Mr irresistible episode 10 – 12

MR IRRESISTABLE🔞🍆

Episode 10
Me: who is that, that want to bring down my expensive door with knocks?
Adamu; sir, is me Adamu.
Me: the door is not locked, come in.
He entered the room smiling like those he goats that have just finished eaten fresh grass, this guy sef, is just 9am what brought him here.

Me: can you stop showing me your brown teeth and tell me the reason, you are here this early?
Adamu; there are many girls outside.
Me; is that why you are smiling like you won lottery, see warn yourself ohhh… this is not Chidimma. I will cut off your Hausa carrot. Oya vamoose!
One thing I love about Adamu is his ability to speak correct English mixed with thick Hausa accent, that guy voice will just make You smile even if your day has nothing to smile about, both of us are glued for life. I raise my d–k up and wage it with my boxer band I’d not like it to misbehave during the interview, I went outside to meet 10 beautiful clean girls with dangerous asses and biggacious and sweetacious b-obs, ahhh… I said it my enemies and Village People have returned from holiday with full force to destroy
my life. is not model audition for goodness sake na housegirl job, Nigeria and no job.

Me: good morning, girls.
Girls: good morning, sir.
Me: you are all welcomed, make yourself comfortable, you will be employed and also won’t be employed, the interview will commenced shortly, good luck.
I need to go and check what Adamu pasted
outside, am not seeing any ugly girl here oohh..
How will I survive with those sweet girls
in,side without s€×, staring at the paper
I asked Adamu to paste someone have
just sellotaped the ugly from it, this sellotape have just taken my d–k peace, I went in,side and proceed with the interview thank my master plan, I was interviewing with my mouth cause my head is picturing how I will bleep them _when I employed two girls to be my housegirl, my d–k was just getting hærd for nothing, if_ not we are outside I’d have banged one of the daughters of Eve, I finished 10bottles of water cause I was on heat, I must commend Nkiru and Ejiro, both of them did well but with their
numbers with me, I don’t think I will employ any of them, I will just go to church to ask pastor to give me one of the prayer warrior and devoted sister that will be my housegirl, Sambisa call came in interrupting my thought.

Episode 11
Sam: oga coma.
Me: Sambisa, the f—-r in the forest.
Sam: hmm.. hmm. . Your new hot chick is starting work tomorrow, so when are you starting?
Me: who be my new hot chick? I never see housegirl, if I never employ one, I nogo near office.
Sam: your new s€×tary, if you like dey f–k this one upadan, I trust Chibaby na 6ft sentence she go give you.
Me: Sambisa, commot for my line *hissed*
Save me Oh Lord from the daughters of Eve and I’ll become ardent christain, I no even ask Sambisa make em arrange two hot holy holy sisters from em church.

Me: hello, Sambisa
Sam: aahhh.. oga coma, why you dey call again, or you lost small memo due to coma?
Me: I no get time for your wahala, Sam. Which church you dey go?
Sambisa: L.W.F.S. ministry.
Me: thank God.
Sam: for?
Me: you manage dey go church.
Sam: hmm…never thank am first oohh….
Me: na you sabi, you fit arrange two holy holy sisters from ona church to run my house package, I wan repent.
Sam: I fit arrange two sister M for you.
Me: I no want people where dey bear Mary as name.
Sam: who tell you say sister M na Mary.
Me: so na Mirabel?
Sam: no.
Me: Miracle?
Sam: no
Me: oboy, na who na?
Sam: two sister Monkey.. *line death*
Your father Sam, the only option left is to call pastor Jeremiah, hope he isn’t prophet of doom.
we have beautiful sisters and semi ugly
holy holy sisters, I dialed his number.
Me: good evening, pastor.
Pastor: aahhh… brother Victor, you didn’t attend this past service, why?
Me: am just coming back from the hospital, have been sick.
Pastor: brother say you will never fall into the hands of sickness.

Me: I will never.
Pastor: good, am coming to your house tomorrow.
Me: eehhnn… sir, I need a good sister that will help to keep my house clean, and I will pay for her services.
Pastor: no problem, am coming with one tomorrow.
Me: thank you, sir.
Pastor: you are welcome *called off*
I trust pastor Jeremiah, hope am not going to be seeing monkey as my house girl in my dreams to night, what is the full meaning of L.W.F.S ministry? Hmm.. Sam. Sam.

Episode 12
Standing alone at des**t no trees, no buildings, I saw two hawks going after a dove I ran after them aiming stones at them but none of my stones harmed any of the hawks.
Again I saw myself on the zenith of a very tall mountain, standing on the cliff I felt a very soft hand, s-nsation shoot down my spine. I wanted to turn and deep k-ss her to repay what she is doing to me. a great force push me down, I scre-m for help as I fall down, but her laughter echo in the valley.

I wake up to a sound of door, I fearfully landed on the tiles, with pains all over my body.
Me: wh.. who.. I..s th..at?

*I stutter*
Voice: oga, is me oohhh…
Me; you who na?
Voice; Adamu *I hissed*
This dream is serious oohh.. I cannot even recognise Adamu voice, I look at the time 9am, drenched with sweats. I over slept, I climb the bed.

Me; come in, please.
Adamu: good morning, sir.
Me: morning.
Adamu: you have visitors.
Me: who are they?
Adamu: your pastor and a girl.
Me: you can go, where is Uche?
Adamu: he has left to get us breakfast.
Who am I expecting apart from pastor
Jeremiah, is too early for him to be here.
I left the room to see him with …oh my
God, this man harsh oohhh. .. the girl
is dark, I glance at her b-obs. Two bedrooms flat, hopefully she will have big a-s. Her face aahhh.. the gods are to be blame, this is typical worwor, this man get bad mind … he selected the ugliest sister in our church for me, hope what am thinking isn’t true, this man is bleeping our beautiful sisters.

Me: good morning, pastor.
Pastor: brother Victor, God bless you.
Sister: good morning, sir *standing*
I stylishly check her backyard, the same result.

Me: morning, sister G *gorilla*
Pastor: meet our prayerful sister Deborah.
I tell you say I need prayerful sister, this one will not stay in my house oohhh…