My Adventures With Jehovah Witness episode 7 – 8
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Episode 7
After going tru the fone, I dropped it as all her chat was none of my business but the annoying part of it was why was she claiming saint for me…was the cry all about? The I love you, don’t break my heart……oh..oh..i get tribal mark for face I guess…… She came out as I also took my turn to take my bath…she was fully dressed by the time I came back..i dressed up too and opened my wallet…all the money I had there was N2,200…..i handed over 2k to her while I kept the remaining N200…..She hugged me…. Debby: Thanks so much baby……but can u add some more for me…. Me: You can see all the money I had on me is N2,200 and I just remained the N200 incase I needed something urgently Debby:Pls now baby………u can do more….i need to make my hair, buy one text like that…there’s one top I want to buy…….and I promised my friend something on my way coming back Me: So, like how much are we talking about? Debby:If you can just add any amount for me baby…..pls Me:Tell me what u want baby, u no I will do anytyn 4u (for my mind mumu…..so, na me u want open shop for hin head abi)
Debby: That’s lovely baby…….I wouldn’t mind getting up to 10k Me:10k? that’s very small now baby……but the problem is that I don’t have any money here Debby:There is one Firstbank and Gtbank at the junction where I will enter bus to house now…….
Me: (see this geh sha)……………how are u sure I even have enough money in my account Debby: I saw the alert that came into ur fone a while ago now and I can see ur atm in,side ur wallet…..pls baby…u are my last hope baby…. I love u so much baby…. Me(on my mind…..weyreh ma lomode yi ke……e be like say u want make I teach u lesson…no p)……ohk…u no what we will do…maybe we should just walk down to use the Atm so that I can get some money for u but am not promising you the wh0le 10k ooooo Debby: Thanks so much baby….i love u so much baby….
she k-ssed me. I k-ssed her back passionately and used the opportunity to do serious bweast handling again….put my hand in,side her top straight and played with the bweast very well again…. Debby:Its ohk baby, pls lets go..its getting dark Me:I just wish we can still spend more time together…. Debby:Don’t worry baby, there will
still be plenty of another time….. (for my mind…….”weyreh babe….u don enter am 2day no worry”) Me:Baby, do u no that am seriously hungry right now ………. Debby:hey yah….sorry, Even me too….. Me:U know the job I did zapped all my energy…….Guess we should get something before going Debby:Ohk… Me:Lets walk down to the eatery along the street, we eat and start going…that shouldn’t take us more than 15mins……Can u pls Gimme the money with you………….will get the proper money for you from the ATM. She handed over the 2k I gave her earlier to me………(God don catch u 2day…..Na leg u go take wakka go home)…………..we walk down to the eatery…I ordered for fried rice and chicken and she did same…….we finished eating and our bill was N1,970…… they didn’t have change so I gave them all the 2k….we took bike from the eatery to the junction…..We first went to the GTBank, we met a guy coming out….he said the machine was not dispensing…I said lemme try my own luck…we both entered the ATM house..i first check my account balance and it showed 187k….i could feel the smile on her face and I smiled back…..i punched for 10k and the response was temporary unable to dispense cash…..”these banks and their ATM wahala…..guess people have exhausted the money there” I said to her…
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We moved down to the first bank and there was queue there…..we had no option than to stay on the line…….it took more than 30mins before it get to my turn….the ATM house was a secluded one…she couldn’t enter with me but she can see all I was doing from beside me…I entered then purposely input wrong pin number three times…..GBAGAUN…THE MACHINE SWALLOWED MY CARD…Ahhh…..what happened, the next person asked……..My card is not coming out, its like the machine has swallowed my card……The next person suggested to try his own card to confirm if my card was still in there or not…..He withdrew money without hitch……..people started pacifying me……”hey yah….sorry oga, sebi it was a weekend now, you would have go in,side and collect your card”…Bros, u just have to come tomorrow for your card…… It was a moment of displeasure……………………..
Debby:Sorry baby……..what do we do now Me:I don’t even no oooo……I don’t even have more than 50naira we collected from the bikeman again….no way for me to go to work tomorrow…….You don’t even have any money on u either… Ohhh God. . Debby:I don’t have any money oooo….all I have is just 300 naira which wont even take me home sef.. Me:Na wah ooooo…..what will I do now…I don’t even have credit on my fone to call sef Debby:what kind of silly machine is this sef… Me:Baby, pls do u have your ATM here……if you can just take like 1k, lemme buy card and call one of my colleague to help me with money…. Debby:I don’t even av much in my account..all I have is 7k and I can only take 6k out of it cos of the 1k minimum balance in my savings account…. Me:Pls lets take the 6k…..I will buy card, call my friend and reimburse you totally…. Debby:Your money will be 20k ooooo Me:No problem dear…I will give u….am sure I will get money from him We went back to the Machine..people allowed us to use the machine cos of what happened earlier….we withdrew 5k out of the 7k……we bought 500naira card each…..my fone rang immediately I load the card…it was my fried calling… Me on call: Guy, I just wan call u now…..u dey my house? Thank God… I dey come now abeg…just wait for me, I will be with u in d next 5mins….. Me:u c how God does things….the person I wanted to call is already at home…so, lets go and meet him at home… Debby:Ohk baby…. We climbed bike….she was in d middle while I was at the back…I started sending sms on my fone telling my guy not to gime me money no matter how much I beg him….he should also decline of having ATM card as I was coming with a babe…..thank God for network as the message delivered instantly and I deleted it from my fone….. I met my guy in front of my house and introduced Debby to him….we entered my room…it was almost 8pm……..i narrated my ordeal abt where I was coming from to my guy and pleaded for money from him My guy: Oga….shimgba, I no get……na money carry me come your side now as I need to get some drugs…am not feeling fine at all Me:But u get ATM now…..make I help u go withdraw My guy:My ATM card don expire since now……(showing me one tattered atm card)….ever since d tyn expire, I no go collect another one…. Me:Which kind wahala b dis…hw we want take go work tomorrow………..
My guy: No worry, I fit com pick u with my car tomorrow now… Me:But I need money badly now to settle some things……..so, hw u fit help me My guy:Except I call folake to raise me some bar..i can drive there and get some dough then come and give u but u go pay me my money tomorrow oooo…… Me:No problem brother…..i know u are always a helper…. My friend called his girlfriend and that one said she was at home…..he dashed out and I wish him best of luck as I will be expecting him in 15mins time………It was already 8:30…..the look on Debby’s face was not it at all as she has been receiving so many calls….she always excuse hersef whenever she want to receive the calls………………… Me:Baby, pls lets just wait for like 15mins…my friend will soon be back with the money Debby:Its getting late oooo and I will answer serious query from my dad regarding where have been since morning….. Me:Pls baby….u will soon get the money…………………… Debby:I just hope he will come within that 15mins Me:I trust him so much baby…………………….. Debby:Ohk dear
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