Gift episode 21
Gift episode 21
If
it were to be possible I would have just
shot that Jef on his forehead, because he is
handsome does that give him the license
to pull all types of pa-nts and sizes? mbok!
Today you will see him with one, tomorrow
another and next tomorrow another for
just one School oh. I really love that guy
I swear, my heart bleeds anytime I see
him frolicking the school compound with all those
useless girls in our school. One day I was
busy copying note in the class when Clara
came in breathing heavily.
Me: babe, which lion dey pursue you?
Clara: you no hear?
Me: hear wetin?
Clara: Jef, get HIV.
Me: commot there, you sabi lie oh!
Clara: I don lie for you before, the guy get that Virus wey dey chop human being like mad.
Me: ewooohhh!
Clara: no tell me say you don go fu-ck am?
Me: we don fu-ck na.
Clara: Gift! chaii… That guy don give you HIV.
Me: clean your mouth, we use c-ndom.
I
felt like I won’t die again, if not of the doctor
warning where I for dey? Life carry on
according to Tupac, that black with black
mamba. As the news made headlines
in the School, see the way girls avoid Jef
like say em be plague, even those girls
wey don cross HIV enter AIDS dey avoid
their junior colleague Jef wey get HIV.
Wetin come happen wey pepper me well
well na when Jef come meet me apologise,
say em dey sorry, blablabla.. That he loved
me, he was just playing hærd to get mbok!
are you girl? he started talking thrash
like he wanted to know that am not loving
him for his looks but for his character,
I still dey wonder which trait or character
I go love in him, abi na the womanizer
character. I just gave him red-card straight
and get lost right away. Matcheeww..!!
nothing person no go see for this world,
During Christmas holiday we didn’t go
to the Village, Mama is no more and the
wh0le thing is pointed at me. Clara didn’t
stop coming to our house to yansh our
gateman. One day my step-mom called
me to her room one night like that.
Step-mom: ehnn.. Gift, that your friend why em dey always come here everyday?
Me: to visit me na
Step-mom: you nodey go their house, everytime na she dey come.
Me: my papa nodey gree my commot from house.
Step-mom: that kind friend no good for you, nodey allow am come here.
Me: na the only friend I get.
Step-mom: make new friend.
Me: why you no like Clara?
Step-mom: ehnn… just forget, go sleep.
Surely,
the answer came one night when my
dad called me and asked if my Step-mom
is home and I answered affirmatively,
He asked me to check why she isn’t picking
his calls. I went to her room and knocked
nobody reply, I opened the door and find
it open. Wetin enter my mind na to go
check the gate-man house, as I reach
there I heard our gateman shouting and
my step-mom urging him to scatter her
puna with his kulikuli. I just clapped for
them and went back in,side, called my
father that she is very busy in the toilet
that she will call back. I no tell am, it is
needless. After I clocked sixteen years,
guys no come dey toast me again. No
matter how I dress to kill, them no even
dey call me for road, I even go check myself
for mirror to check if I don worwor or wetin?
why the sudden stop from Toasters Association,
abi them don anchor with ASUU? Clara
na told me that the new trend was 2go. That
is how my online madness started.
I
was planning on how to get phone from
my dad, one horrible looking illness struck
me that I couldn’t even walk properly or
even eat well. I was taken to the hospital
and my mind jumped into my mouth, fear
gripped me when they mentioned they have
taken my blood sample for HIV test. I
remembered when Jef ba-nged me hærd
in the toilet and I prayed it was a nightmare,
your creator go judge you Jef, chaii…!
small pikin like me go come get that evil
virus wey dey kill, the nurse carried me
to the test laboratory. I waka see the lady
wey fine get horns and because she no
wan smile go my way.
Nurse: how many boyfriend you get?
Me: I no get any boyfriend.
Nurse: you know say world nodey end here.
Me: nurse, wetin dey happen.
Nurse: you be negative.
Me: na you wan give me bp.
Nurse: how?
Me: forget, aunty nurse.
I
didn’t know how the illness disappeared
and I swore no c-ndom no kulikuli. I dropped
my phone in,side water and called
my father that my phone has spoilt, I told
him to get one that is browsing. I was
so happy when he promised to get it for me, muaaww..! muaaww..! I love
you daddy.
He bought Blackberry for me and I called
Clara to help me with it, Clara na addict
presser, so she taught me things especially
how to download the other one. She helped
me download and register in 2go, I picked
Gift2sweet as my username. I started
the 2go and I was asked to search for
friends in my phonebook, I refused because
those guys no get sense, how you go take
girl number then forget about her totally
after calling just once, their brains don
fry finish for oil pan. I started frequenting
2go rooms and add some guys closed
to my LGA, I added one guy with Veteran
star and I regretted why I did when he
showed his masquerade face on his profile
picture, he kept bugging me with love
messages, and plenty hi. One certain
day I was bored and logged in, he has
done it again but this time something
sweet and we-t. Wetin you dey think? bad
pikin like you. He sent the biggest kulikuli
that have ever seen in picture, I quickly
start typing sharp sharp, all those kind
actions need to be responded with actions
too.
Me: na your kulikuli be that?
Amoeba18: yes, you like am?
Me: yes, em dey make we we-t.
Amoeba18: my send more.
Me: yes.
Amoeba18: lets se-x chat so that I can make you squi-rt.
Me: wetin be se-x chat?
Amoeba18: you be new comer for 2go?
Naso
mastur*bation placed a ring on my finger,
every day I will charge my battery full
just to chat Amoeba18, we exchanged
numbers and even did call se-x too. But
the one wey sweet pass na the se-x chat.
He will send his er-ected di-ck and order
me to su-ck, while I will wrote some words
that implied that am actually su-cking
his hærd kulikuli. Like that like that oh!
he became my online boyfriend, the guy
can diss fah. I will upload s€×y pictures
and he will used it as his profile picture.
He taught me how to beef too, I even joined
his crew Mentor as we went crazy on
2go love. I met my biggest mistake on
2go when I added Israel, that took me
to the opposite of Promise Land in the
bible.
Tbc