My Father’s Fiancee
[ A s£x spoon with Funke ]
Father : Hello 👋, who’s on the line?
But auspicious for me, she aborted the call instantly, I guessed she noticed my father’s voice. And I was a little bit relieved .
Father : yes yes, I said it,,, the girl aborted the call because she noticed that it wasn’t your voice.
Me: Did the person speaks with you at all?
Father : not at all, I said she aborted it.
Me: then why did you come to the conclusion that the caller must be female?
Father : I know na, why won’t I know, had it being it was your class mate or your mother, they would asked of you and not aborting The call.
Me: I don’t know ooo.
Father : You won’t know na, but one day I will catch both of you, now take your phone…
I took the phone, washed my hands then heads straight to my room.
Then followed by soliloquy:
” chaiii!!, casala for done burst today oo, I warned this girl not to call me but I will call her instead but she wouldn’t listen, thank God she played the game in a smart way by aborting the call instantly” I soliloquises.
******** Several days later***************
I was on my way to my Mother’s house in the village one day with one of my dad’s car without his intention and i met a beautiful girl on the road going to a river, I passed her by initially then I reversed to her then I wined down the glass.
Me: hello, young lady, may I help you with a lift?
She: not at all, thank you, where am going is not far from here, I will trek.
Me: but why? I just wanna help you. Just come into the car ( I said while opening the car’s door)
She: I said I will trek.
Me: the sun is very intense and is not good for a young fair lady like you. Just come in.
She agreed after convincing her with my sugar coated mouth.
The following where ensued between us in the car. Shared on whatsapp by Martino.
Me: hmmm, girls ehnnn, do you think I want to use you for ritual? Do you think am a ritualist?
She: not at all, I was just being afraid for nothing.
Me: hmmm, am not a bad person, my mother is from this village while my father is from another village called ” Adula”. You might know my mother, she’s Janet by name, she sells somewhere around Chief ochigbo house. She’s just a petty trader..
She: oooh! Mama Grace?
Me: yeah, mama Grace, she’s my mother, do you know her too well.
She: yes, very well, she’s my regular customer.
Me: OK, nice then. May I know more about you.
Me: nothing, just to know.
She: hmmm, OK, am Angela by name, am 17 years old and I abode in this village. That’s all for now.
Me : wow, what a nice name, Angela.
Angela : thank you.
Me: you are welcome, am Peter by name, am 18 years old…..
Angela : wow, you are a year older than me.
Me: ohh, yeah yeah. Do you have a phone?
Angela : yes I have, why asking?
Me: ohhh, calm down now, can you please give me your contact if you don’t mind.
Angela : no! I don’t give my contact to strangers.
Me: but am not a stranger, I have told you who I am. Just give me your contact…
Angela : OK, let me have your phone.
I quickly gave her my phone and she put her contact.
I dropped her, then bade her good bye when I reached her destination. And I told her that I would call her on phone later then.
The following day was on Sunday, so I dressed up like an Ajebor pikin then head straight to Funke’s house because she told me to pay her a visist.
Immediately I stepped into her compound, she ran to me and gave me a hot hug.
We exchanged pleasantries then entertainment follows.
Me: happy Sunday ooo.
Funke : same to you.. How are you doing?
Me: am managing…
Funke : managing kee?.
Me: lol , enjoying….
Funke : hmmmmm, so you still have the guts to visit me today again right?
Me: lol ,, am sorry ma.
Funke: ma kee? Am your mate oo.
Funke: least I forgot, your father almost caught me the other day oo.
Me: ohhh, I can’t laugh. But you tried ooo, see how you just ended the call when you realized that I wasn’t the one who picked the call but my father.
Funke: haha, he questioned You right?
Me: very well, copious questions….
Funke : haha, that man ehn.
Me: ok, back to business, the aim of me being here today is for you to give me feed back.
Funke: feed back? I don’t understand….
Me: you don’t understand? You said I should give you are week so you can meditate on whether to be my girlfriend or not na, have you forgotten?
Funke : ohhhh, this boy ehnnn. I I I………
Me: you what? Speak up na.
Funke : never mind, I will give you feed back when you want to return home.
Me: no na, why not now?
Funke : ok, ye yes, I will be your girlfriend.
Me: wow, I can’t believe.
I moved close to her, then hugged her as a sign of appreciation. We spent like a minute in the hugging then hugging turned to kissing, before I Know, we both fell on the bed and we started……………
Before I know, we both fell on the bed and we started playing romantically, while I was on top of her. I unhooked her bra then located her [email protected] instantly,, I was s—–g one while tickling the other. I later found my way to her abdomen and I started fondling there… I was completely lost, it seems I was in another planet 🌔 then… I later moved to her waist, I was trying to pull off her g string pant but she resisted me, I tried the second time and she stopped me agian, I felt bad.
” does that mean I haven’t romanced her to the extend that she will free her self for me totally? Does that mean he’s not having the urge now? Which kind girl is this? ” I soliloquises.
I again located her waist and started romancing her more and more as the tempo of her m0aning escalates.
I later moved down trying to pull of her g string pant but she stopped me again.
” why na? ” I asked her in a low tone ( an ear shot )
” this is our first date, am accepting your proposal today and you want to have s£x with me, am sorry I can’t, I may other day but now I don’t think you can, that’s my custom ” she replied me.
I was so furious and confused, but I got convinced and calmed when I looked at her points critically. I got down from her and we sat on the cushion while we conversate.
Me: hmmmm,, but you got me in the mood…
Funke: I got you in the mood? I don’t understand.
Me: Ohhh, never mind… I Think You have a point there, but hope you won’t say same thing next time?
Angela: Hmmmm… You this boy ehnnn.. What do you even enjoy in s£x?
Me: lol 😂, while are you saying this as if you are still a kid? Hmmmm… ok, pleasure…
Funke : hmmmm.. Pleasure?
Me: yeah. And you?
Angela : I haven’t done it before oo.
Me: lol 😂, You haven’t done it before keee.
Angela : I mean it, I haven’t done it before… Ok, pleasure…. I do derive pleasure from it too..
Me: OK, when do you want me to visit you again?
Angela: as usual…
Me: as usual? I don’t understand..
Angela : coming Sunday…
Me: but it’s too far oo.
Angela : it’s too far right? You want to……….. Never mind. Let it be on coming Sunday.
Me: OK, your wish is my command.
Angela : lol 😂, your wish is also my command.
We chat at lengthy and I left her house..
Immediately I reached home, I encountered my father making call with someone. When I moved close to him, I realized it was Funke and the call they were making seems harshly. So I hid myself at the back of a door .. I heard ::::
Funke : I don’t think I will continue this relationship
Father : You don’t think you will continue the relationship? Why? Have I done anything wrong?
Funke : not at all, but I can’t.
Father : my first lady, my heart desire. What have I done wrong or what’s bodering You? Tell me let me resolve it rapidly..
Funke : you haven’t done anything wrong or anything is bodering me.
Father : then why?
Funke : OK, You know quite OK that you are far older than me, and it’s a shame for me to get marry to an old man like you…
Father : old man? You are calling me an old man? I am surprised hearing this from you, but we plighted ourselves.
Funke : am sorry, just find a lady of your age and get marry to her, but as for me, Bye.
Before my father could said anything, she aborted the call…
Father : hello, hello!!. Are you still with me?.
Ohhh my God, this girl ended the call.. What’s all these?
Few minutes later I stepped in and encountered my father soliloquising.
Me: father, what’s the problem? Why are you murmuring.? (Pretending)
Father: nothing, why such silly question?
Me: nothing, I am just asking…
Father : get lost my friend…
I left him in the sitting room, then to my room and started jubilating.
” haha , you never see anything, I told you that I must ruin all your paroles but you were doubting me, if you go to another lady I will still spoil it. Kudos to Funke ” I soliloquises.
The following day, I went to John’s house to mock ( ridicule) my father there.
The following were ensued between us after pleasantries were exchanged.
Me: that man thought he know something,, she almost cried that day ooo…
John : lol 😂, he never see anything.. But you self na bad boy oo.
Me: lol , I WARNED HIM EARLIER, BUT HE WOULDN’T LISTEN..
John : OK,, so she told you to visit her on coming Sunday again after stopping you from having s£x with her?
Me: Funke right? Yes, I think that is when she want me to shop her ukwu. I will f–k the hell out of her that day. How I wish tomorrow will be Sunday.
John : lol , its not far from today again na, just three days away from today.
We chatted at lengthy and i left his house….
I was eating around 12pm on Sunday when she texted me, reading:
” hope you are still coming tonight? ” she texted me.
” off course I am, expect me by 5pm on a dot” I replied her.
” Ohhh, I can’t wait to see you ” she texted.
And I was so happy.
When it was 4pm on a dot, I went to a chemist and bought five cond*ms, then head straight to Funke’s house……………………………………