Crazy orphan 🙆🌺
written by Aishat kemisola (Three star)
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“madam, what did you do to Mr Xander”? the cops boss asked.
“can you imagine these man that call himself a cop asking me foolish question why don’t you asked the person that told you to arrest me what’s my offence” Alora yelled.
“hey shut up another cop said. ooooooo who borrow you this cloth of yours you can’t see is oversized you looks like those security man that have suffered alot.
oh sorry I will tell that idiot, that told you guys to arrest me to transferring some money into your account” Alora said laughing.
“lock her behind bar” their Boss ordered. “lock who behind bar… did he asked you to lock me up, he can’t say that, he only asked you guys to arrest me so I can come to play with you guys and all of you start behaving like I offended you” Alora said. “I said lock up her their Boss yelled.
“ouch she shout holding her stomach. “I knew you are trying to fool us, so quite the pretence” the cops boss said.
“ouch, does this looks like am fooling you guys. I want to make use of the toilet” Alora shouted.
take her to the toilet” the boss ordered. “sir the toilet is under construction” the cop said yeah, Alora knew the toilet is faulty she heard two of the cops talking about it earlier, that’s why she pretended.
“oh shit what did you want me to do now” Alora yelled pretending to be in pain. thank her to the backyard their Boss said and Alora smile secretly to herself.
“Excuse me are you going to follow me to the bush” Alora asked the cop that have been following her.
“nope I think I will wait here for you, since there’s no way for you to escape” the cop said and Alora smile to herself. she walked into the bush, Alora look back and discovered The cop isn’t watching, she started running toward the fence.
she jump over the fence and as fast as her leg could carry her. she saw a moving truck and jump into it.
the cop waited for thirty minutes, and he was very worried, worried is an understatement, he is afraid.
he saw a leg of slipper on the ground near the fence he move closer to it and see it’s Alora slipper.
“am in trouble what am I going to tell my boss now he said and went back inside the station to report the current situation to his boss”.
“how did you do it what did very want me to tell Mr Xander now” he yelled. his phone rang, is Mr Xander what did you want me to tell him now” he said and picked the call.
“hello how is that crazy woman doing in your cell hope she’s is not disturbing you guys” Xander asked.
“hmm actually sir one of my boys took her out to used the toilet but she ran away”.
“what!!! how could you guys allow her escape are you guys that dumb that you could allow her escape, you must find her between now and the next four hours, I repeat four hours” Xander said and hang up.
“how are you doing my son” Mrs Cole said walking into Xander living room.
“chairs what’s mum doing here I don’t have her strength” Xander muttered. “I heard that” Mrs Cole said.
“am also here brother” Andrew said. “mum what are you doing here with this son of yours” Xander said.
“Xanders you mean I can’t come into my son house anytime and your brother I can’t believe it, did you forget I carry and birthed you for nine months later” Mrs Cole said cleaning an imaginary tears.
“Alora get down from the truck when she get to front of Xander house, she saw pepsy trying to knock at the gate”.
pepsy she shouted, Alora pepsy said and they hugged each other. “where are coming from with one leg of slipper” Pepsy asked.
you can’t believe that idiot arrested me” Alora said. “really but for what reason Pepsy asked.
“I Add a little bit of his panties water inside his tea” Alora said. “wait….. you mean you add his panties water inside his tea” pepsy asked laughing.
“that’s funny and crazy girl, “you deserve more than what he did to you” pepsy said. “pepsy you need to get going, I want to show that fool who the boss is” Alora said.
“fine make sure you call me, so I can knew you are fine”Pepsy said and peck her cheeks.
“you think you can arrest me. Alora said. sisi her Younger brother said and ran to hug her. “how are you doing my big boy” Alora said.
am doing great” Bryan replied her. “And who’s this beautiful lady Mrs Cole asked. “mum that’s my partner she’s back” Andrew said excited.
“such a beauty” Mrs Cole said. “good evening ma Alora greet Mrs Cole politely. “good evening my darling” Mrs Cole replied “mum where did you see beauty ? this girl is very ugly” Xander said.
“oh I see you guys will make a good couples. I think m son have found his perfect match. the only thing that’s remaining is to choose marriage date” Mrs Cole said smiling.
“God forbid I can never get married to this cockroaches face” Alora said. Mrs Cole and Andrew burst out laughing.
Crazy Orphan 🙆🌺
( His weakness)
Written by Aishat kemisola (Three star)
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“God forbid I can never get married to this cockroach face” Alora said.
Mrs Cole and Andrew burst out laughing.
“Did you just call me a cockroach face” Xander asked Angrily.
“and cockroach face is angry” Andrew said.
“Andrew stop it, you don’t talked to your elder brother like that, you should have add Mr to that cockroach.
for example, Mr cockroach” Mrs Cole said and everyone burst out laughing except Xander.
“this is bullshit why did you all gang up against me.
as for you miss ugly it’s all over, you’re still going back to that place you came from” Xander said.
“your wish Mr I can never go back to that hole they called station” Alora said.
“just watch and see” Xander said.
“you can’t do anything to her” Mrs Cole said.
” he can’t do anything to me am back to frustrate his life, he will regret ever kidnapping my brother” Alora said.
“beautiful lady, can you do me the favor of knowing your name” Mrs Cole said dramatically.
“am Alora ma” she replied. oh nice name. I wish I have a female child like you, but unfortunately God bless me with this strong headed guys” Mrs Cole said.
“where are you going to dress like this” Mrs Cole asked xander.
“am going to somewhere peaceful” Xander replied.
“like a club? Mrs Cole asked.
“yeah you got it” Xander replied.
“so club as turn to somewhere peaceful for you right” Mrs Cole said
“yeah I will be back soon” Xander said.
“hey ugly make sure you don’t sleep till I come back ” Xander said,
“I said you shouldn’t sleep till I come back” Xander groan.
“okay I heard you Alora said.
“and don’t forget to prepare my meal” Xander said.
meal can’t you just eat at the club, you know am really stressed, is not easy to jump over a fence” Alora said pretending to be tired.
Mrs Cole and Andrew burst into laughter.
I think she’s right how do you expect her to cook for you when you know she just came back from the police custody” Mrs Cole said in support of Alora.
“Don’t dare me young lady, make sure you prepare my meal before I come back” Xander said and went out.
“mum your phone is beeping Andrew said and gave Mrs Cole her phone.
“Hi darling, am sure you have missed me” Mrs Cole said.
“me, missed you, maybe not in this life me Cole said.
“you’re heartless, you’re not even caring Mrs Cole said pretending to be crying.
“big baby Alora muttered.
“I don’t Miss you” Mr Cole said firmly.
“you’re too local, you can’t even tell me sorry, or don’t you hear my cry’s” Mrs Cole said.
“cry did you cry Mr Cole asked laughing.
“I don’t blame you” Mrs Cole said with an eyeroll.
“so why did you call” Mrs Cole asked.
“Hmmm actually I called to ask when you are coming back to the house Mr Cole said.
“wow that means you loves me and can’t do without me” Mrs Cole said.
am not coming back tonight. I wanna celebrate my birthday with my children and miss crazy tommorow” Mrs Cole said.
“oh alright happy birthday in advance” Mr cole said and hang the call.
“my husband is jealous of my children Mrs Cole said laughing.
“Andrew please go in I have something to discuss with Alora Mrs Cole said.
Alright mum goodnight Andrew said and peck her cheeks. “Alora” mrs Cole called.
“yes ma” Alora replied.
“what will you give me tommorow” Mrs Cole asked.
“I will give you anything you wish ma” Alora replied.
“good answer Mrs Cole said and smile. “you will do anything I wish right? Mrs Cole asked.
“yes ma” Alora replied.
“I need you to makes Xander laugh again” Mrs Cole said.
“laugh as how? Alora asked confused. let me tell you a story about Xander Mrs Cole said.
The smells of cigarettes and alcohol welcome Xander to the club.
welcome to MandB club is boldly written on the wall.
Xander went to the VIP section and sat down on a table for four, that’s the available seat there.
Good evening sir, welcome to M and B club what can I offer you the waiter said.
get me any expensive drink Xander order.
some messages enter Xander phone and he was about to replied them when a very beautiful lady came to his front.
Hi handsome am Sandra the lady said, stretching her hand forward for an handshake.
“is this not the president daughter” Xander thought.
“handsome am talking to you” Sandra said.
“pardon my manners am Xander, Xander replied and shook hand with her.
“nice meeting you I have heard Alot you, and I have been Looking forward meet you Sandra said.
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