My Father’s Fiancee batch 3
My Father’s Fiancee
Episode 5
[ A sĀ£x spoon with Funke ]
Father : Hello š, whoās on the line?
But auspicious for me, she aborted the call instantly, I guessed she noticed my fatherās voice. And I was a little bit relieved .
Father : yes yes, I said it,,, the girl aborted the call because she noticed that it wasnāt your voice.
Me: Did the person speaks with you at all?
Father : not at all, I said she aborted it.
Me: then why did you come to the conclusion that the caller must be female?
Father : I know na, why wonāt I know, had it being it was your class mate or your mother, they would asked of you and not aborting The call.
Me: I donāt know ooo.
Father : You wonāt know na, but one day I will catch both of you, now take your phoneā¦
I took the phone, washed my hands then heads straight to my room.
Then followed by soliloquy:
ā chaiii!!, casala for done burst today oo, I warned this girl not to call me but I will call her instead but she wouldnāt listen, thank God she played the game in a smart way by aborting the call instantlyā I soliloquises.
******** Several days later***************
I was on my way to my Motherās house in the village one day with one of my dadās car without his intention and i met a beautiful girl on the road going to a river, I passed her by initially then I reversed to her then I wined down the glass.
Me: hello, young lady, may I help you with a lift?
She: not at all, thank you, where am going is not far from here, I will trek.
Me: but why? I just wanna help you. Just come into the car ( I said while opening the carās door)
She: I said I will trek.
Me: the sun is very intense and is not good for a young fair lady like you. Just come in.
She: hmmmmm.
She agreed after convincing her with my sugar coated mouth.
The following where ensued between us in the car. Shared on whatsapp by Martino.
Me: hmmm, girls ehnnn, do you think I want to use you for ritual? Do you think am a ritualist?
She: not at all, I was just being afraid for nothing.
Me: hmmm, am not a bad person, my mother is from this village while my father is from another village called ā Adulaā. You might know my mother, sheās Janet by name, she sells somewhere around Chief ochigbo house. Sheās just a petty trader..
She: oooh! Mama Grace?
Me: yeah, mama Grace, sheās my mother, do you know her too well.
She: yes, very well, sheās my regular customer.
Me: OK, nice then. May I know more about you.
She: why?
Me: nothing, just to know.
She: hmmm, OK, am Angela by name, am 17 years old and I abode in this village. Thatās all for now.
Me : wow, what a nice name, Angela.
Angela : thank you.
Me: you are welcome, am Peter by name, am 18 years oldā¦..
Angela : wow, you are a year older than me.
Me: ohh, yeah yeah. Do you have a phone?
Angela : yes I have, why asking?
Me: ohhh, calm down now, can you please give me your contact if you donāt mind.
Angela : no! I donāt give my contact to strangers.
Me: but am not a stranger, I have told you who I am. Just give me your contactā¦
Angela : OK, let me have your phone.
I quickly gave her my phone and she put her contact.
I dropped her, then bade her good bye when I reached her destination. And I told her that I would call her on phone later then.
The following day was on Sunday, so I dressed up like an Ajebor pikin then head straight to Funkeās house because she told me to pay her a visist.
Immediately I stepped into her compound, she ran to me and gave me a hot hug.
We exchanged pleasantries then entertainment follows.
Me: happy Sunday ooo.
Funke : same to you.. How are you doing?
Me: am managingā¦
Funke : managing kee?.
Me: lol , enjoyingā¦.
Funke : hmmmmm, so you still have the guts to visit me today again right?
Me: lol ,, am sorry ma.
Funke: ma kee? Am your mate oo.
Me: hmmmmm.
Funke: least I forgot, your father almost caught me the other day oo.
Me: ohhh, I canāt laugh. But you tried ooo, see how you just ended the call when you realized that I wasnāt the one who picked the call but my father.
Funke: haha, he questioned You right?
Me: very well, copious questionsā¦.
Funke : haha, that man ehn.
Me: ok, back to business, the aim of me being here today is for you to give me feed back.
Funke: feed back? I donāt understandā¦.
Me: you donāt understand? You said I should give you are week so you can meditate on whether to be my girlfriend or not na, have you forgotten?
Funke : ohhhh, this boy ehnnn. I I Iā¦ā¦ā¦
Me: you what? Speak up na.
Funke : never mind, I will give you feed back when you want to return home.
Me: no na, why not now?
Funke : ok, ye yes, I will be your girlfriend.
Me: wow, I canāt believe.
I moved close to her, then hugged her as a sign of appreciation. We spent like a minute in the hugging then hugging turned to kissing, before I Know, we both fell on the bed and we startedā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
Episode 6.
Before I know, we both fell on the bed and we started playing romantically, while I was on top of her. I unhooked her bra then located her [email protected] instantly,, I was s—–g one while tickling the other. I later found my way to her abdomen and I started fondling thereā¦ I was completely lost, it seems I was in another planet š thenā¦ I later moved to her waist, I was trying to pull off her g string pant but she resisted me, I tried the second time and she stopped me agian, I felt bad.
ā does that mean I havenāt romanced her to the extend that she will free her self for me totally? Does that mean heās not having the urge now? Which kind girl is this? ā I soliloquises.
I again located her waist and started romancing her more and more as the tempo of her m0aning escalates.
I later moved down trying to pull of her g string pant but she stopped me again.
ā why na? ā I asked her in a low tone ( an ear shot )
ā this is our first date, am accepting your proposal today and you want to have sĀ£x with me, am sorry I canāt, I may other day but now I donāt think you can, thatās my custom ā she replied me.
I was so furious and confused, but I got convinced and calmed when I looked at her points critically. I got down from her and we sat on the cushion while we conversate.
Me: hmmmm,, but you got me in the moodā¦
Funke: I got you in the mood? I donāt understand.
Me: Ohhh, never mindā¦ I Think You have a point there, but hope you wonāt say same thing next time?
Angela: Hmmmmā¦ You this boy ehnnn.. What do you even enjoy in sĀ£x?
Me: lol š, while are you saying this as if you are still a kid? Hmmmmā¦ ok, pleasureā¦
Funke : hmmmm.. Pleasure?
Me: yeah. And you?
Angela : I havenāt done it before oo.
Me: lol š, You havenāt done it before keee.
Angela : I mean it, I havenāt done it beforeā¦ Ok, pleasureā¦. I do derive pleasure from it too..
Me: OK, when do you want me to visit you again?
Angela: as usualā¦
Me: as usual? I donāt understand..
Angela : coming Sundayā¦
Me: but itās too far oo.
Angela : itās too far right? You want toā¦ā¦ā¦.. Never mind. Let it be on coming Sunday.
Me: OK, your wish is my command.
Angela : lol š, your wish is also my command.
Me: ohhhhā¦
We chat at lengthy and I left her house..
Immediately I reached home, I encountered my father making call with someone. When I moved close to him, I realized it was Funke and the call they were making seems harshly. So I hid myself at the back of a door .. I heard ::::
Funke : I donāt think I will continue this relationship
Father : You donāt think you will continue the relationship? Why? Have I done anything wrong?
Funke : not at all, but I canāt.
Father : my first lady, my heart desire. What have I done wrong or whatās bodering You? Tell me let me resolve it rapidly..
Funke : you havenāt done anything wrong or anything is bodering me.
Father : then why?
Funke : OK, You know quite OK that you are far older than me, and itās a shame for me to get marry to an old man like youā¦
Father : old man? You are calling me an old man? I am surprised hearing this from you, but we plighted ourselves.
Funke : am sorry, just find a lady of your age and get marry to her, but as for me, Bye.
Before my father could said anything, she aborted the callā¦
Father : hello, hello!!. Are you still with me?.
Ohhh my God, this girl ended the call.. Whatās all these?
Few minutes later I stepped in and encountered my father soliloquising.
Me: father, whatās the problem? Why are you murmuring.? (Pretending)
Father: nothing, why such silly question?
Me: nothing, I am just askingā¦
Father : get lost my friendā¦
I left him in the sitting room, then to my room and started jubilating.
ā haha , you never see anything, I told you that I must ruin all your paroles but you were doubting me, if you go to another lady I will still spoil it. Kudos to Funke ā I soliloquises.
The following day, I went to Johnās house to mock ( ridicule) my father there.
The following were ensued between us after pleasantries were exchanged.
Me: that man thought he know something,, she almost cried that day oooā¦
John : lol š, he never see anything.. But you self na bad boy oo.
Me: lol , I WARNED HIM EARLIER, BUT HE WOULDNāT LISTEN..
John : OK,, so she told you to visit her on coming Sunday again after stopping you from having sĀ£x with her?
Me: Funke right? Yes, I think that is when she want me to shop her ukwu. I will f–k the hell out of her that day. How I wish tomorrow will be Sunday.
John : lol , its not far from today again na, just three days away from today.
Me: hmmmm.
We chatted at lengthy and i left his houseā¦.
I was eating around 12pm on Sunday when she texted me, reading:
ā hope you are still coming tonight? ā she texted me.
ā off course I am, expect me by 5pm on a dotā I replied her.
ā Ohhh, I canāt wait to see you ā she texted.
And I was so happy.
When it was 4pm on a dot, I went to a chemist and bought five cond*ms, then head straight to Funkeās houseā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
TBC
