Crazy househelp episode 17 – 18

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(They are egocentric 🥴)

Written by: Authoress Ti Fe 💞📚

CHAPTER 17

“You heard me loud and clear. Come feed me.” Landon repeated and Kim bit her lower lip.

“Why should I feed you? Can’t you feed yourself?” she asked out of frustration.

“I decide what I want to do and you have to right to oppose it. Bring the pancakes here, and feed me.” He ordered dipping his head in the water and left Kimberly looking in amusement.

She stormed into the house feeling so angry. She knew he was bent to frustrate her, but little did he know that she was his boss.

She carried the plate of pancakes from the dining table and walked back to the pool. The plate was on a tray, and a bottle of water and a cup were at the side.

She took it to the chair that was at the pool and placed it on it. Landon smirked after seeing it he climbed out of the pool.

Kimberly glared at him as he approached her. His body was dripping w-t, his shorts were fastened to his thighs because of the water.

And she could see the shape of his d**k slightly from the short. He came closer and she didn’t even notice he was there.

“Stop starting.” He whispered into her ears hitting her forehead with his palm.

“Ouch! What was that for?” she asked holding her head in her hand.
“Because you were staring without my consent.” He replied walking past her to the chair she placed the tray.

“I wasn’t starting.” She lied and Landon sighed.

“Whatever, I am starving. I need to eat. Come here.” He said waving his hand to her.

She smiled walking up to him and carrying the plate of pancakes. She wanted to sit on the other chair but Landon stopped her.

“Squat.” He said enjoying the moment.

“Squat? Why should I? My legs will be hurting.” She explained and Landon shrugged his shoulders.

“That is none of my business. Squad and feed me.” He said and she nodded speechlessly.

She knew after all he did, she would win at all.

“Let’s see how your face grows red after eating this.” She thought placing the plate on the chair. She picked up the fork and knife and cut a piece of the pancakes.

She moved it to his mouth and Landon opened up. She had a large smile on her face and Landon looked at her suspiciously.

“Why do you seem so happy?” he asked narrowing his gaze at her.

“Should I remain sad?” She asked with her hand still near his mouth.
“No,” he replied and she nodded. She urged him to open his mouth by moving the fork very close to his mouth again.

He opened his mouth to receive it, and all of a sudden he moved his mouth away.

“I don’t have an appetite.” He said standing to his feet and leaving Kimberly in shock.

“What? Why would you lose your appetite now? After going through all that kitchen stress?” she said angrily.

“I didn’t lose it now. I lost it when I knew you prepared pancakes. I don’t eat pancakes, and I ordered pizza already.” He said smirking.

“so why did you stress me?” Kim asked in rage. She wasn’t angry about the time and energy she wasted, but she was angry she wouldn’t be able to get her revenge on him anymore.

“I stress you because I pay you more than you should expect In a month as a maid. You can eat the Pancakes, but next time you need to ask me what I would love to it.” Landon said picking up his towel and walking into the mansion.

Kimberly stops there for minutes, staring at the pancakes and Landon as he walked away. She couldn’t believe what just happened.

“If you don’t have your revenge now, you have more than three weeks to show him the stuff you are made of.” she thought smiling wickedly.

She carried the tray of pancakes and walked into the house. She couldn’t eat them too because of the excess sugar and milk, so she had to throw them away.

She got to the kitchen and picked up the first pancakes she did which had a moderate amount of sugar and milk.

She carried it out of the kitchen and took it to the dining table. She placed it on it and took a bottle of water from the fridge.

She sat on the chair, blessed her food for few seconds before digging in. She took the first cut and bite and she shut her eyes in pleasure.
It tasted so good.

One part of her wished Landon tasted this set of pancakes she had made for him before the other ones. It tasted so nice that he would never doubt her cooking skills ever again.

“I guess I am to enjoy this one on my own then.” She thought taking another bite and shutting her eyes as she ate.

Landon mopped his body and wore a grey round-neck top and jean trousers. He dried his hair with his hairdryer and combed it.

He walked out to the living room to wait for the pizza delivery guy, and then he saw Kimberly sitting on his dining table and eating pancakes.

She seemed so lost in the snacks that she didn’t even notice she was there. The pancakes looked amazing and he wished he had not turned them down.

He didn’t lose an appetite, he just wanted to make her work in vain. Seeing her blast out in anger is his favorite.

“What the…!” He smacked making Kim flinch.

“What?! Why did you have to yell?” She asked with her mouth full of pancakes.

“What are you doing on my dining table! Are you nut? Who gave you the effrontery to sit on Landon Hernandez’s table?” he asked approaching her and she sighed.

“Seriously? Is that why you have to scre-m so loud?” She asked unbelievably.

“Get up.” He said looking at her.

“Gosh! You disgust me.” Kim stated standing up. She wasn’t in the mood for another fight with him. All she wanted to do is finish her pancakes in peace.

She reached for her pancakes and Landon stopped her immediately.

“What do you think you are doing?” he asked furrowing his brows.

“Leaving your dining table since it’s made for only Landon Hernandez.” She stated sarcastically.

“And where are you taking the Pancakes?” He further asked. Kimberly bit her lower lip In frustration, she understood he just wanted to piss her off.

“Any problems with that? You don’t eat pancakes.” She mimicked him and he scoffed.

“Whose flour is it? Whose sugar is it? Whose milk is it? Whose plate is it? Whose maid is she? All belongs to me. I decide what happens to it. So bring that here.” He decreed hitting the table with his finger.

“But you don’t eat Pancakes, and you ordered pizza. What do you want to do with my breakfast?” She asked.

“I decide when you eat in this house so drop that.” He ordered.

“F**k you.” Kimberly cursed dropping the tray on the table and walking away. Landon smiled and picked up the fork to try some.
He put it in his mouth and he was lost in the taste.

“Wow. This is good, she is so good.” He thought sitting and digging in.

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(They are egocentric 🥴)

Written by Authoress Ti Fe 💞📚

CHAPTER 18
Kimberly was still feeling hungry after Landon hijacked her food. To her, he did hijack her breakfast like a thief.
If he wasn’t going to eat it, why did he collect it from her? He should have just ignored her.
She needed to eat something. She walked out of her room heading to the kitchen again.
She got to the living room and saw Landon had finished eating all the pancakes and her mouth dropped open in shock.
“You ate them?” She asked and Landon looked at her with a straight face. He said no words but instead, walked to the couch and sat.
Kimberly turned to look at him with her mouth still opened slightly.
“you told me you had no appetite.” She stated angrily.
“And it came back. Any problems?” He asked with his straight face looking at her.
“That is so unfair. You ordered pizza already, you should have waited for them to get here. You didn’t have to eat my own breakfast.” She said looking at him.
“Actually the Pizza came already but I left it in the fridge. I lost my appetite for it and grew it for the pancakes.” Landon said.
He also felt he sounded stupid, but he just wanted to see her frown. It always gives her this flavor he doesn’t understand.
“I am taking that pizza and you are so not stopping me.” Kim muttered dashing to the fridge.
Landon wanted the same too, so he glared at her as she picked up the pizza box and she turned to look at him.
They both exchanged looks and Kim began to walk away with the pizza box.
“you have to know I would deduct the money for that pizza from your monthly wage.” Landon teased. He wanted to know what her response and reaction would be.
“Deduct it. I can’t starve myself in your mansion. So I would gladly let you deduct it.” She responded walking away.
Landon laughed softly at her speech. He doesn’t think she would ever stop being egocentric.
Kimberly got to her room, opened the pizza box and began to devour the pizza without thinking twice. She was way too hungry to start argue with Landon.
A message popped into her phone and she threw the last part of the pizza in her hand into her mouth. She picked up her phone and unlocked it.
She opened the m-ssage and it happened to be Alexandra.
“Your father wants to see you. You need to come to the hospital.” He sent and she rolled her eyes.
“why is he the one telling me this?” she thought replying his message.
“Why are you the one telling me this? What about mother?” She replied and waited for Alex’s response.
“She doesn’t want to talk to you because she is pissed with you.” He replied and she sighed.
She should have guessed.
“Can you please tell Dad I will come to the hospital when I am chanced? I can’t just leave my job now because I just started. I promise to come as soon as possible.” She responded and bit her fingers waiting for his response.
She missed her father too. Her father is her favorite parent because he understands her more than her mother. It’s unfair of her not to have visited him since he fell ill, it’s not done.
“But I can’t go there with an empty pocket. It’s not done.” She mumbled to herself sadly.
“He said he wants to see you tomorrow. He wants to talk to you and doesn’t want to do it on phone.” Alex replied and after seeing this, Kim shut her eyes and bit her lower lip pretty hærd.
“How do I face father without giving him some cash? Mother would so provoke me because of this. How do I tell Landon I would be taking a leave tomorrow when I just started?” She thought holding her hand.
She dropped her phone and began to think of a way to raise money, and also tell Landon she wouldn’t be around the next day.
“Why not ask him to pay you half of your salary now? And then you can work till the end of the month and then collect the other half.” She thought.
“No! I can’t go to Landon to beg him. That means I am lowering my standard.” She further thought shaking her head.
“But that means I won’t see father, and he would get mad.” She mumbled sighing heavily.
“Landon is the only option you have.” Her brain told her.
“Must he always be my only option?” She muttered breathing out with her mouth.
“For now. He is the only one that can save you from embarrassment.” Another side of her said and she rolled her eyes.
“Okay. I just need to be calm when I get to Landon. Act nice and don’t flare you.” She said to herself breathing in and out like she was doing Yoga.
She dropped the Pizza box on the bed and walked out of her room. Her heart kept beating fast, she was so nervous. She tried picturing Landon’s reaction when she tells him.
She got to the living room and saw Landon was busy on his phone. She fondled with her fingers nervously, she wasn’t sure about how to start the conversation.
She stood in front of him clearing her throat loudly so he could pay attention to her.
“what do you want this time?” Landon asked without raising his head. He kept his face glued to his phone.
“Can we talk please?” she asked and Landon puckered his brows.
“Did she just say please?” he thought. He knew instantly that something had happened which had to do with her family. She is meek only when it comes to her family.
“Go on.” He said willing to hear what went down this time.
“Can I please have a part payment of my salary?” She asked shutting her eyes and biting her lower lip.
“What?” Landon asked in shock.
“I really need it. If it’s not important, I won’t ask for it.” Kim said quickly.
“You are asking for part of your salary on the first day at work? On the first day you almost killed me, on the first day you have been acting so disrespectful. And you except me to give you part of your salary? How do you even know you would last up to a month in this house?” Landon asked and Kim felt very bad.
She knew this wouldn’t go well with Landon. But she can’t back down now, her father needs her and she has to be there for him even if it means begging Landon for help.
“My Father is sick Landon. He is dying in the hospital and I can’t just sit here and do nothing. It is because of him I am a maid, I can’t let that be a waste. Please I need your help this time.” Kimberly said and before she knew it, she began to weep.
Landon was shocked to hear her weep and he looked up. He saw the way tears rolled down her eyes and he became so uncomfortable about it.
“Stop crying.” He muttered looking away. He felt great pity for her.
“I can’t stop. It came out on it’s own so it has to stop on its own.” She stated and this made Landon smile.
She still acts cute when she is hurting.
“I would give you the money on only one condition.” Landon said and Kimberly looked at him. She was eager to hear his condition.
“which is?” She asked.
“You don’t think of leaving this mansion after working for a month. You stop working as my maid until I tell you to stop.” He declared and Kim glared at him.
“Those that mean I am stuck with him?” Kim thought but shuddered it away.
“Is that all?” She asked boldly.
“You don’t call me by my name anymore. It’s so disrespectful of you.” He muttered and Kim narrowed her gaze.
“So what do I call you?” She asked.
“Boss. I will manage that. “ He said and Kim bit her lower lip nodding.
“Okay.” She said nodding.
“Another thing. Stop trying to sed-ce me by biting your lower lip around me.” Landon said.
“What? sed-ce you? Hold on. Don’t tell me it’s getting to you.” Kim said smiling wickedly.
“Hm, you wish.” Landon mumbled looking at his phone.
“So…” Kim said waiting for Landon to say something she would want to hear like, give me your account details, or go up to my room and bring my briefcase full of money.
“So, we sign an agreement.” He said and Kim’s mouth dropped open.
“An agreement? For what?” She asked unbelievably.
“To make sure you don’t go against all my conditions.” He said grinning and Kim scoffed looking away.

TBC…

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