Face to face episode 4 & 5
Face 2 face
STORY BY LUCKY THOMPSON
EPISODE 4
Three weeks later, the house *apartment* captain spoonz rented has been finish, all things renovated and he finally move into the compound. They were all in the compound hall for welcoming introductions and ceremony after captain spoonz’s arrival.
Oga val: every body, no need to wasted time because all of us here know say we don get new face here. So i go expect make we start the perfect introduction, oya konami start.
Konami: everybody this is spoonz and spoonz as you already know before, me i be konami the one and only game boy for this area.
Man1: my name na talent scout, na me be the one and only boxer for this compound, if you cross my part sorry go be your name…
Oga val: …hey hey oga boxer belike you won pay law abi?
Talent scout: no o, i just dey tell am now so that e go mind e business, nobi when i go kill person ona go say i bad, so i dey warm am now to void story that touches
oga val: okay o, e don hear you. Next!
Man2: my name na pastor daniel, if demons dey worry you, no worry you are in the right place and at the right time
man3: my name na igwe , na me be the one and only carpenter for this villa
man4: my name na famous, if you need fresh meat, contact me
man5: my name na stalex, i dey secure women centre
captain spoonz: women centre?
Konami: no mind the idiot, na ashawo aka olosho quarters security man e be
captain spoonz: you mean a brothel security man?
Konami: yes
stalex: konami, you dey mad! When you introduce yourself why you on tell am say you be the great drunkard of our time?
Oga val: na ona problem be that, ona wahala don too much . I go soon send ona packing
konami: oga land lord on mind the idiot, next!
Man6: my name na ele , i be the one and only bricklayes for here
man7: my name na nicknation but you fit call me timaya cause na me dey rock here with music
man8: my name na froshberry but you fit call me papa iyabo, i hope as you don come my wife p-nt go dey safe?
Konami: papa iyabo, say na him be your wife p-nts security officer?
Papa iyabo: come o, you well at all? Na who even call you here self?
Konami: abeg shut up seat down jare if you no get better thing to talk. Time dey go. Abeg young man wetin be your name?
Boy: my native name na iyabo but my english guy name na johnsky, i no get wahala at all but if you call me iyabo , wahala go dey
konami: so wetin you want am to call you?
Boy: call me johnsky
konami: NO wahala, and spoonz as you already know, this man here *points to idris* na our useless aboki gate man, e name o idris
idris: konami make you shit eggs there!!!
Konami: okay o i don hear you, oya the ladies!!!
Lady1: my name na tenniebenson the land lady for this area. You fit call me area mama
lady2: my name na victoriouschild, you fit call me vicky
lady3: my name na jummybabe , you fit call me mama iyabo…
Papa iyabo: and no forget to warm am about your p-nts o…….
Episode 5
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mama iyabo: useless man, for your town ona dey use p-nt do introduction?
Konami: mama iyabo you too much jor, no mind this stupid man
lady 4: my name na dency girl, na me be the one and only mama put for here
konami: come on shut up and sit down jor, you dey talk as if your food dey sweet?
Mama put: wait o, you well at all?
Konami: yes na
mama put: just because i refuse to give you credit rice and beans nai make my food no sweet again abi? No worry because of spoonz i go give you free food
oga val : food wahala
{everybody burst out laughing}
konami: next!
Lady5: my name na soma, i be the choir girl for here
konami: as if you sabi sing?
Kposaaaaaaaa!!!
{soma tear konami one thunderous slap}
soma: mind you am not your type
oga val: action girl! I love that, and konami i hope the slap never format all the data i store put for your head cause i still need them?
Konami: oga val you say wetin?
Oga val: abeg continue and soma next time you won slap am again, ask am if e get data for head to avoid data loss and system crash
soma: okay oga val i don hear
oga val: oya konami continue
konami: i no know where i stop o
oga val: oya soma reformat e head again to boot am cold
kposaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Soma: oga val i don do am
oga val: na so i see am but i hope this one no go wise e head clean?
Soma: not at all
konami: oya soma shut up before you go lie say na you get cherub voice
soma: oga val belike system don reboot o
oga val: soma thanks for a job well food, oya konami abeg continue
konami: next!
Lady6: my name na sommy angel, am a vip arena
konami: vip arena sho?
Oga val: konami dig her well
konami: oya tell us your title
iyabo: no mind her jor, she dey work for where stanlex dey secure
sommy angel: oya iyabo shut up or i tear you slap
iyabo: tear me slap ke? You no even happy say i dey help you advertise your business?
Sommy angel: i beg you?
Iyabo: okay na, no wahala, when next you come my room for business i go tell you say am no longer your customer
papa iyabo: iyabo, so na you dey thief my money carry patronize sommy abi?
iyabo:who call that one thief? Money wey our two dey work for nai you say i dey thief abi?
Papa iyabo: yes!
Iyabo: abeg papa, that one na sharing of income o not stealing of income
papa iyabo: mama iyabo you sure say this boy na my pikin?
Mama iyabo: if you ask me that one, na who i go come ask?
Konami: come ask me
sommy angel: abeg make ona do fast time dey go make i no late for business
iyabo: no worry today na me go book you
papa iyabo: for which house? My house?!!
Oga val: kai shut up! House You bring from your village come? Na my house you wan come claim abi? You chop witch?