of me and continue eating.

me:[surprise]what is the meaning of these?

idris:i didn’t eat your food i was only joking?

me:[pleading face]ah am sorry for slapping you.i thought you ate the indomie i cooked

idris:keep the sorry for yourself

idris said and continue eating his food.i pleaded with him for a long time before he forgave me

idris:have forgiven you,go and sin no more and never take decisions when you are angry

Me:thanks Bro…Time To Devour My Own Food

I Said And Jump To The Pot…

Two Months Later,i Received A Call From Pastor Musty To Meet Him At His Office. The Last Time I Went To His Office Was When I Went To Fill The Form He Asked Me To Fill.I Wonder Why He want to see me.

i immediately,change up the cloth i was wearing and went to his office.

to make the story shorter,pastor musty gave me my appointment letter as an assistant pastor working under him.he was the boss and i was the second boss.

he also told me that these coming sunday,he was going introduced me to the church as the new assistant pastor,while the next sunday,i was going to delivered my first message[preaching] to the congregation….

**chai me daniel preach**

**ahh na wa o**

SUNDAY MORNING[INTRODUCTION DAY]
.
“SSSrrriii”

i spread perfumed.i look at my self in the mirror up to ten times before i was satisfy with my look.i was wearing a new black suit with a black shinning italian shoe,thereby rendering my cloth to match.today is my first day in my church as a pastor,so i must look perfectly handsome than ever before.

idris was just lying on the bed looking at me like a television. who cares? if he like,let him look at me all day,that is his business.

me:idris won’t you go to church today

idris:[yawning]noo till next sunday.i want to be in church the day you are going to preach and not today that you are just going to be introduced.

me:okay oo.so how do i look

idris:perfect.extremely perfect.no slight difference with olusegun obasanjo.

me:whatt???

idris:yes na.you guys just resemble each other like twins brother

me:idris e don do, no kill me with your bad mouth

i said and left

VENUE: CHRIST MERCY CHURCH[CMC]

TIME CHECK:10:30PM

I Step Into The Church With Agilated Contendance.I Was Super Happy Am Going To Be A Pastor Today And Also I Was Afraid.Just One Problem

**stage Fright**

I Used My Left Eye To Scan Through The Church,i s₱0tted An Empty Chair Close To A Beautiful Lady.perfect.new fish

“hello can i share the chair with you?”i asked,while scanning the girl.she no fine but she fine,in a sense that her face is not all that beautiful but her package na one in a million

“you are free”she said.that was the last word i ever heard from her,because she never spoke to me again even when i introduced myself to her
anyway,i still sitdown my own jeje

few minutes later, service has began.the whole preaching look boring to me. all my mind was that pastor musty should introduced me to the congregation.

finally he did.

“brethens”he started”for a long time now,i had been the only one controlling the affair of these church,but today god has sent a highly anointed minister to us.he is a man of timber and caliber.he is no other person than…”

____To be continued____