THE ARMED ROBBER
Armed Robbers invaded a house but unfortunately for them the police were alerted but they couldn’t get any of the armed Robbers, they escaped. But one of them could not make it, therefore, he hide behind a massive fridge at the dinning table. Hoping that when everybody leave the house in the morning, he will escape
Early morning, the wife of the owner of the house was setting breakfast and she poisoned the tea meant for her husband….
When the Man was about to eat, the thief who saw everything that transpired while the woman was setting breakfast came out of hiding and told the man not to eat…
Thief: Oga I take God beg you, no eat that food, poison dey there
Husband: Young man, who are you and how did you get in here?
Thief: Honestly, a be one of the thief wey wan come thief for your house
Husband: Wonderful!!! God had catch you for me… Am calling the police straight away
Thief: Oga, a no say make u no call police, but the thing be say, a no wan make u die. Poison dey inside your tea. No drink am.
Husband: Ok, how did you know?
Thief: I see madam wen she dey put am inside. She talk say your time don reach to die.
Husband: Are you sure?
Thief: Oga na true, I dey talk.
Husband: Ok, don’t worry go back to where you are hiding.
The thief went back to where he was hiding
Husband: Honey (calling his wife) can you please come.
Wife: haha, sweetheart, you have not drink your tea? I thought maybe you are through that was why u were calling me to come and clear the table.
Husband: Not at all….. I don’t think I want to drink again…
Wife: Dear, what happened? Did I offend you?
Husband: No, not at all..
Wife: Dear, you have to drink it. Do you know the time I woke up despite what happened yesterday night. Just because I want you to take breakfast. No, sweetheart, pleaseeee…(She kissed him passionately)
Husband: You know what…
Husband: Can you taste out of the tea..
Wife: No, I have not brush my teeth
Husband: I will allow you to go brush your teeth
Wife: Sweetheart, what is the meaning of all these? Am your wife for crying out loud. Is it because we haven’t been blessed with the fruit of the womb yet…. Abi… No prob(started sobbing)
Husband: Forget that… Don’t even go there. It can’t work today at all… If you don’t want to taste out of this tea, then I have to pour it away..
Wife: Go and pour it away… Shior..(she tries to walk away)
Husband: Where do you think you are going… I am going to give jack, our dog this tea and we are going together.
Wife: Give jack what? You want to kill jack, abi..
Husband: So, it is true that you poisoned the tea..
Wife: No ooo… Let’s go and give jack..
They both left the living room for the dog house. The husband pour the tea in the dog’s plate and it licked it… And they left.
Few minutes later, the husband called the wife to go and see how jack is fairing. On getting to the dog’s house, alas!! Jack……
THE ARMED ROBBER
Few minutes later, the husband called the wife to go and see how jack is fairing. On getting to the dog’s house, alas!! Jack was hail and hearty. Wagging its tail to its masters.
Wife: Can you see now. The dog is even stronger than before. I don’t know where this thought came into your mind. I have married you for over five years now. Just because I have not been blessed with the fruit of the womb… Huhuhu(sobbing)
Husband: My dear, am sorry. You know I don’t like seeing you crying. Am very sorry. Please, accept my apology.
Wife: (Amid tears)… That is what you always say Everytime. If you don’t trust me again as your wife maybe we should quit the marriage. Thank God we don’t have any child yet..
Husband: Haha! Sweetheart, I said am sorry. You have also offend me and you apologize and I accept your apology… Why is it difficult for you to accept mine now…
Wife: (Amid tears)…. You accused me of trying to kill you. That is a serious allegation. It is appalling for you to think about not to talk of accusing me…
They both move from the dog house to the living room.
Husband: (Thinking)… This is surprising. Jack survive the poison. Am convinced beyond reasonable doubt that my wife want to kill me.. Why did she refused to taste the tea? Why did she react like that when I said am going to give our dog the tea? I must see to the end of this…
Wife: (Thinking).. Thank God that Jack survive the poison. But, how come? How did it survive it? Wait oo, how did my husband know there is poison in the tea? This man must be possessed…. No matter what, he just have to die. I have endure all this years.. I can’t continue to use preventive pills…. No, not at all. I must act fast now, that he will be seriously suspicious…. I know he is not convinced that I did not poison the tea… Ha, God!! I have to provide for myself and my son. I am not ready to have another child. I am okay with the only child I have at my teenage days…. Though, I did not know the father… I only marry this one because he is loaded… Wow!! Ojo is loaded!!! I have to do everything before he changes his WILL which gave everything to me… God, I just have to act fast..
Husband: Sweetheart, I don’t think I will be going to the office today again… I will call my manager… Hope you have forgiven me.
Wife: Yes, but my dear, honestly, I am disappointed. But, it is alright… After all, you are my husband… I will be going to the market in the next few minutes….
Husband: Thank you, my love..(Kissed her passionately).. No prob, I will be at home..
The wife went inside. Changed and dressed for the market…
Wife: (She called from the room) My dear, are you still at the living room?
Wife walks to the living room
Wife: Honey, I am set. I will see you later..
Husband: Alright, see you later…
Wife went out, took the car and zoomed off…
While all these was going on, the thief was listening to everything that went on between husband and wife at the living room…. He was confused…
Thief: (Thinking)… Is the dog dead or what? E be like say I don enter another problem oooo… Dis man no fight him wife.. D woman even dey go market… I go hearam today… Double wahala
Husband: Mr Man(calling the thief), come out I need to talk to you.
Thief: (coming out) Oga, w€tin happen. The dog die abi?
Husband: No, that is where I am confused… Jack did not die…
Thief: Oga, I swear to God, I see madam.. She even talk am loud, say, time don reach make u die…
Husband: Am convinced that my wife want to kill me. But the question is why? I believed you…. Maybe, it is because, you are the one who will save my life that was why you came to rob me… God sent you purposely because of today. I don’t know what to do… I don’t want to die…. I can’t change my WILL. My lawyer is out of the country. He will only come back in the next two weeks… My wife knows what is in the WILL. God, come and help me…
Thief: Oga no worry… I go help you
Husband: How? You have saved me once. If you can do it again, I will be happy…
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