Snake ladies batch 8

Snake Ladies
Season 2
Episode 1
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written by:Mustapha Idris
Mrs bukky: “haaa” *she gasped as she woke up on her bed*
she looked around and saw that she was still on her bed and her body
was untouched and unharmed just as the queen mother said.
She looked around and saw that her spiritual eyes were now open and
she could see some things from the spirit realm.
3 weeks ago.
Mama T drove her BMW into the parking lot of nesco brewing company,
she stood up and walked majestically into the office of Mrs bukky.
Mama T: meet me in my office asap.
She said to the secretary.
She entered Mrs bukky’s office and smiled as she settled down and
started arranging the office to her taste.
Secretary: ma..
She said as she entered the office looking so confuse.
Mama T: summon all the staffs to my office for a brief meeting.
Secretary: yes ma
she knelt down a little as a sign of respect and walked away.
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I was surprised when i heard we were called into our manager’s office.
Me: Tobi, this one wey dey summon all of us so, are we safe?
Tobi: na me you dey ask? Na the same thing i won ask you oo.. After
all, this your loving mama dey so nice to you…
Me: why all of una no gree let me rest na… Everytime na me and my
boss una dey always talk about.
Tobi: because you too no gree let her rest now?
Me: wetin you mean?
Tobi: you won tell me say you no dey f–k her silly?
Me: you dey mad. Abeg make i go hear better thing.. Idiotic fellow.
We entered into Mrs bukky’s office and to my or our greatest surprise,
mama T was sitting in her chair rolling round and round all smiles.
All: good afternoon ma
mama T: good afternoon guys. I know you guys must be thinking why i
call you here. Well your boss has traveled to…. Lets just say you
won’t understand but she is staying there for three weeks. She left me
in charge of everything. From now onwards, you shall report to me and
everything will continue moving exactly the way it was before she
left. I hope you all understand.
All: yes ma..
Mama T: ok, you can now go..
Mama T: Idris wait behind.
They all left living me with my old friend mama T
mama T: idris the idris.
Me: yes ma
mama T: pls stop calling me ma..
Me: ok, mama T
mama T: very good. I guess you guys have had your lunch.
Me: yes mama T
mama T: i know i arrived late but i am very hungry. Can you take me to
any eatery.
Me: no problem.
She stood up, closed some file and we walked out of the office. As we
were stepping out, she held my hand and i was very surprise.
Me: *winked and mouthed the words* help me finish those work abeg!
Tobi: *hissed and mouthed the word* holy ghost fire fire you and your
d–k wey sabi pursue all our female boss.
I just smiled as we left.
Episode 2
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We got to the eatery and ordered for food.
Me: *signaling a waitress* wait would you like to eat.
Mama T: anything my dear Idris is going to eat.
Me: ok, bring two plates of rice with chickens and soft drinks.
Waitress: ok, be right back in a minute.
As the waitress left the place, my phone rang immediately.
Me: ah ah, who could be this one na..
I said looking my phone. It was Ayo that was calling me..
Me: my guy, my guy. E be like say party they somewhere oh this one
where you remember me so.
Ayo: na wow for you too o. Why anytime wey i call you you must remind
me of me not calling and checking on you.
Me: na true na.
The waitress came and dropped the food while i was busy looking at
those fresh b-obs.
Me: na when be the last time wey you call me.
Ayo: abeg i no dey for this rubbish. I just call to tell you say segun to die.
Me: hahahaha, idiot. Na me you won catch April fool.
Mama T was eating her food slowly while she was watching me keenly.
Ayo: no i swear, forget say today na first of April but believe me,
segun don die. E die yesterday.
Me: eyaa. I no surprise at all because me too i get something wey i
want tell you.
Ayo: wetin be that?
Me: Buhari get twin brother. Na yesterday he see am.
Ayo: you dey mad, i dey tell you serious thing you dey deir dey form
stupidity ba.
Me: mtcheeew, abeg go find another person to catch April fool.
I said and cut the call angrily.
Mama T: whats the matter honey?
Me: can you imagine, Ayo my friend just called telling me that segun is dead.
Mama T: *rolled her eyes feeling uneasy* i guess he has come with his
joke again abeg lets eat.
We ate the food and went to the cashier’s office to pay when mama T
quickly doubled crossed me and paved for the food.
Haba, no problem. Na those kind things i dey like i swear.
We walked back to my car and drove back to our office.
Tobi: *entered my office* abeg tell me the way wey you take they do am.
Me: *looking surprised* do wetin?
Tobi: the way wey you dey make all the boss dey like
Me: hahaha *relaxed in my chair* its very easy?
Tobi: how?
Me: be handsome as me, tall as me and intelligent as me..
Tobi: hahaha, abeg no vex but you know say you carry F9 for everything
wey you talk now?
Me: see this stupid idiot oo, you wey carry A1 how many people don like you.
Tobi: ahhhhh, many if you no know.
Me: abeg commot make i work jare.
Tobi: no problem but one day, this things wey you dey do go back fire.
Me: go back fire for which person head.
Tobi: idiot, na my head e go backfire because na me dey do them abi?
Me: amen oo, he go backfire for your head seven folds.
Tobi: chaii, God help you…
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Tbc